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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Jesus hermione Christ. This is something. We have lots of talent at wr and I think enough talent at qb. Bijan. Just need to polish up the line via coaching and/or transfers, then lose the brake pedal and mash the gas.  

yeah, i bet Sark had a boner watching the alamo bowl

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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4 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

tOSU doesn’t want to cover him with a LB either, but Sark is scheming that shit on them.

Like I said it was a simplistic take.  More meant in response to the simplistic criticism of Bama D.

3 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I’m just not sure what the fuck people expect from DCs in today’s game. Bama is not getting out coached on defense. 

At least Clemson’s piece of shit DC hasn’t come up as a candidate. Gave up 49 (35 in the first half) to this same OSU team. Can’t believe that guy even has a job. 

Just now, immamac said:

seriously though this isn't the game thread. This is the coaching staff thread. 

But what if our potential coaches are in this game?

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4 minutes ago, immamac said:

seriously though this isn't the game thread. This is the coaching staff thread. 

There’s approximately 1000 posts about ice cream in this thread but we’re drawing the line at posts about the performance of potential coordinator hires? 

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

seriously though this isn't the game thread. This is the coaching staff thread. 

So ice cream and BBQ = good

Football talk = bad

 

Got it!

2 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

But what if our potential coaches are in this game?

Yeah don't make us go to the game thread with "those people".

tOSU doesn’t want to cover him with a LB either, but Sark is scheming that shit on them.

Ohio State seems to not want to cover him at all.

They’re so devoted to their base sets that they’re not making adjustments for a guy who’d start in the NFL right now. I don’t know what to say to that.
1 minute ago, immamac said:

seriously though this isn't the game thread. This is the coaching staff thread. 

Half our coaching staff is killing it in this game tho

15 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:


His DL has been outmatched so far. See how it shakes out. 17 points, first half almost over.

7 points was a gift by Mac.

6 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I’m just not sure what the fuck people expect from DCs in today’s game. Bama is not getting out coached on defense. 

Maybe this is why OSU only played 7 games???

2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

yep, can't wait to haz some of that next year

I can't even describe how excited I am to see this offense next year and to have a coach who doesn't just want to win by 1 fucking point! 

7 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Smith might win another Heisman for this game.

Well, he might have more receiving yards than the any other college receiver in 2021.

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7 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:


Did Henry Golding fuck your nephew?

I don't really have a nephew.  Not opposed to one honestly.

8 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Are you Henry Golding's nephew?

Make that stops on 4 of 6 possessions. 

seriously though this isn't the game thread. This is the coaching staff thread. 

Wouldn’t trying to convince overreacting worry-asses that a possible DC candidate’s defense is not playing badly because they’ve given up 17 points to the #3 team in the country in the first half of a football game in the year 2020 be coaching staff related?
1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Sark is the type of coach that will go for points with 49 seconds left in the half. 
@immamac

This shit right fucking here! No more turtle-ing up as soon as we get a one point fucking lead!

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Harris clearly being retained

 

Fuuuuuuck yes. Hope Walsh stays too. Harris is a rainmaker recruiter, even without being able to recruit off campus.

50 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

 

Get a room already.

Oh I would. You don’t think I would fuck this offense? I would destroy this offense. I would rock this offenses world for the 15 or so seconds that I lasted. I want to make sweet sweet monkey love to this offense 

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Harris clearly being retained

 

Especially as OSU was the rumored destination if he wasn’t 

4 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Maybe this is why OSU only played 7 games???

No, Bama is just that good.

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4 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Make that stops on 4 of 6 possessions. 

Yeah, and honestly one of tosu's scores was off a turnover

Just now, RGBIII said:

Oh I would. You don’t think I would fuck this offense? I would destroy this offense. I would rock this offenses world for the 15 or so seconds that I lasted. I want to make sweet sweet monkey love to this offense 

All while reminding Sark’s offense that it’s not about the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean. 

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Saban just gave Sark some nice praise there in his halftime interview. This game should be more than just a recruiting event for players. I hope other coaches are excited to join this coaching staff. 

There’s no denying it.  He’s an elite play caller. That’s what we’re buying.  

The play calling has been flawless, and Sark has schemed his best players into open space all night. Very impressive so far.

11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Sark is the type of coach that will go for points with 49 seconds left in the half. 
@immamac

That sounds really really really hard to do.

I don't really have a nephew. 

What does this mean? You have a butch niece?
4 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

Elite? I haven’t seen one QB Power play. 

Yeah and everyone thinks Smith is so great. he probably wouldn't even start under Herman, and if he did he wouldn't get more than 2 or 3 touches a game

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Can’t wait to see what Sark does with him 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

I believe it's called killer instinct. 

Or #allgasnobreaks 

2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Yeah and everyone thinks Smith is so great. he probably wouldn't even start under Herman, and if he did he wouldn't get more than 2 or 3 touches a game

Yeah his package would be on the reverse pass to the QB. Gotta get Sam that YAC

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20 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

There’s approximately 1000 posts about ice cream in this thread but we’re drawing the line at posts about the performance of potential coordinator hires? 

Post off topic. Reported. 

Hang on... Devonta Smith has more receiving yards than Ohio State does total yards and y’all don’t want Golding??? Sheesh...

Maybe CDC is the real mensa. Sark is a hell of a playcaller. Of course it helps to have the Alabama roster and Saban. 

Lulz...our players fucking hated mensa.

8 minutes ago, DoneWithit said:

Can’t wait to see what Sark does with him 

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4 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

 

When did Crowder trade in his balls for the most feminine and dainty of vaginas? NTTAWWT 

buddy of mine just texted this 

"should every husband nickname their penis jared wiley? the underutilized weapon?"

27 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Sark is the type of coach that will go for points with 49 seconds left in the half. 
@immamac

Saban too

6 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

Hang on... Devonta Smith has more receiving yards than Ohio State does total yards and y’all don’t want Golding??? Sheesh...

In their defense, Smith does have a shit ton of yards.

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