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9 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

We gotta chill. Sark got this. 

 

 

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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11 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I have a better idea. Instead of having Burt or Fud moderate, why don't we start a 3 man front thread and then every mouth-breathing dipshit who shows up arguing stupid, ignorant shit and demonstrating a toddler's understanding of football, we just move the whole thread and lock them in the Purgatory forum with TTomTerrific and any other misfit toy that breathes exclusively through their mouths and eats paste. Because you can't fix stupid, but you might able to trap it in a cage and then set it on fire. 

I second this.

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Milwee is in Austin today, per Justin Wells.

Is it just me or does it seem like more and more 9.95ers are making it pretty obvious that they read/monitor surly than in the past. Not sure if it is a sign of respect or admitting that in a desire for convince they come here instead of having subs everywhere else....
Just today we have Gabriel and Jaba the Ketch dropping hints they are on here...
And if that is the case, FUCK YOU CHIP BROWN AND THE PUSS FILLED WHORE YOU RODE IN ON!
 
 
It's not just 9.95ers. A couple years ago on TOS I wrote an opinion about something and a few days later a Texas Monthly writer put out the same thing almost word for word.
26 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Are you missing a "j" in your username?

Can you believe that in thirty years I've had this username, you're the FIRST person to make that joke?

Because if you do, you're pretty fucking stupid. Just saying.

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Can’t link it as I’m on mobile. Plane landing at Austin Exec in 50 minutes from Tuscaloosa.

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Milwee is in Austin today, per Justin Wells.

The following coaches have all made it to Austin:

Milwee, Bo Davis, Terry Joseph, and Blake Gideon.

 

Just now, pearlandhorn said:

Can’t link it as I’m on mobile. Plane landing at Austin Exec in 50 minutes from Tuscaloosa.

Flood and Wiggins?  Just Flood?  Nobody?  

1 minute ago, pearlandhorn said:

Can’t link it as I’m on mobile. Plane landing at Austin Exec in 50 minutes from Tuscaloosa.

I assume Flood if connected to the coaching staff?

59 minutes ago, General Specific said:


What, no Nicole44s Birthday PMs thread of Dominance!

I haz disappoint!

Nobody wants to DM her and get outed on Surly LOL

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Flood and Wiggins?  Just Flood?  Nobody?  

Saban. the takeover is complete.

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Flood and Wiggins?  Just Flood?  Nobody?  

Just Banks, pole assassin and the monkey...

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Flood and Wiggins?  Just Flood?  Nobody?  

Flood and Saban

21 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I have a better idea. Instead of having Burt or Fud moderate, why don't we start a 3 man front thread and then every mouth-breathing dipshit who shows up arguing stupid, ignorant shit and demonstrating a toddler's understanding of football, we just move the whole thread and lock them in the Purgatory forum with TTomTerrific and any other misfit toy that breathes exclusively through their mouths and eats paste. Because you can't fix stupid, but you might able to trap it in a cage and then set it on fire. 

is there a Bill Parcells-3 man front football website we can send them to?

8 minutes ago, Modessit said:

It's not just 9.95ers. A couple years ago on TOS I wrote an opinion about something and a few days later a Texas Monthly writer put out the same thing almost word for word.

Don't worry about it. It was Texas Monthly. No one saw it.

12 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

I second this.

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That looks like Herman's go-to 4th down play when we were in FG range. 

16 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Can you believe that in thirty years I've had this username, you're the FIRST person to make that joke?

Because if you do, you're pretty fucking stupid. Just saying.

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Dare to be stupid

Wow! Pole assassins and monkeys! Any glitzy candidates? On a lighter note, I just made a phone call (work related) to a guy named George Glass. I couldn’t stop laughing. George Glass as in Jan’s imaginary boyfriend from the Brady Bunch. Maybe the idea is to get the whole staff (as have been already selected) to meet up and discuss before DC hired? I don’t know. I would think we would know by now if Ash has been let go? 

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Wow! Pole assassins and monkeys! Any glitzy candidates? On a lighter note, I just made a phone call (work related) to a guy named George Glass. I couldn’t stop laughing. George Glass as in Jan’s imaginary boyfriend from the Brady Bunch. Maybe the idea is to get the whole staff (as have been already selected) to meet up and discuss before DC hired? I don’t know. I would think we would know by now if Ash has been let go? 

go make me a sandwich 

basketball game tonight at home.  wonder if sark will be there.  maybe they announce tomorrow when no game.

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Wow! Pole assassins and monkeys! Any glitzy candidates? On a lighter note, I just made a phone call (work related) to a guy named George Glass. I couldn’t stop laughing. George Glass as in Jan’s imaginary boyfriend from the Brady Bunch. Maybe the idea is to get the whole staff (as have been already selected) to meet up and discuss before DC hired? I don’t know. I would think we would know by now if Ash has been let go? 

Used to have a client called Will Robinson.... think he was driven crazy with Danger Will Robinson comments.

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6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I just made a phone call (work related) to a guy named George Glass. I couldn’t stop laughing. George Glass as in Jan’s imaginary boyfriend from the Brady Bunch.

This is the oldest thing I've ever read on this website.

Just now, Katfid54 said:

This is the oldest thing I've ever read on this website.

Cool! 

15 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Just Banks, pole assassin and the monkey...

Just Banks and Pole Assassin. The monkey is waiting to see if Pruitt offers him a coordinators position.

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

This is the oldest thing I've ever read on this website.

you should check out @Armybrat's post then.

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 would think we would know by now if Ash has been let go? 

They are keeping Ash on until they have a DC lined up. No reason to fire him and pay his buyout until you have too and hope he gets tired of waiting and accepts another job.

25 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Milwee is in Austin today, per Justin Wells.

 

 

Saban. the takeover is complete.
And there's your missing DC candidate. Hopefully he can be HCIW as well.
3 minutes ago, Griff said:

Used to have a client called Will Robinson.... think he was driven crazy with Danger Will Robinson comments.

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2 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

you should check out @Armybrat's post then.

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10 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

This is the oldest thing I've ever read on this website.

You do realize that the gym was named after @greggym and not vice versa, right?

Pole assassin must be in town. The banks are reporting a run and shortage on $1 bills.

24 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Wow! Pole assassins and monkeys! Any glitzy candidates? On a lighter note, I just made a phone call (work related) to a guy named George Glass. I couldn’t stop laughing. George Glass as in Jan’s imaginary boyfriend from the Brady Bunch. Maybe the idea is to get the whole staff (as have been already selected) to meet up and discuss before DC hired? I don’t know. I would think we would know by now if Ash has been let go? 

Holy moly, I remember that episode...Damn, that takes me back to a simpler time in life...

Somebody run by the store and pick up some diapers for that damn monkey and keep that thing away from Bevo.  

37 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Can’t link it as I’m on mobile. Plane landing at Austin Exec in 50 minutes from Tuscaloosa.

Paging @closetojumping. Is flood riding 4 deep or solo? Inquiring minds want to know. 

9 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Pole assassin must be in town. The banks are reporting a run and shortage on $1 bills.

Real ballers use $2 bills

Wait, do people here actually still think there's a chance that Banks is coming to coach at Texas? 

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Wait, do people here actually still think there's a chance that Banks is coming to coach at Texas? 

Think that is mostly due to him being the only TE coach mentioned

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Wait, do people here actually still think there's a chance that Banks is coming to coach at Texas? 

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Wait, do people here actually still think there's a chance that Banks is coming to coach at Texas? 

You serious Clark? About every page there’s some slapdick that thinks Charlie is a serious candidate for Sark’s staff
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Good to see Phlegm regaining his form.

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Wait, do people here actually still think there's a chance that Banks is coming to coach at Texas? 

People still think we are getting Banks, Mushcamp, Tee Martin, Raymond, Saban…..

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Wait, do people here actually still think there's a chance that Banks is coming to coach at Texas? 

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8 minutes ago, WBT said:

Real ballers use $2 bills

I use quarters so I can make it hail

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Wait, do people here actually still think there's a chance that Banks is coming to coach at Texas? 

Surely it's just that everyone likes talking about the stripper + pet sex monkey combo, since no one knows jack shit about the remaining coaching hires.

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

I have a better idea. Instead of having Burt or Fud moderate, why don't we start a 3 man front thread and then every mouth-breathing dipshit who shows up arguing stupid, ignorant shit and demonstrating a toddler's understanding of football, we just move the whole thread and lock them in the Purgatory forum with TTomTerrific and any other misfit toy that breathes exclusively through their mouths and eats paste. Because you can't fix stupid, but you might able to trap it in a cage and then set it on fire. 

Um sir...this is wendy's. 

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