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I have a hard time seeing UT admin sign off on Pruitt, but it would at least explain the delay on the DC hiring...

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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Thank you everyone for the well wishes.  I appreciate all you assholes.

Story is that she had not been holding anything down for a few days. Went to urgent and they said it was covid. That was weird because she got over it in late November/early December.  Went home. What she didn't disclose to anyone was the abdominal pain until it was too much to bear and tried to get her into gyno in which they advised to get to ER. ER figured it out and advised to get to Presbyterian H ICU in Albuquerque. She was also in quite the brain fog which didn't help. 

Supposedly she is more alert now and will be staying a few days

Once again,  thanks for the kind words.

We getting tosh and Pruitt now?

I'm not sure if this is the correct thread to discuss the assistant coaching hires, but I was intrigued that West Virginia finished fourth in the country in Defense yards allowed per game. I looked at their defensive staff and didn't see they even had a designated DC.  I read Neal Brown divided responsibilities between front end and back end coaches. Anyone know how that works?

1 minute ago, Knewk210 said:

I'm not sure if this is the correct thread to discuss the assistant coaching hires, but I was intrigued that West Virginia finished fourth in the country in Defense yards allowed per game. I looked at their defensive staff and didn't see they even had a designated DC.  I read Neal Brown divided responsibilities between front end and back end coaches. Anyone know how that works?


should ask South Austin’s mom. Amirite?

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I have a few buddies that work at/live with people who work at Bama. When Sarkisian was announced, I spoke to them for more data on some of the assistants rumored to be coming to Texas with him. One of them is Banks, the TE coach and ST coordinator. They said the dude's the balls on the coaching and recruiting end and otherwise a complete mess with an appetite for personal calamity. He moved to Bama from College Station in the middle of a divorce and left a bunch of kids behind.

Within weeks, a stripper showed up and moved in, with kids of her own, and a fucking pet monkey. While living with him, she's continued to work in and around Birmingham and Tuscaloosa as a stripper+. Her insta handle is poleassassin_, which I posted and Surly of course verified, and we've been off and running ever since. If the dude somehow winds up coming here, I'll get more of the stories about this guy and his circus, because apparently they're nuts and a source of entertainment inside the Bama regime. That's all no bullshit.

Another thing that you guys will probably find absurd/amusing and ties in to another favorite Surly sideshow: While this fucknut was at ATM, he drunk texted, allegedly including personal nudes, to 6Figs on accident instead of to one of the women he was fucking with a similar first name.

Ol'6figgy allegedly tried to hang that over this dude's head for recruiting access/info at one point, to no avail. He'd already apparently entered his own personal tumbledown with his wife and no fucks were given about what some recruiting dipshit might post or say about him, and apparently the dude's quite confident in the dick pics he sent being up to public snuff. Allegedly. That isn't from Bama folks.

hahahahahahahaha

Siri probably thought he said Pool Assassin, which was Hamm’s nickname in the pool cleaning biz, where he was the best btw.

6 minutes ago, brown water said:

What about the known correlation about floppy boobs and large mouth vaginas?

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1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

So Milwee had already arrived in Austin when the plane from Tuscaloosa took off and Flood is not coming in until tomorrow. Who else could have been on that plane??

3 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

I'm not sure if this is the correct thread to discuss the assistant coaching hires, but I was intrigued that West Virginia finished fourth in the country in Defense yards allowed per game. I looked at their defensive staff and didn't see they even had a designated DC.  I read Neal Brown divided responsibilities between front end and back end coaches. Anyone know how that works?

This doesn't entirely answer your question, but Brown only did that because they had to fire their DC right before the season started because he said some racist shit at a team meeting. Guess it worked out for them in the end. 

Just now, Dijon Robinson said:

This doesn't entirely answer your question, but Brown only did that because they had to fire their DC right before the season started because he said some racist shit at a team meeting. Guess it worked out for them in the end. 

So maybe we don' t need a DC with the correct assistant's?

3 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

I'm not sure if this is the correct thread to discuss the assistant coaching hires, but I was intrigued that West Virginia finished fourth in the country in Defense yards allowed per game. I looked at their defensive staff and didn't see they even had a designated DC.  I read Neal Brown divided responsibilities between front end and back end coaches. Anyone know how that works?

Patterson does something similar. The WVU defense is also somewhat inflated by the Stills brothers wreaking havoc every game. Fields was also a nice pickup for them at LB.  They also gave up 42 to ISU, 34 to Tech and didn’t have to play OU this year. 

2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

So Milwee had already arrived in Austin when the plane from Tuscaloosa took off and Flood is not coming in until tomorrow. Who else could have been on that plane??

Potentially Wiggins? 

3 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

So Milwee had already arrived in Austin when the plane from Tuscaloosa took off and Flood is not coming in until tomorrow. Who else could have been on that plane??

Maybe it’s just the monkey.  
 

Just now, Knewk210 said:

So maybe we don' t need a DC with the correct assistant's?

Incorrect. 

9 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I have a hard time seeing UT admin sign off on Pruitt, but it would at least explain the delay on the DC hiring...

I don’t ...#AllGasNoBreaks

 

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Just trying to get a “feel” of what constitutes beautiful. On a scale of 1-10, (we are not talking about what she looks like now), but what is the consensus:

 

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She’s beautiful. In the wild a 9.5. On the internet she’s an 8. Either way elite.

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Burton:

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I am told that Alabama tight end coach Jeff Banks remains an option for a similar role at Texas.

Banks is considered one of the Tide’s best recruiters, and has also spent time at Texas A&M.

 

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Plot twist: Sark will be calling plays on offense AND defense

10 minutes ago, Dijon Robinson said:

This doesn't entirely answer your question, but Brown only did that because they had to fire their DC right before the season started because he said some racist shit at a team meeting. Guess it worked out for them in the end. 

So if we could hire Jeremy Pruitt and catch him on tape saying racist shit then Sark fires him before the season begins.  Then Sark has the assistants coach the positions without a DC we finish as fourth best defense in the country.  I think you are on to something here.

Burton:
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I am told that Alabama tight end coach Jeff Banks remains an option for a similar role at Texas.
Banks is considered one of the Tide’s best recruiters, and has also spent time at Texas A&M.

 




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I am told that Alabama tight end coach Jeff Banks remains an option for a similar role at Texas.

Banks is considered one of the Tide’s best recruiters, and has also spent time at Texas A&M.

 

This and the fact that his girl made drastic changes to her social media including following Sark.. Also we have heard no other names for TE since the start

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I am told that Alabama tight end coach Jeff Banks remains an option for a similar role at Texas.

Banks is considered one of the Tide’s best recruiters, and has also spent time at Texas A&M.

 

Uh oh...bring on the mf'ing monkey.

19 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

 I read Neal Brown divided responsibilities between front end and back end coaches. Anyone know how that works?

Rumor is Huckleberry is the expert on that.

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3 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

This and the fact that his girl made drastic changes to her social media including following Sark.. Also we have heard no other names for TE since the start

She has to be bored in Tuscaloosa 

Burton:
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I am told that Alabama tight end coach Jeff Banks remains an option for a similar role at Texas.
Banks is considered one of the Tide’s best recruiters, and has also spent time at Texas A&M.

 

Somebody call the yellow rose to see if they're hiring.
39 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

My wife is type 1. It’s a shitty disease, but can be manageable with insulin, giving blowjobs, and proper diet. Best of luck to her.

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2 hours ago, F250 said:

OUWade sounds like someone who owns a Jet Ski  repo mobile home w/ tires on the roof, and has a house that smells like dog broken sewer pipe. 

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Just now, closetohumping said:

She has to be bored in Tuscaloosa 

And bill obrien may want to bring in his own guys

Just now, closetohumping said:

And bill obrien may want to bring in his own guys

BOB would get zero say in keeping one of the best recruiters and TE coaches in the country imo

This is a joke right? Surly style?
nope being overweight is a prime cause of d2. i gots it. i have gone from 320 to 238 in the last year and gotten off my d meds. lose weight.
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Please please please let Bama hire Hand. The Brock melt down will be amaaaaazing

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I am told that Alabama tight end coach Jeff Banks remains an option for a similar role at Texas.
Banks is considered one of the Tide’s best recruiters, and has also spent time at Texas A&M.

 

Somebody call the yellow rose to see if they're hiring.

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Recent tweet liked by none other than Jeff Banks

 

9 minutes ago, hobbs said:

Uh oh...bring on the mf'ing monkey.

So far all the big breasted women gifs haven’t broke surly, but I am terrified that the monkey, pole dancing and monkey spanking may gifs may all merge into some level of apocalyptic blackhole

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Just now, Sir Ulrich said:

Recent tweet liked by none other than Jeff Banks

 

You're bringing it, Sir!

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Please please please let Bama hire Hand. The Brock melt down will be amaaaaazing

I don't think I have ever told my Blake Brock story. Fun times. Margarita machine...a cat named Canasta...a python named Caesar and a fucked up apartment complex which led to a giant boulder being thrown into a hot tub. 

1 hour ago, NTVTXN said:

No.Way. This cannot be real. Poor woman.  Is she sick? (For real) oh my....

Hungry. She’s always hungry. 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I don't think I have ever told my Blake Brock story. Fun times. Margarita machine...a cat named Canasta...a python named Caesar and a fucked up apartment complex which led to a giant boulder being thrown into a hot tub. 

Um...go on

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I don't think I have ever told my Blake Brock story. Fun times. Margarita machine...a cat named Canasta...a python named Caesar and a fucked up apartment complex which led to a giant boulder being thrown into a hot tub. 

A cat and a python... go on.

Just now, Octavian said:

@closetojumping

Any update on Wiggins?

I'm more interested on what the Bammer's think of BOB.  Good lord that is a colossal fk up if true.  

BOB would get zero say in keeping one of the best recruiters and TE coaches in the country imo

It’s BOB we’re talking about. Would he even know that? Doubtful!
6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I don't think I have ever told my Blake Brock story. Fun times. Margarita machine...a cat named Canasta...a python named Caesar and a fucked up apartment complex which led to a giant boulder being thrown into a hot tub. 

Sounds Like an episode of Jerry....

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19 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

Plot twist: Sark will be calling plays on offense AND defense

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4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I don't think I have ever told my Blake Brock story. Fun times. Margarita machine...a cat named Canasta...a python named Caesar and a fucked up apartment complex which led to a giant boulder being thrown into a hot tub. 

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