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Just now, Butch Had Not said:

New diabetic from what I'm hearing. No history of type 1 before. 

So sounds like adult onset type 2. Glad she is getting treatment. Good luck. Prayers for your family!

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15 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

And that's why you won't get any nekkid pictures of me. I am built very similar. Probably too skinny. Not enough boobs. Lol. 

True story: In high school, I saw Sharon Stone at an airport. Very definition of a movie star. At least, very beautiful I thought. In the face. She wasn't that famous back then. But as far as a beautiful face, aesthetically, IMO, she was gorgeous. 

Thank you, but I'll be the judge of that.

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Okay that was awesome! I can’t stop laughing. I just feel like if I post stuff like that I should also put out and that should be a rule. Or something. Anyway, I still think she has a beautiful face. Or did. 

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32 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Just trying to get a “feel” of what constitutes beautiful. On a scale of 1-10, (we are not talking about what she looks like now), but what is the consensus:

 

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Definitely a 10, sultry 

My bad on the screen shot. OB said that Arnett deal was dead and Arnett hasn’t even talked to Sark. Nahlin said that honey bun bitch is wrong

What is the point of this post 
tits. duh

It’s almost like Stark has been giving the keys to a lambo and actually knows how to drive it....This is why you go for Big time coaches who have coached big time programs 

 

I love the Pruitt rumors. Shows Starks knows he needs proven winners on the big stage 💪🏽

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

My bad on the screen shot. OB said that Arnett deal was dead and Arnett hasn’t even talked to Sark. Nahlin said that honey bun bitch is wrong

So that leaves a couple of possibilities left. Interesting.  Honey bun bitch and pole assassin should have a show with monkeys. I decided. 

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13 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

New diabetic from what I'm hearing. No history of type 1 before. 

What happened exactly?

44 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Just trying to get a “feel” of what constitutes beautiful. On a scale of 1-10, (we are not talking about what she looks like now), but what is the consensus:

 

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Look, every guy here thinks you’re pretty in some way. 
 

So needy 😛

and if she is type 2 it is because she is too FAT. Lose some weight fatso.


Jamie Lee Fucking Curtis. That’s all!
and her mom. yowza
8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

And that's why you won't get any nekkid pictures of me. I am built very similar. Probably too skinny. Not enough boobs. Lol. 

True story: In high school, I saw Sharon Stone at an airport. Very definition of a movie star. At least, very beautiful I thought. In the face. She wasn't that famous back then. But as far as a beautiful face, aesthetically, IMO, she was gorgeous. 

only half the world likes large boobs, they are just the obnoxious half. The other half likes perky, smaller cups. They're actually much easier to play with than D cups, which get in the way, and they won't be sagging as much with age. Also, many times big tits comes with a price: dumb, self serving, drama queen, gold digger, you name it.

Smaller cups make exercise easier, which usually means healthier, toned, in-shape.

Sharon has great hips, as long as she's not bony I don't think "skinny" really matters. Your bone structure determines a healthy weight. Angelina Jolie is bony and skinny. No thank you. Stone isn't in that category.

The worst of all are the women who get boob jobs. It looks good until the clothes come off, then it is very underwhelming. Be proud of who you are.

Now, if you'll move along:

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13 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Okay that was awesome! I can’t stop laughing. I just feel like if I post stuff like that I should also put out and that should be a rule. Or something. Anyway, I still think she has a beautiful face. Or did. 

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Sharon was quite the homewrecker back in the 90s.

33 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Real story,  my 24 year old neice was admitted to icu yesterday due to diabetic ketoacidisis think it's called.

 

 

Sorry to hear that;  hope she recovers.  The stress must be so much greater, because of 'Rona going nuts.

4 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

What happened exactly?

Gonna have to get back to you because I'm just starting to get more information. 

Any rumors on Chad Staggs? Or any credible ones? 

Just now, Getafix said:

 

Sorry to hear that;  hope she recovers.  The stress must be so much greater, because of 'Rona going nuts.

She had the Rona a month ago. No issues at that time. 

15 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Okay that was awesome! I can’t stop laughing. I just feel like if I post stuff like that I should also put out and that should be a rule. Or something. Anyway, I still think she has a beautiful face. Or did. 

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My best friend looks like her when she was in Casino. Not short haired crazy lady at the end of it but long hair hot as fuck Stone in the beginning 

3 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

and if she is type 2 it is because she is too FAT. Lose some weight fatso.

This is a joke right? Surly style?

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Any rumors on Chad Staggs? Or any credible ones? 

He has not been mentioned. 

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1 minute ago, Butch Had Not said:

She had the Rona a month ago. No issues at that time. 

Damn.  Generally rona and diabetes don't mix.  Wishing her the best.

23 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

New diabetic from what I'm hearing. No history of type 1 before. 

My wife is type 1. It’s a shitty disease, but can be manageable with insulin, exercise, and proper diet. Best of luck to her.

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

He has not been mentioned. 

Was just curious. He may not be ready yet for a P5. Was impressed with the job he did mostly. I think he might be one to watch. 

1 minute ago, The Earl of Texas said:

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Regardless of who we think is hot, we need to pull the finest out of this pool of available coaches.

Yep, that’ll do juuuuuuust fine

My best friend looks like her when she was in Casino. Not short haired crazy lady at the end of it but long hair hot as fuck Stone in the beginning 

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20 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Okay that was awesome! I can’t stop laughing. I just feel like if I post stuff like that I should also put out and that should be a rule. Or something. Anyway, I still think she has a beautiful face. Or did. 

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I never would’ve made it to Total Recall Corp let alone Mars.  The adventure was there...

2 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

She had the Rona a month ago. No issues at that time. 

Could be that the way her body reacted to the virus was to “attack” itself causing damage to her pancreas. Sorry to hear of her being in the hospital and dka is no joke. If she is indeed diagnosed type 1 it’s a life changing ordeal, but it’s not the end of the world. Source, being the dad of a 10 year old T1D who was diagnosed 3 days before his 4th birthday. Good luck to her. 

41 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Real story,  my 24 year old neice was admitted to icu yesterday due to diabetic ketoacidisis think it's called.

 

Diabetes is no joke, hope she gets well soon.

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1 minute ago, General Specific said:


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You’re telling me

2 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

She had the Rona a month ago. No issues at that time. 

 

Ah - hopefully she has immunity, and that's good news!

44 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Real story,  my 24 year old neice was admitted to icu yesterday due to diabetic ketoacidisis think it's called.

 

As a parent of a kid with Type I diabetes, prayers for her.

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Classic. “Sure we heard it, strong buzz even! Why, would that have been something you guys would have wanted to know?”

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

This one???  Want to be SURE!!!

 

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Thyroid is so unreliable.  Damn.  

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Scroll up a bit there 

 
Ah - hopefully she has immunity, and that's good news!

And if she doesn’t, tell her to plead the fifth!

JK, hope she gets better.
19 minutes ago, Kurt Bowels said:

only half the world likes large boobs, they are just the obnoxious half. The other half likes perky, smaller cups. They're actually much easier to play with than D cups, which get in the way, and they won't be sagging as much with age. Also, many times big tits comes with a price: dumb, self serving, drama queen, gold digger, you name it.

Smaller cups make exercise easier, which usually means healthier, toned, in-shape.

What about the known correlation between floppy boobs and large mouth vaginas?

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Pruitt is supposedly getting interviewed by outside counsel tomorrow. Should be some closure on his status by Monday. 

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