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21 minutes ago, bar said:

Common Projects. "Grown up" sneakers.

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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23 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Yep, looks like the Citation X initially predicted. Model appears to match. And it was operated by XOJets - they brand the engines with their company name and you can't make it out in the video but the one Stark stepped out of is clearly branded. 

Edit: And the only other contender just left MIA. The one linked above was the only MIA arrival in ATX since the game, timing of posting video checks out. I'm certain we were correct.

Plane is N10KJ - Challenger 650 which is blocked on FlightAware

Edit: Handcruser beat me by 10 seconds

Edit 2: And now it's landing at Houston Hobby, which may just be repositioning to their home base

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That challenger was put into a new lllc on 12/17 and its tracking prohibited. Owned by booster Jason itkin. Attorney from Houston.

Just now, Handcruser said:

That challenger was put into a new lllc on 12/17 and its tracking prohibited. Owned by booster Jason itkin. Attorney from Houston.

Former president of the silver spurs.

1 hour ago, WinningIsHard said:

My god, I picked the wrong profession. He gets paid to say that shit. 

Please don't refer to what Anwar does as a "profession".

Even da hoes are insulted.

4 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

That challenger was put into a new lllc on 12/17 and its tracking prohibited. Owned by booster Jason itkin. Attorney from Houston.

Counter-subconscious-espionage. Power move. 

Here's another tidbit....N10KJ went from the plane's home base to AUS then to MIA yesterday, landing around 4:30pm.  Maybe Mrs. Sark was in Austin house hunting and the plane picked her up to bring her to the game?

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

But did surly notice if this has been Charlie’s background image or has it recently changed?

 

 

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I guess $30 million didn't allow him to think he could win somehow. He needs a new thinker.

3 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Here's another tidbit....N10KJ went from the plane's home base to AUS then to MIA yesterday, landing around 4:30pm.  Maybe Mrs. Sark was in Austin house hunting and the plane picked her up to bring her to the game?

CDC and others went to the game.

1 hour ago, EZ$ said:

God dammit, where’s the band???

They were warming up the EoT in the hanger

28 minutes ago, riloh05 said:

common projects. great shoe game coach.

$500 kicks that look like KSwiss and Etonic had shoe sex LOL. Good on him though. 

2 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

$500 kicks that look like KSwiss and Etonic had shoe sex LOL. Good on him though. 

That's what a new contract will get you.

Edited by TexasFan21

Skip the Surly-cue and hit up Babe’s! (If you’re in DFW area :-)) 
 

Any recs for Austin, Atlanta, Denver or Houston?
2 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

$500 kicks that look like KSwiss and Etonic had shoe sex LOL. Good on him though. 

Big talk from the guy that probably wears Air Monarchs exclusively 

10 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Here's another tidbit....N10KJ went from the plane's home base to AUS then to MIA yesterday, landing around 4:30pm.  Maybe Mrs. Sark was in Austin house hunting and the plane picked her up to bring her to the game?

OMG, we’re hiring Steve Sarkisian!

1 minute ago, General Specific said:


Any recs for Austin, Atlanta, Denver or Houston?

4 Friends Kitchen for breakfast in Denver. Also, Denver biscuit Co, but most have heard of that already. 

Has this been reported yet? Pole Assassin's most recent follow (not sure when this happened)  

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2 minutes ago, Dijon Robinson said:

Big talk from the guy that probably wears Air Monarchs exclusively 

Hits a little old for me, I'm 33. 

28 minutes ago, immamac said:
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You can get more info from our podcast than this shit ass writeup. More "fucks" too.  Really excited to see what happens in the next 48 hours. We may delay taping to thursday if some big moves haven't happened by then, but tomorrow seems to be a good day to bet on more hires being announced. 

 

Ah yes, here's immamac's production assistant...

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Just now, LTtxfan said:

 

Ah yes, here's immamac's production assistant...

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When that monkey gets here, there will be some awesome podcasts!

3 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Has this been reported yet? Pole Assassin's most recent follow (not sure when this happened)  

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big, if true

4 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Has this been reported yet? Pole Assassin's most recent follow (not sure when this happened)  

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You sure that’s most recent? I have a hard time believing she wasn’t following him until now. 

4 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Has this been reported yet? Pole Assassin's most recent follow (not sure when this happened)  

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30 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Are we talking about the plane in the video?  That's definitely a Challenger.

Definitely defer to you and @Handcruser on this sort of thing, happy to be wrong. If it was a Challenger, this is the only one that flew into the Austin area this morning. It's flight log is super fucked up, it's listed owner an investment vehicle of George D. Johnson, Jr., a lawyer/businessman/politician (former SC HOR) out of Spartanburg, SC. Bizarre. 

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

You sure that’s most recent? I have a hard time believing she wasn’t following him until now. 

Yeah that is on desktop version. Thought it was weird as well

My top 3 most wanted interviewees for the Pod

1. Hamm

2. KKL

3. Pole Assassin

I think I have a decent chance at making all 3 happen

1 hour ago, gmr548 said:


God I almost want that to be the DC hire just for the meltdown.

He's actually a great DC

Remember Florida?

3 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

You sure that’s most recent? I have a hard time believing she wasn’t following him until now. 

Maybe she started following him because her and Coach Banks won't be following him to Austin. 

My top 3 most wanted interviewees for the Pod
1. Hamm
2. KKL
3. Pole Assassin
I think I have a decent chance at making all 3 happen

Lock yourselves in a room then drop acid.
33 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

N10kj is the tail

Nailed it. It's blocked on FlightAware, but here's a link to screencaps of it's visual flight history the last 48 hours. 

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

My top 3 most wanted interviewees for the Pod

1. Hamm

2. KKL

3. Pole Assassin

I think I have a decent chance at making all 3 happen

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3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

My top 3 most wanted interviewees for the Pod

1. Hamm

2. KKL

3. Pole Assassin

I think I have a decent chance at making all 3 happen

Don't be so sure...you haven't seen Monkey Gia's rider yet.

2 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

It's almost as though he very suddenly and unexpectedly lost access to his direct line of information on our program and is scrambling to remain relevant with zero visibility into what's happening.

You hate to see it.


You know these fuckwad regards read this site, and all the shit we smash on em. Has to be infuriating that a) we’re right, b) they can’t bang their gums in return. I mean they could try, but don’t do it. Wouldn’t look nice on my highway. 

2 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Nailed it. It's blocked on FlightAware, but here's a link to screencaps of it's visual flight history the last 48 hours. 

Corpus?

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

My top 3 most wanted interviewees for the Pod

1. Hamm

2. KKL

3. Pole Assassin

I think I have a decent chance at making all 3 happen

No FitLump? 

Nahlin:

Spoiler

Though Gideon and Terry Joseph have been hired, their roles still aren’t clear. Joseph could be the safeties coach and we think that’s more likely than him having corners at this time. Gideon will have special teams but other than that, no idea. He’s not guaranteed to have DB’s. Jospeh isn’t guaranteed to have CB’s.

Corey Raymond is still in play, but it’s hard to know how likely hiring him would be.

 

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Nahlin:

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Though Gideon and Terry Joseph have been hired, their roles still aren’t clear. Joseph could be the safeties coach and we think that’s more likely than him having corners at this time. Gideon will have special teams but other than that, no idea. He’s not guaranteed to have DB’s. Jospeh isn’t guaranteed to have CB’s.

Corey Raymond is still in play, but it’s hard to know how likely hiring him would be.

 

Thank you (sincerely) for paying 9.95 for this non-update so I don't have to

8 minutes ago, Zeus said:

He's actually a great DC

Remember Florida?

Slow down there, bud. Lots of guys have done great under Meyer. His defense is only becoming more and more outdated, and as shocking as it is to say, I don’t anticipate him being able to reach the level of innovation required to catch up. 

5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Corpus?

Recruiting hotbed. 

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Nahlin:

  Hide contents

Though Gideon and Terry Joseph have been hired, their roles still aren’t clear. Joseph could be the safeties coach and we think that’s more likely than him having corners at this time. Gideon will have special teams but other than that, no idea. He’s not guaranteed to have DB’s. Jospeh isn’t guaranteed to have CB’s.

Corey Raymond is still in play, but it’s hard to know how likely hiring him would be.

 

I'm going to state the obvious and tell people that pay me money that I have absolutely no idea what the fuck is going on.

$9.95 please

5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Nahlin:

  Reveal hidden contents

Though Gideon and Terry Joseph have been hired, their roles still aren’t clear. Joseph could be the safeties coach and we think that’s more likely than him having corners at this time. Gideon will have special teams but other than that, no idea. He’s not guaranteed to have DB’s. Jospeh isn’t guaranteed to have CB’s.

Corey Raymond is still in play, but it’s hard to know how likely hiring him would be.

 

Glad he was able to clear everything up for us.

9 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

My top 3 most wanted interviewees for the Pod

1. Hamm

2. KKL

3. Pole Assassin

I think I have a decent chance at making all 3 happen

The Pole Assassin obviously shoots up to No. 1 if Banks comes aboard. 

14 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Nahlin:

  Hide contents

Though Gideon and Terry Joseph have been hired, their roles still aren’t clear. Joseph could be the safeties coach and we think that’s more likely than him having corners at this time. Gideon will have special teams but other than that, no idea. He’s not guaranteed to have DB’s. Jospeh isn’t guaranteed to have CB’s.

Corey Raymond is still in play, but it’s hard to know how likely hiring him would be.

 

At this point the 9.95s sources are just each other and not one has any source other than that apparently.

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33 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Has this been reported yet? Pole Assassin's most recent follow (not sure when this happened)  

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Did you see who is just a few spots down from Sark?  Looks like Terry's interests extend beyond just shitty BBQ...

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