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1 minute ago, NorLa Horns said:

We are an hour out from the presser, and nothing?  

Where our Surly insiders at?  

This is no time to be day drinking or actually being productive at your place of employment.  

 

Excuse me?

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13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Excuse me?

We dont  get names early?  We all sitting around waiting to be told?    

Very  disappointed 

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Excuse me?

I mean. It's Norla. He's drunk. You know what he meant. 

4 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

That's the old formula. The new formula is:

Take half your age, multiply times two, subtract your age, plus 18 . It gets the correct answer every time.

Not in London.

Just now, Katfid54 said:

Not in London.

Gross.  I am negging myself for this one.

Fuck Urban.....we are going to kick some fucking ass. Weeee’rrrreeee bbbaaaaacccckkk!!!!!!!

We dont  get names early?  We all sitting around waiting torleditingn n be told?    
Very  disappointed 



I mean. It's Norla. He's drunk. You know what he meant. 


Perfect.
2 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

Plane is N10KJ - Challenger 650  

Let's not push our luck flying a Challenger over Texas.

12 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

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Definitely had some misses, but hopefully (most) people have at least found it entertaining. What's a CFB board during the middle of a search without some FlightAware and rampant speculation mixed in-between the barbeque, beer (ice cream?) and butts. Enjoying it before the staff's buttoned up and I then fade back to irrelevance/lurker status.

2 hours ago, General Specific said:


Any recs for Austin, Atlanta, Denver or Houston?

I was hoping to get good “home cooking/fried chicken Rec’s for Austin, from someone, here.  
I need to checkout the Travel Board...

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Forgot to add- Not Denver, per se, but in CO; Crested Butte to be specific- Hit up The Slogar. Freaking great.

14 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

That's the old formula. The new formula is:

Take half your age, multiply times two, subtract your age, plus 18 . It gets the correct answer every time.

When I was younger I wouldve agreed but I'm old enough now that thats disgusting.  The obvious solution is to just not ask how old and roll with it

13 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean. It's Norla. He's drunk. You know what he meant. 

Hey. Driving and texting is hard. So is editing. 

2 hours ago, brojangles2 said:

$500 kicks that look like KSwiss and Etonic had shoe sex LOL. Good on him though. 

I’m with you Bro.  Just go pick up some Stan Smith’s, AM90’s or hell, even a white-white AF1 if you want to get THAT relevant.  If you want to be “THAT” Guy- Rollup in white/natural AJ 1’s.  That’ll get the Kids’ attention. 

31 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

I bet @NTVTXN's daughter is also a freak in the (spread)sheets.  

By the way, I'm done @NTVTXN.  You didn't deserve this lol

LOL my friend. 😤 😠😡🤬😂


 

 

 

 

 

no but really 🖕🏻😉

2 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Hey. Driving and texting is hard. So is editing. 

Damn...He's drunk and driving....while texting!

2 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Hey. Driving and texting is hard. So is editing. 

Listen motherfucker, everyone here is cool with some day drinking and excessive behavior. But I think I speak for everyone that you driving while completely shitshammered is not cool, and doing it while typing on Surly is definitely not fucking cool. Pull yourself together and at least pull over to the side of the road like an adult. 

2 minutes ago, Luka Skywalker said:

What's the best way to watch the presser online?

 

Chillin' w/ Poleassassin?

2 minutes ago, Luka Skywalker said:

What's the best way to watch the presser online?

ew....your rep....gross

MSU boards claiming Arnett to LSU will be done by end of day. If recent history continues we will hire him shortly. 

16 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Definitely had some misses, but hopefully (most) people have at least found it entertaining. What's a CFB board during the middle of a search without some FlightAware and rampant speculation mixed in-between the barbeque, beer (ice cream?) and butts. Enjoying it before the staff's buttoned up and I then fade back to irrelevance/lurker status.

Don't leave us...there is always a plane

3 minutes ago, BayouBill said:

ew....your rep....gross

Well, he is a worthless piece of shit poster who loves typing and pressing enter on unintelligent, thoughtless, painfully transparent efforts to get a reaction. Pretty sure that dipshit once posted that Vic Mackey has better taste in women than 95% of this board, and that TTomTerrific was sober and levelheaded, then spent 3 pages defending it. So yeah, I'm more amazed he's still under the crowdsource threshold. 

1 hour ago, UncleBuck said:

If Ewers really is that childhood/lifelong/whichever it is fan of Texas, and Sark can groove in 2021, I don't see how that doesn't get him thinking. 

I bet he’s already thinking. Sark grooving in 2021 would be case closed for a kid who grew up rooting for Texas. 

5 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

MSU boards claiming Arnett to LSU will be done by end of day. If recent history continues we will hire him shortly. 

Assuming LSU doesn't fuck it up again - and Arnett to LSU goes through - who is left at DC?

Muschamp is taking a gap year

Freemen left Cincy for ND after fucking around with LSU

Odom decided to stay at Arkansas

Quinn stayed NFL

Derek Mason went to Auburn

Kevin Steele to Tenn

Jim Leonhard is a Wisconsin lifer who literally has badger blood.

DJ Durkin killed a kid

Chris Ash is still available.

Has it started?  This ain't working for me.
Do you even 4pm, bro?

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2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Assuming LSU doesn't fuck it up again - and Arnett to LSU goes through - who is left at DC?

Muschamp is taking a gap year

Freemen left Cincy for ND after fucking around with LSU

Odom decided to stay at Arkansas

Quinn stayed NFL

Derek Mason went to Auburn

Kevin Steele to Tenn

Jim Leonhard is a Wisconsin lifer who literally has badger blood.

DJ Durkin killed a kid

Chris Ash is still available.

Ansley and Lupoi have DC experience albeit not great. 

15 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Chillin' w/ Poleassassin?

 

He said online, not doing lines.

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

This ain't working for me.

Well, sorry to hear that.

(4:00 pm central time.)

 

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Has it started?  This ain't working for me.

telling time is really really hard.

5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Assuming LSU doesn't fuck it up again - and Arnett to LSU goes through - who is left at DC?

Muschamp is taking a gap year

Freemen left Cincy for ND after fucking around with LSU

Odom decided to stay at Arkansas

Quinn stayed NFL

Derek Mason went to Auburn

Kevin Steele to Tenn

Jim Leonhard is a Wisconsin lifer who literally has badger blood.

DJ Durkin killed a kid

Chris Ash is still available.

Think there should be some NFL names in the mix. I know that Patricia name is out there (gross) but I bet the DC is going to come straight out of left field. Also you left off Golding but that feels unlikely now

1 minute ago, FloridaHorn said:

telling time is really really hard.

almost as hard as winning

33 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Let's not push our luck flying a Challenger over Texas.

I think you are thinking of two different events. 

What if Ash doesn't want the job, after being recruited around? 

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5 minutes ago, PatrickMcHorn said:

Do you even 4pm, bro?

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On 1/8/2021 at 6:59 AM, D3zii said:

Heard Cinn Freeman could get a call to interview for the DC job, if he doesn’t take LSU offer

 

2 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

telling time is really really hard.

 

3 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Well, sorry to hear that.

(4:00 pm central time.)

 

No talent ass clowns.  I asked because it said it was "now playing."  Maybe there was a preconference or something like that.

Was reported that Arnett had a secondary guy he wanted to bring with him so time for Raymond to come on down. 

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

 

 

 

No talent ass clowns.  I asked because it said it was "now playing."  Maybe there was a preconference or something like that.

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2 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

What if Ash doesn't want the job, after being recruited around? 

he's currently under contract.  Think he'll just quit?

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Think there should be some NFL names in the mix. I know that Patricia name is out there (gross) but I bet the DC is going to come straight out of left field. Also you left off Golding but that feels unlikely now

I think Golding was only ever going to happen if Pruitt was fired by Fake-UT and avoided catching a show cause or otherwise getting caught up in the stink of that scandal. Sounds like Pruitt is absolutely fucked and fully implicated in whatever nonsense they had going on down there, though. 

 

Minor silver lining with Arnett is if LSU is trying this hard to get him maybe they bend and let him bring that CB coach? Even if they won't force him out it might make them bid a bit less hard to keep him anyway. 

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

he's currently under contract.  Think he'll just quit?

To join Meyer in the NFL (if that happens)? Yes. To go be co-DC in FU with that shitty Grantham? Hell no. 

10 minutes ago, PatrickMcHorn said:

Do you even 4pm, bro?

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5 minutes early is 20 minutes late!

Nothing sexy or wrong with sticking with Ash.  He didn’t even get an off-season with players to put in his D, correct?

and the D improved the last half of the year.  Also gives him a free year to show what he can do.  No negatives I can see.

7 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

 

 

 

No talent ass clowns.  I asked because it said it was "now playing."  Maybe there was a preconference or something like that.

LOL....you mean like a conference before the conference?

That Eltife fellow's pretty face appeared on the stream briefly and then disappeared.  I wait, with stiff anticipation, for my eyes to be blessed in this way again.  BTW, is it El-Teef or El-Tee-Fay?   

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3 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

he's currently under contract.  Think he'll just quit?

Nah. Didn't know he was under contract. If he's the last man standing, let's hope he's a professional.

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