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Sounding like an outside receiver, and inside receiver type situation.

A little of this, a little of that. Whatever it takes.
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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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Wait, I was told by Gabe at kinda TFB that he hates Saban and that led me to believe Wiggins was out. You mean to tell me that wasn't an appropriate assumption? Well I never.

9 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

Since this is more news solid news than we've gotten out of any UT Paysite in the past week, where do I send my $9.95?

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

So what you're saying is that Golding is not our next DC. lol

derped

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48 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

DelConte is kinda a bouncy sort of fella.

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9 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Sounding like an outside receiver, and inside receiver type situation.

Usually you have to pay double for that kind of action.

15 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

Thank the maker, sucks about Banks

19 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Awesome


this

Texas just stole 30% of a national championship winning staff. 

21 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Sounding like an outside receiver, and inside receiver type situation.

 

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30 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

What? Two fucking comfort hires? Hard pass.

 

 

 

 

;) 

12 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I wonder if Bryce Young might try out the portal for Sark? I can dream. 

Unlikely but I can see him being turned off at the idea of playing QB for Bill O'Brien. Should be interesting 

33 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

How long until an IT mod posts that he's hearing Wiggins may be in?

So... do we have a DC yet? Because it's hard to play defense without a DC.

Kyle Flood’s kid is a walk-on at Alabama.   Get hyped, peepul.   Transfer incoming.  

1 minute ago, UncleSonny said:

How long until an IT mod posts that he's hearing Wiggins may be in?

15 mins, 30 tops

1 minute ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Unlikely but I can see him being turned off at the idea of playing QB for Bill O'Brien. Should be interesting 

On one hand, we should find a way to get Bryce on the phone with Deshaun. On the other, BOB won't have the ability to trade away Bama WRs for a stale bag of peanuts. 

12 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

How long until an IT mod posts that he's hearing Wiggins may be in?

 

10 minutes ago, Viper said:

15 mins, 30 tops

Well, I’ll even be vulnerable for once and admit that it isn’t like I fact-checked since I’m not a reporter. I took my friend’s word for it who is in Tuscaloosa. So hopefully the actual reporters fact check and either confirm or debunk it and make me a fool.

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5 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

How long until an IT mod posts that he's hearing Wiggins may be in?

How long will it take an IT staff person to get caught up on this thread? There’s your answer. 

Just now, closetojumping said:

actual reporters fact check and either confirm or debunk it and make me a fool.

Ahahahahahahahahaha! It's 2021, man. That does not happen anymore.

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Ahahahahahahahahaha! It's 2021, man. That does not happen anymore.

Oh we’ll get the facts. As soon as they think them up.

10 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

How long until an IT mod posts that he's hearing Wiggins may be in?

After Chip Brown reports it. 

13 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Unlikely but I can see him being turned off at the idea of playing QB for Bill O'Brien. Should be interesting 

That's what I was thinking. Him playing for BoB? Eh...

On a random note, watching Bama's oline and center play last night, it's pretty clear that the Brock twin would be lucky to get playing time up by 50 in the 4th. 

48 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

Well, I’ll even be vulnerable for once and admit that it isn’t like I fact-checked since I’m not a reporter. I took my friend’s word for it who is in Tuscaloosa. So hopefully the actual reporters fact check and either confirm or debunk it and make me a fool.

I don’t think reporters are necessary for that to happen, sir. 

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

That's what I was thinking. Him playing for BoB? Eh...

Well if he doesnt like him BOB will probably trade him to the Arizona Wildcats for Trung Canidate and a couple of walk on fullbacks.

4 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

On a random note, watching Bama's oline and center play last night, it's pretty clear that the Brock twin would be lucky to get playing time up by 50 in the 4th. 

Well that was their backup center. Kid from Dallas area somewhere that we missed out on. Think he was a senior though so not sure what they have for next year. 

21 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

Well, I’ll even be vulnerable for once and admit that it isn’t like I fact-checked since I’m not a reporter. I took my friend’s word for it who is in Tuscaloosa. So hopefully the actual reporters fact check and either confirm or debunk it and make me a fool.

None of those nitwits are "actual reporters"

2 hours ago, derpyhorndog said:

If we're jumping in with the 9.95'ers and just throwing shit against the wall at this point:

  • Todd Grantham, Florida (if Mullen leaves, though last I saw rumors were shot down that the Jets were interviewing him)
  • Jay Bateman, UNC Co-DC
  • Antonio Pierce, ASU Co-DC 
  • Chad Staggs, Coastal Carolina

If we hire Todd Fucking Grantham they might as well open an escrow account to throw the buyout money in, because this staff won't be here long.

30 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

Well, I’ll even be vulnerable for once and admit that it isn’t like I fact-checked since I’m not a reporter. I took my friend’s word for it who is in Tuscaloosa. So hopefully the actual reporters fact check and either confirm or debunk it and make me a fool.

I trust your Bama Peep. My Panhandle peep was pretty useful. 

 

Ahem.

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Sources said he could not understand a fucking word the garden gnome said. 

4 minutes ago, jinx said:

If we hire Todd Fucking Grantham they might as well open an escrow account to throw the buyout money in, because this staff won't be here long.

#Allgasnobrakesbothsides

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

a) LSU is a traaaaash fire. So now it matches the rest of the state.

b) hello

Just now, Machinator said:

 

No fucking way. The new head coach is going to meet with some current coaches. This is the kind of groundbreaking shit that is going to guarantee Sarkisian's success here. 

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 

"Hi guys. Zach just said yes, so if you could just leave through the door marked Do One, that would be great."

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1 minute ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

I'm going to just assume that Arnett was there as a secret agent using the pretense of an LSU interview to meet Raymond and see if they can co-exist at Texas. 

Recruiting Texas on an LSU visit, life really does come full circle.

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