Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

39 minutes ago, El Squared said:

Nope. Body Heat was her peak IMO. 

D84C6AA2-B0A5-4CEA-93D6-AD8A3314871C.jpeg

9AC5B196-FF2E-4FB0-8216-E485E9E29021.jpeg

This is around the time my dad figured out he could remove the filters the cable company used to block the premium movie channels and they were none the wiser. 

12 year old me was a big fan of that 

  • Replies 15.4k
  • Views 1.4m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Sheep Have Wool
    Sheep Have Wool

    https://www.captiongenerator.com/2107502/SurlyHorns-Reacts-to-the-Coaching-Search Enable subtitles if you're watching embedded.  

  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

Posted Images

I hope it happens so everyone can tweet at Billy Liucci how Texas just hired a SITTING Head Coach of a SEC team be their defensive coordinator.
a6b9ce4422be6ba8612c1c96a12ff870.gif
Just now, Octavian said:

What does the TFB post on Pruitt actually say?

"Jeremy Pruitt.

Not saying it’s going to happen but I’m starting to hear that name from multiple directions. Pruitt is trying to survive a NCAA investigation but it’s looking very unlikely that he will do so.

I’m still digging on this and when I have more I’ll pass it along."

So some how Pruitt is a possibility and Arnett has heard from Sark... add that to the Bama side saying Flood will be here tomorrow and it’s been a damn nice evening so far.... 

3 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

It was in the movie parody of the Brady Bunch which is closer to my age group. Closer. Lol. 

Wait. You’re saying it wasn’t an episode, but instead a movie? Hmmm.  Hang tight. I’ll be right back...

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Would y’all quit quoting that pic of Kathleen Turner? Jesus Christ!

 

This one???  Want to be SURE!!!

 

A006688A-6CC9-4A63-9823-6139BBC79B4F.jpeg

 

 

No.Way. This cannot be real. Poor woman.  Is she sick? (For real) oh my....

Yes she’s very sick. She has diabetes.
6 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

So how exactly does a Show Cause work? If Pruitt gets hit by one can we just make the NCAA panel watch tape of our defense over the last 8 seasons until they finally relent and are like 'Fucking hell, yeah you guys need to hire him"?

yes, this!!! 

 
This one???  Want to be SURE!!!
 
A006688A-6CC9-4A63-9823-6139BBC79B4F.jpeg.3170a8e7618a02a38cd104f3584d987d.jpeg
 
 
id still hit it
12 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

E812BCA5-4744-470C-8276-7AE4F643AA36.png

I appreciate Nahlin's dig at mbhornsfan. Dude sucks

Anyways here's the Ketch quote from this afternoon for reference "I don't think Sark has even called him at this point." 

No larger report. OB Has one ongoing thread (only 93 pages, amateurs) and without the staff tag you'd never be able to pick out ketch as someone that knows things, theoretically at least

Just trying to get a “feel” of what constitutes beautiful. On a scale of 1-10, (we are not talking about what she looks like now), but what is the consensus:

 

066B89E2-9B10-4591-A7A5-F3FE47F0AE5E.gif

3 minutes ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:


Yes she’s very sick. She has diabetes.

Oh man, I’m so sorry. That makes me sad. Ugh. Hate hearing this. 
 

5 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

No, Nahlin says OB's report that Sark has not been in contact with Arnett is absolutely wrong.  

Considering Nahlin’s response was in size 50 font, I assumed he could put 2 and 2 together if I told him the bolded part.

 
This one???  Want to be SURE!!!
 
A006688A-6CC9-4A63-9823-6139BBC79B4F.jpeg.3170a8e7618a02a38cd104f3584d987d.jpeg
 
 
.giphy.gif?cid=349c9dd7lepcua9g3khpu1ipzvvtsolkerermexofgzvdrim&rid=giphy.gif
4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Just trying to get a “feel” of what constitutes beautiful. On a scale of 1-10, (we are not talking about what she looks like now), but what is the consensus:

 

066B89E2-9B10-4591-A7A5-F3FE47F0AE5E.gif

That's a tough one...... 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1540037884_tenor(89).gif.61661efb97b620e51e4b733242a1b6cc.gif

9 minutes ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:


Yes she’s very sick. She has diabetes.

image.jpeg.af8bce5c2b95ff3956f3d6b417e02a76.jpeg

Just trying to get a “feel” of what constitutes beautiful. On a scale of 1-10, (we are not talking about what she looks like now), but what is the consensus:
 
066B89E2-9B10-4591-A7A5-F3FE47F0AE5E.gif.84c55f1c898674dce738b815e3b2d0e5.gif
tits not big enough
too many clothes

146cafe55d83247bf1519b80fef261f1.jpg1d37117206db9ba9e9fc78585ef1e136.jpg9c437cff61ba354ad5a9f8ec6f99ca6d.jpg0cd6fbff0536ce0f6c46405f42011d67.jpgea04a984b707e4772b015e7c2bf751fc.gif419b96e186c810a5fea3a2cdca26dd94.jpg8d87cb5dd1482f2465f9d3296f27b0ac.jpgf89254f5e1a298fc3b59cc05d8619f41.jpg1254e3313cf2e948de3e3b61587acc3f.gif
16 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 Your screenshot is tiny as fuck. 

It’s because the shooting mechanism is tiny as fuck. Props to him for being able to hit the screen though.

11 minutes ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:


Yes she’s very sick. She has diabetes.

Based on the photo, it's even worse--diabeetus.

15 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

So how exactly does a Show Cause work? If Pruitt gets hit by one can we just make the NCAA panel watch tape of our defense over the last 8 seasons until they finally relent and are like 'Fucking hell, yeah you guys need to hire him"?

 

Short version:

- penalty travels with the coach, to a school that hires him

- for that not to happen, the school will need to specifically show why the penalties shouldn't apply

 

WIKI

image.thumb.png.a03059c7bb7e8e5d5a5e1b32817d1434.png

 

 

 

 

15 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Would y’all quit quoting that pic of Kathleen Turner? Jesus Christ!

Kathleen Turner? I thought it was CTJ

Just trying to get a “feel” of what constitutes beautiful. On a scale of 1-10, (we are not talking about what she looks like now), but what is the consensus:
 
066B89E2-9B10-4591-A7A5-F3FE47F0AE5E.gif.84c55f1c898674dce738b815e3b2d0e5.gif
We talking surly scale or normal human scale?
14 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

This one???  Want to be SURE!!!

 

A006688A-6CC9-4A63-9823-6139BBC79B4F.jpeg

 

 

Masturbate GIFs - Get the best GIF on GIPHY

Real story,  my 24 year old neice was admitted to icu yesterday due to diabetic ketoacidisis think it's called.

 

15 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

Wait. You’re saying it wasn’t an episode, but instead a movie? Hmmm.  Hang tight. I’ll be right back...

It was in a movie (which was based on the episodes)...lol

The NCAA probably wouldn’t rule on Pruitt for at least a year.  He could be our DC until then and we could make the decision later. 

Just now, clapclapclap said:

We're never going to have a DC again.

ALL GAS NO BRAKES.

3 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

It was in the movie parody of the Brady Bunch which is closer to my age group. Closer. Lol. 

BOOM SHAKA-FUCKIN-LAKA! 
https://www.dictionary.com/e/fictional-characters/george-glass/

One “George Glass” wasn’t just in your little ‘90’s fake ass knock-off “Brady Bunch” movie, Girly! 
He was a “staple” back in the OG shit from the “70’s. 
You know only us REAL OG’s fuck wit Jan, Mike, “Marcia-Marcia-Marcia”, Peter, Greg, Cindy and Alice! 🤙🏻🤜🏻👊🏻🙌🏻🏻
 

ps/ Happy BDay! 🍻🥂🎂

  • Popular Post
1 minute ago, Machinator said:

Guessing Ash and/or Hutzler is out.

 

Or they kept Giles

If TFB is true how about this as a Defensive staff? 

DC/CB Pruitt

Co-DC/LB Lupoi

DL- Davis

DB- Joseph

ST- Gideon

 

 

3 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Real story,  my 24 year old neice was admitted to icu yesterday due to diabetic ketoacidisis think it's called.

 

Pics?

7 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

That's a tough one...... 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1540037884_tenor(89).gif.61661efb97b620e51e4b733242a1b6cc.gif

 

3 minutes ago, cdain3 said:
13 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:
Just trying to get a “feel” of what constitutes beautiful. On a scale of 1-10, (we are not talking about what she looks like now), but what is the consensus:
 
066B89E2-9B10-4591-A7A5-F3FE47F0AE5E.gif.84c55f1c898674dce738b815e3b2d0e5.gif

We talking surly scale or normal human scale?

And that's why you won't get any nekkid pictures of me. I am built very similar. Probably too skinny. Not enough boobs. Lol. 

True story: In high school, I saw Sharon Stone at an airport. Very definition of a movie star. At least, very beautiful I thought. In the face. She wasn't that famous back then. But as far as a beautiful face, aesthetically, IMO, she was gorgeous. 

1 minute ago, Sir Ulrich said:

If TFB is true how about this as a Defensive staff? 

DC/CB Pruitt

Co-DC/LB Lupoi

DL- Davis

DB- Joseph

ST- Gideon

 

 

Provided we don’t get the death penalty with that staff, yeah that’ll work. 

What could Jeremy Pruitt possibly know about stopping a Lincoln Riley offense?   Pass.  

13 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

tits not big enough
too many clothes

146cafe55d83247bf1519b80fef261f1.jpg1d37117206db9ba9e9fc78585ef1e136.jpg9c437cff61ba354ad5a9f8ec6f99ca6d.jpg0cd6fbff0536ce0f6c46405f42011d67.jpgea04a984b707e4772b015e7c2bf751fc.gif419b96e186c810a5fea3a2cdca26dd94.jpg8d87cb5dd1482f2465f9d3296f27b0ac.jpgf89254f5e1a298fc3b59cc05d8619f41.jpg1254e3313cf2e948de3e3b61587acc3f.gif

What is the point of this post 

19 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Just trying to get a “feel” of what constitutes beautiful. On a scale of 1-10, (we are not talking about what she looks like now), but what is the consensus:

 

066B89E2-9B10-4591-A7A5-F3FE47F0AE5E.gif

8.8 body / 7.8 face 

20 minutes ago, Getafix said:

This one???  Want to be SURE!!!

 

Couldn't edit my post and delete the pic, was too late.  

Was just trying to needle Radical Larry;  didn't mean to be uncomplimentary about a woman's looks, especially if impacted by a health condition.  Feel douchey.

 

21 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Just trying to get a “feel” of what constitutes beautiful. On a scale of 1-10, (we are not talking about what she looks like now), but what is the consensus:

 

066B89E2-9B10-4591-A7A5-F3FE47F0AE5E.gif

Well you can't fuck history so now; we're talking about now.  

1 minute ago, trythisathome said:

What is the point of this post 

To put him on ignore.

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

What did TFB say? 

 

 

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

What did TFB say? 

 

Jeremy Pruitt is under consideration for DC. 



And that's why you won't get any nekkid pictures of me. 


giphy.gif?cid=349c9dd7rfffdpj0m66h51pd56xeq3ciqyrpvrli29da3vor&rid=giphy.gif
Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

Jeremy Pruitt is under consideration for DC. 

Oh fucksticks....

14 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Real story,  my 24 year old neice was admitted to icu yesterday due to diabetic ketoacidisis think it's called.

 

Sorry to hear that. What is the cause? Has she been diagnosed as diabetic or on a  Keto diet?

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Oh fucksticks....

Will Ferrell Reaction GIF

1 minute ago, Knewk210 said:

Sorry to hear that. What is the cause? Has she been diagnosed as diabetic or on a  Keto diet?

New diabetic from what I'm hearing. No history of type 1 before. 

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.