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22 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Sark is looking to be the best coach we've had since Royal. Everybody is going to be watching Texas this off season. Oklahoma is probably saying to itself "Shit. We shoulda let Herman beat us this year." The Red River shootout is going back to the old days when it REALLY meant something. Hope they can finally get away from those fucking 11AM start times.

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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27 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

things couldn't go better for Sark, what a way to step into a new big time job

beats losing to an unranked Memphis and SMU that is for sure.

wrong thread

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I will be extremely underwhelmed if Coleman is retained.  Move him to an analyst role or let him take another WR job. No one is hiring him away from us for a reason.  There are many good WR coaches in the country.  There is a reason we aren’t getting any top WRs in state.  He sucks.  

If he’s the guy, I think the defense will be just fine with Golding. He took a pretty young defense and made Fields look very ordinary. 

Nahlin:

Spoiler

Great game for Golding. Not expecting him.

Not expecting Arnett.

Not expecting a DC announcement tomorrow.

 

4 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Hard pass on Coleman. There’s no data to points to support him other than “Sark likes him”. Widen the search  if Wiggins and Simmons said no. 

That's how I got my last job.

Just now, Machinator said:

Nahlin:

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Great game for Golding. Not expecting him.

Not expecting Arnett.

Not expecting a DC announcement tomorrow.

 

hahahahaha. He's still interviewing guys?

4 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

If they are really hiring noted incompetent asshole BoB to replace Sark, you would think these guys would be interested in getting out while the getting is good.

People said the same about Sarkesian and Lane Kiffen when they were hired. As long as Saban is there they will be a force. The machine is real.

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

Nahlin:

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Great game for Golding. Not expecting him.

Not expecting Arnett.

Not expecting a DC announcement tomorrow.

 

Well that’s no fun

4 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Hard pass on Coleman. There’s no data to points to support him other than “Sark likes him”. Widen the search  if Wiggins and Simmons said no. 

I mean - Bill Snyder thought enough of him to promote him to OC. And then he came to Texas and did enough as an analyst to earn the WR coach job. And now our new coach thinks enough of him to keep him as a WR coach.  Those seem like some data points. 

2 minutes ago, victory88 said:

 There is a reason we aren’t getting any top WRs in state.  He sucks.  

Yeah I would've blacked out the previous 3 years under Mehringer too 

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

I mean - Bill Snyder thought enough of him to promote him to OC. And then he came to Texas and did enough as an analyst to earn the WR coach job. And now our new coach thinks enough of him to keep him as a WR coach.  Those seem like some data points. 

OK. Show me the recruits. The 2021 WR class is warmed over shit. 

1 minute ago, Duane Moore said:

Well that’s no fun

I Just want him to get it right. That makes me think it's someone with NFL opportunities as well because that hiring cycle is in full swing.

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Nahlin:

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Great game for Golding. Not expecting him.

Not expecting Arnett.

Not expecting a DC announcement tomorrow.

 

Who the fuck is left?

6 minutes ago, Luka Skywalker said:

No. There’s absolutely no evidence that Samples is worth a damn as a coach. He’s the “John Chiles should starts” of coaches. 

Look, if we cant get an elite developer then we may as well get an elite recruiter. Coleman sucked at both this year. 

2 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

hahahahaha. He's still interviewing guys?

There was the report one of the coaches would be announced Wednesday

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3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Nahlin:

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Great game for Golding. Not expecting him.

Not expecting Arnett.

Not expecting a DC announcement tomorrow.

 

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

There was the report one of the coaches would be announced Wednesday

Are any candidates in Covid quarantine? Does Muschamp's son have a table tennis tournament on Tuesday?

Trying not to doompost but if Sark passed on all these guys and ignored Raymond's overtures I'm really fucking hoping he has an ace up his sleeve

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

OK. Show me the recruits. The 2021 WR class is warmed over shit. 

the poor receiver recruiting has been blamed on herman, he fucked everything up. but he’s gone now. coleman is a good coach and he’ll be fine. 

1 minute ago, Dijon Robinson said:

Trying not to doompost but if Sark passed on all these guys and ignored Raymond's overtures I'm really fucking hoping he has an ace up his sleeve

Are you though

Just now, Dijon Robinson said:

Trying not to doompost but if Sark passed on all these guys and ignored Raymond's overtures I'm really fucking hoping he has an ace up his sleeve

There are a lot of good coaches out there. Maybe Nick advised Sark to interview someone off our radar. I hope he followed leads like that.

Nahlin's an asshole for waiting till after the game to say that it isn't Golding

6 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

OK. Show me the recruits. The 2021 WR class is warmed over shit. 

Well coach fuck face led us to two warmed over shit seasons in a row what the fuck do you expect?

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1 minute ago, futureman said:

the poor receiver recruiting has been blamed on herman, he fucked everything up. but he’s gone now. coleman is a good coach and he’ll be fine. 

Is he though? 

1 minute ago, Teryor said:

Nahlin's an asshole for waiting till after the game to say that it isn't Golding

I doubt he knows who it is either way.

6 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

OK. Show me the recruits. The 2021 WR class is warmed over shit. 

Alexis was actually a really nice get. Lee is fast and fun. Cain feels powerfully like one of Herman's "he's tall though" takes.

Far from a great class, but it's got two guys that could be really solid.

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16 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Folks forgetting about us getting Troy O back this year. Dude was a fucking star in camp, sark is going to do wonders with him regardless of who’s coaching receivers

Because if there's one thing the last several years have taught us, it's that sunshine-laden $9.95-er reports from spring camp are reliable.

1 minute ago, Teryor said:

Nahlin's an asshole for waiting till after the game to say that it isn't Golding


You assume he knows anything. Recent data points suggest most are on the dark now. 

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Well coach fuck face lead us to two warmed over shit seasons in a row what the fuck do you expect?

The DL, LB, and DB classes are decent to good. It’s possible to recruit well despite Herman. 

4 minutes ago, Dijon Robinson said:

Trying not to doompost but if Sark passed on all these guys and ignored Raymond's overtures I'm really fucking hoping he has an ace up his sleeve

$9.95ers haven't been right about anything other than Herman was gone. Why would be believe them on this?

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Is he though? 


Look man,  I like you as a poster but if you must insist on quoting a poster most of us have on ignore it’s going to be tough to keep you off ignore. 

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Alexis was actually a really nice get. Lee is fast and fun. Cain feels powerfully like one of Herman's "he's tall though" takes.

I don't even know if Coleman had much input [on Cain] at the time. All the reports surrounding him said something to the effect of "Yurcich identified and pursued him."

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8 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Who the fuck is left?

Boom!  Or bust. 

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The DL, LB, and DB classes are decent to good. It’s possible to recruit well despite Herman. 

herman handled WR recruiting and fucked it up. 

3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Because if there's one thing the last several years have taught us, it's that sunshine-laden $9.95-er reports from spring camp are reliable.

I hope you aren't like this in real life. You must be miserable to be around. 

6 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Because if there's one thing the last several years have taught us, it's that sunshine-laden $9.95-er reports from spring camp are reliable.

Never change

2 minutes ago, texashorn13 said:

Muschamp or Tosh...make your bets.

Raheem Morris and Tosh.

 

JK, probably Boom since we've already hired Gideon and Davis. Would think the DC was in contact about those hires.

Just now, RGBIII said:

Never change

he’s not wrong.  spring camp reports are fucking absurd. 

Just now, RGBIII said:

Never change

Is he wrong on that though? We all know he’s the biggest pussy but we’ve always gotten those reports for them to not amount to much. 

1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

The rotation and personnel decisions were awful for every position group. That leads me back to the one common denominator.....

If there's no such thing as momentum, why feed the hot hand?

3 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I hope you aren't like this in real life. You must be miserable to be around. 

I hope he is because at least he's being sincere.

4 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I hope you aren't like this in real life. You must be miserable to be around. 

Narrator: “He is.”

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