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  • closetojumping
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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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9 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Checked all MIA area outbounds and, for Austin, Bergstrom, Exec, HSB, Georgetown and San Marcos. Obviously a new one into any can be scheduled sometime between now and tomorrow morning, but this is the only one I found. 

Bandera?

1 minute ago, Modessit said:

Saban giving Sark props for staying focused after taking the job "as head coach of the University of Texas". Nice of Saban to remind everyone of where Sark is going. Could've just said "after taking a new job".

He knows few other schools command the same level of attention.

Checked all MIA area outbounds and, for Austin, Bergstrom, Exec, HSB, Georgetown and San Marcos. Obviously a new one into any can be scheduled sometime between now and tomorrow morning, but this is the only one I found. 
Maybe they're flying into Houston to drop off pole assassin first to make some cash.
2 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

He knows few other schools command the same level of attention.

Or he knows we play them in a few years and their current recruiting class versus ours would be...well, it’d be a bloodbath. Thank you for the free marketing though saban

40 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

So is today Christmas Eve or tomorrow?

It’s always Tuesday. 

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... I was going to just answer “Yes”

53 minutes ago, Modessit said:
1 hour ago, derpyhorndog said:
Checked all MIA area outbounds and, for Austin, Bergstrom, Exec, HSB, Georgetown and San Marcos. Obviously a new one into any can be scheduled sometime between now and tomorrow morning, but this is the only one I found. 

Maybe they're flying into Houston to drop off pole assassin first to make some cash.

Good idea. James Harden keeps half of Houston's joint afloat by himself.

Just hope Sark get enough time (away from the UT BMD and LHN bs) to be able to scheme against defenses like he’s probably getting at Alabama. 

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

You seem to talk about playing cards with your brother’s kids (which are called your nieces and nephews by the way)

How would you know he wasn’t talking about his sister’s kids?

1 hour ago, clapclapclap said:

Bandera?

Don’t count on anyone there knowing what’s going on. They never get to watch any games

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I’m an idiot

6 minutes ago, BERT said:

Don’t count on anyone there knowing what’s going on. They never get to watch any games

So they won’t understand why we’re so upset when sark announces charlie strong. 

3 hours ago, gaspar said:

Just hope Sark get enough time (away from the UT BMD and LHN bs) to be able to scheme against defenses like he’s probably getting at Alabama. 

Why wouldn’t he? That’s a fucking stupid talking point. You should have thrown in “LHN commitments,” as if either TV or boosters eat up a lot of a Texas HC’s time. They don’t.
 

Tom Herman and Charlie Strong lost exactly zero games because of their off-field job demands. 

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4 hours ago, gaspar said:

Just hope Sark get enough time (away from the UT BMD and LHN bs) to be able to scheme against defenses like he’s probably getting at Alabama. 

The only coach that ever bitched about this was FUPM.  Every coach deals with this shit.  LHN, a Tuscaloosa access channel, TCU today, Jayhawk Football, etc. Same demands, just our crap may be a nicer studio and the coach shoulders the burden of speaking with Galindo. 

Re, dc.  Woke up with a bad feeling it’s Steele.  Probably wrong.  Tomorrow’s the day, right?

Press conference scheduled for 4:00 this afternoon

9 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Press conference scheduled for 4:00 this afternoon

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35 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Press conference scheduled for 4:00 this afternoon

Guessing Sark is going to say I am still vetting DC hires. But, hey I hung 52 on Ohio State.

10 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Who dis:

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MSFHorn used to be pretty connected. Haven’t seen posts from him in a long time, but it’s worth noting. He’d know shit that the $9.95ers wouldn’t from the booster side, provided there is something there to know. 

8 hours ago, Teryor said:

Nahlin's an asshole for waiting till after the game to say that it isn't Golding

 

8 hours ago, Newy25 said:


You assume he knows anything. Recent data points suggest most are on the dark now. 

Yep. The Golding thing was bullshit the whole way, as some of us suspected and posted about all along. It was just this dipshit trying create a scenario of correlation that wasn’t there. 

 

1 hour ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

 the coach shoulders the burden of speaking with Galindo. 

Underestimate this at your own peril

1 hour ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Meme Reaction GIF by Silicon Valley

 

1 hour ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I know it’s early, but I’m feeling kind of antsy.

 

13 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

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Ummm...

It’s after 7am. 

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15 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Hd Waiting GIF by MOODMAN

What I always love about this gif, is that his stunt double/stand in is in the shot directly behind him. 
 

 

8 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Hard pass on Coleman. There’s no data to points to support him other than “Sark likes him”. Widen the search  if Wiggins and Simmons said no. 

"Sark likes him" looks like a pretty good data point for anything having to do with offense 

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Any chance Gerry makes shit up

Yes, but still a lower chance than most other $9.95ers.

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Any chance Gerry makes shit up

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9 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Any chance Gerry makes shit up

Doubtful 

Recruits probably texted Carrington. My guess is Thompson, Stewart, and maybe Blue 

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

Press conference scheduled for 4:00 this afternoon

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So, we get Flood officially today, and a dc?

i am sure I not alone thinking the OL hire is almost as important as dc.

2 minutes ago, orangecat92 said:

So, we get Flood officially today, and a dc?

i am sure I not alone thinking the OL hire is almost as important as dc.

More important given our history at OL

So - if its not Golding, and Scott isn't coming with him, why the fuck is Sark ghosting Corey Raymond?

Is Steele really the choice here?

I know the OL has been dog shit for years and that hire is incredibly important - but the DC hire has to be the most important one Sark makes on this first staff, right?  A few of the bigger names have already made decisions on their futures - did Muschamp saying 'no' cause this process to reset, and with Sark preparing for Title Game cause a 'pause' on the search.  Am I being a little saty bitch expecting all of the hires to be wrapped up by today? 

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

So - if its not Golding, and Scott isn't coming with him, why the fuck is Sark ghosting Corey Raymond?

Is Steele really the choice here?

I know the OL has been dog shit for years and that hire is incredibly important - but the DC hire has to be the most important one Sark makes on this first staff, right?  A few of the bigger names have already made decisions on their futures - did Muschamp saying 'no' cause this process to reset, and with Sark preparing for Title Game cause a 'pause' on the search.  Am I being a little saty bitch expecting all of the hires to be wrapped up by today? 


yes, but definitely warranted as we all are feeling the same way. 🤘🏼

 

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23 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Any chance Gerry makes shit up

 

20 minutes ago, trythisathome said:

Yes, but still a lower chance than most other $9.95ers.

The guy doesn’t make shit up. If he’s guessing, or doesn’t know, he’ll phrase or say so accordingly. 

13 minutes ago, Fud said:

Doubtful 

Recruits probably texted Carrington. My guess is Thompson, Stewart, and maybe Blue 

Exactly. 

10 hours ago, Hmmm said:

Where is DJ Monroe?

on the sideline, obviously

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2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

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Maybe

29 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Any chance Gerry makes shit up

After the past month I'm going to assume this is a rhetorical question.

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Spelling is hard.

Please for the love of god don’t get off the plane like this...fucking dorks

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I would like to suggest that Bama's offensive performance last night was as important to The University of Texas' recruiting efforts as literally anything else Sark could have been doing from Belmont for the last two weeks. He had a commitment to UA and took it seriously. Now he's ours. 

I've got a good feeling about this. 

🤘

9 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

So - if its not Golding, and Scott isn't coming with him, why the fuck is Sark ghosting Corey Raymond?

Is Steele really the choice here?

I know the OL has been dog shit for years and that hire is incredibly important - but the DC hire has to be the most important one Sark makes on this first staff, right?  A few of the bigger names have already made decisions on their futures - did Muschamp saying 'no' cause this process to reset, and with Sark preparing for Title Game cause a 'pause' on the search.  Am I being a little saty bitch expecting all of the hires to be wrapped up by today? 

yeah my fear is that Sark and Muschamp had talked about putting a defensive staff together, Sark got hired, then Muschamp changed his mind for whatever reason, and Sark went off and started hiring defensive personnel without a new DC and now is struggling to find a DC who won't insist on hiring his own people.

My hope is that it's still Muschamp or some other DC already in mind and they are waiting on timing for some reason 

8 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

So - if its not Golding, and Scott isn't coming with him, why the fuck is Sark ghosting Corey Raymond?

Is Steele really the choice here?

I know the OL has been dog shit for years and that hire is incredibly important - but the DC hire has to be the most important one Sark makes on this first staff, right?  A few of the bigger names have already made decisions on their futures - did Muschamp saying 'no' cause this process to reset, and with Sark preparing for Title Game cause a 'pause' on the search.  Am I being a little saty bitch expecting all of the hires to be wrapped up by today? 

C'mon man, you're smarter than that to believe that Sark ignored one of if not the best CB coach in the country. More to that story I would imagine. 

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1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Please for the love of god don’t get off the plane like this...fucking dorks

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Our band canceled themselves so no worries.

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