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People still think we are getting Banks, Mushcamp, Tee Martin, Raymond, Saban…..
Or Urbs is still coming at which point Sark will drop to OC and the staff will be mostly pre-assembled.
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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I've patterned most of my mannerisms and voice inflections as an adult after his role as "Ralph - the antiquities smuggler" from Romancing the Stone, considered by most aficionados as his cinematic tour de force.

Peak Kathleen Turner.

56 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Here we go again. When we all meet up before the Louisiana game for the Surly Sprint-off, bring your measuring tape, salon shears and your significant other. After you dust me in the forty, I'll let you cut my man bun off, and then take a photo of you standing tall over my tiny frame with my hideous woman and your smoking hot lady friend, and you can post the photo on Surly and have me mocked forever.

"That GRHorn," they'll say, "he's an American bad ass."

"Yeah, and who knew that closetojumping was Danny Devito in real life? Didn't see that one coming."

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20 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


And then split the klondike bar with said monkey. 

Well, yeah ... healthier than a cigarette.

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Fucking Monkey Pole Assassins might be a cool name for a band. 

Normally, I wouldn't type this, but as its my birthday, I feel privileged not to have been fucking crowd sourced off this board. I think it is fabulous. Enjoying the hell out of it. Not to mention we have better scoop and obviously more fun than the other boards. IMO. At least I am having fun. Which is all that really matters. Lol. 

All your monkeys belong to us.  

19 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Peak Kathleen Turner.

Nope. Body Heat was her peak IMO. 

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5 minutes ago, El Squared said:

Nope. Body Heat was her peak IMO. 

You sure?

 

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10 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Fucking Monkey Pole Assassins might be a cool name for a band. 

Normally, I wouldn't type this, but as its my birthday, I feel privileged not to have been fucking crowd sourced off this board. I think it is fabulous. Enjoying the hell out of it. Not to mention we have better scoop and obviously more fun than the other boards. IMO. At least I am having fun. Which is all that really matters. Lol. 

Happy Birthday.  Enjoyed your contributions to the Urb or bust page.

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Fucking Monkey Pole Assassins might be a cool name for a band. 

Normally, I wouldn't type this, but as its my birthday, I feel privileged not to have been fucking crowd sourced off this board. I think it is fabulous. Enjoying the hell out of it. Not to mention we have better scoop and obviously more fun than the other boards. IMO. At least I am having fun. Which is all that really matters. Lol. 

 

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2 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

You sure?

Voice acting translated to Disney well...

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Haha, dumb ass gooners over here thinking Bijan might transfer to them...

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Just now, Lou_Sassle said:

Haha, dumb ass gooners over here thinking Bijan might transfer to them...

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lulz and we're the delusional ones. Fuckin cockmunches.

35 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

My GF went to FSU.   I took her to the FSU NC game at the Rose Bowl.  She had a ton of friends that came out, so we went hit several tailgates.   At one of them, it came up that I'm a Texas fan.  A guy started talking to me about Mack...Dude is a lawyer in Tampa.   Said that they were frat bros, and remain good friends, and still speak a few times a year.   He lowers his voice and says  something like "I'm sure that you think he's a great recruiter, but Mack recruiting pussy for himself back then puts Mack recruiting football players to shame".

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11 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

You sure?

 

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Yes Vic, I’m sure.

1 hour ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I just want point out that my standards can be extremely low.

im just saying that my standards ARE extremely low.

TFB now floating Jeremy Pruitt as a potential DC name.

Happy Birthday.  Enjoyed your contributions to the Urb or bust page.

Especially the part where she shared her “Blue horseshoe loves Anocott Steel” info.

+1 for that. Definitely two thumbs up!
3 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

lulz and we're the delusional ones. Fuckin cockmunches.

OUWade sounds like someone who owns a Jet Ski and has a house that smells like dog.

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

TFB now floating Jeremy Pruitt as a potential DC name.

Do tell more.

I've been wishfully nominating him for a while. I thought with the Steele hire he was looking safe at TN though?

5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Hell yes, thanks for sharing.

How would that work? Why bring in a guy that either got fired for cause or has the cloud of a NCAA investigation over his head that was just bought out.... love the idea in principle, but like Banks, holy fuck there is some baggage 

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6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

TFB now floating Jeremy Pruitt as a potential DC name.

I would love it but this sounds extremely far fetched. Isn't he going to get caught up in all the bullshit with their investigation and scandal?

If Pruitt is even an option you throw a blank fucking check at him and Ayers (to come be his co-DC / CB coach) and you call if a done fucking deal. Even if you have to blow apart the coordinator pay record by a cool mill. Just not sure the Fake-UT shit will be resolved quickly enough for us to be able to wait and see how it plays out. 

13 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Errryyybody

6 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

How would that work? Why bring in a guy that either got fired for cause or has the cloud of a NCAA investigation over his head that was just bought out.... love the idea in principle, but like Banks, holy fuck there is some baggage 

Texas already hired Bo Davis. I don't think they care about baggage. 

I don't even care if Pruitt recruits. He'd be clearly the best DC available

5 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

I would love it but this sounds extremely far fetched. Isn't he going to get caught up in all the bullshit with their investigation and scandal?

If Pruitt is even an option you throw a blank fucking check at him and Ayers (to come be his co-DC / CB coach) and you call if a done fucking deal. Even if you have to blow apart the coordinator pay record by a cool mill. Just not sure the Fake-UT shit will be resolved quickly enough for us to be able to wait and see how it plays out. 

Can't edit anymore~ meant Ansley, not Ayers. I always mix up those two names. 

Pruitt does sound far fetched.  Unless Sark knows something about him being let go very soon, I can’t believe he’d wait until the Tennessee stuff is over to hire a DC.  

Bet Pruitt would bring Ansley as CB coach as well...I am good with this combo

I hope it happens so everyone can tweet at Billy Liucci how Texas just hired a SITTING Head Coach of a SEC team be their defensive coordinator.

1 minute ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Pruitt does sound far fetched.  Unless Sark knows something about him being let go very soon, I can’t believe he’d wait until the Tennessee stuff is over to hire a DC.  

Tennessee just hired Kevin Steele in an as-yet unnamed role during a supposed hiring freeze, and the assumption is Pruitt is out. Question is whether he'll be too tarred up by the investigation stuff for Texas to consider, assuming he's done at Tenn. 

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4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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What the fuck does that say?  Your screenshot is tiny as fuck. 

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So how exactly does a Show Cause work? If Pruitt gets hit by one can we just make the NCAA panel watch tape of our defense over the last 8 seasons until they finally relent and are like 'Fucking hell, yeah you guys need to hire him"?

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

What the fuck does that say?  Your screenshot is tiny as fuck. 

That Arnett has had no contact with Sark.

36 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

You sure?

 

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No.Way. This cannot be real. Poor woman.  Is she sick? (For real) oh my....

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

What the fuck does that say?  Your screenshot is tiny as fuck. 

Lulz, click on it and it will open up.  Not much really other than OB gets it half right and they were wrong on contact with Arnett.  

Just now, Sgt. Slaughter said:

That Arnett has had no contact with Sark.

No, Nahlin says OB's report that Sark has not been in contact with Arnett is absolutely wrong.  

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Would y’all quit quoting that pic of Kathleen Turner? Jesus Christ!

What does the TFB post on Pruitt actually say?

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