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2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

How do I put a poster on ignore from a mobile phone on the web site? I can’t take Phlem anymore. 

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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2 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

We're never going to have a DC again.

Wasn’t CTJ or someone working on a crowdsource play calling software? Why can’t Surly call the plays? I’ve seen the game threads and know our crew is much calmer and knows more than most DCs out there anyway.  

5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

So that’s either Ash or Hutzler, probably both

So we get Alabama’s award winning OC/OL coaches and an outside shot at their WR coach who just oversaw the first WR heisman winner in decades, and Alabama gets Bill O’Brien?

Sucks to suck brocks.

6 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Rimbo just called me “Dumbo”? Wow.

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3 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Rimbo just called me “Dumbo”? Wow.

He’s had that username for 30 years 

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7 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

How do I put a poster on ignore from a mobile phone on the web site? I can’t take Phlem anymore. 

He may be the only person on Surly I have on ignore but it happened a long time ago.  

3 minutes ago, jinx said:

He may be the only person on Surly I have on ignore but it happened a long time ago.  

Let me catch you up.  “aggy” x 5,511

Too lazy to google, is Pruitt a LB coach or DB? Cause if it is him at DC, any combo of Lupoi at Lb or Ansley at CB would leave me gruntled

38 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Which means you may not have to be a fat to be diabetic.

Absolutely don’t have to be. Type 2 tends to be weight related but type one is a failure of the pancreas. Juvenile diabetes can wait until up to 21 to set in. I was a 160 pound track athlete when I got diagnosed. 
 

my bad for the diabetic talk. Back to Nick Saban for DC. 

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Too lazy to google, is Pruitt a LB coach or DB? Cause if it is him at DC, any combo of Lupoi at Lb or Ansley at CB would leave me gruntled

 

He's done both at Bama.

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Too lazy to google, is Pruitt a LB coach or DB? Cause if it is him at DC, any combo of Lupoi at Lb or Ansley at CB would leave me gruntled

DB is all I have seen with no distinction 

29 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

She got there 

did she ever. 

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Too lazy to google, is Pruitt a LB coach or DB? Cause if it is him at DC, any combo of Lupoi at Lb or Ansley at CB would leave me gruntled

Similar to Golding - Pruitt is a DB coach but coached ILB while at Alabama. 

30 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Nooooooooooooo

 

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This would place would burn.

FCB says he knows....

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3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

FCB says he knows....

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Because he's delaying the Insider ... ?  Or did he say it somewhere else?

51 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

No longer undefeated. 

Take the loss, pussy...

19 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

He’s had that username for 30 years 

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And it was a nickname for a good half dozen years before then. So... yeah. I'm old. What of it?

27 minutes ago, Machinator said:
deleted tweet by Mitchell: "heading into my senior year goin onto my 4th diff coach ... no matter the situation I adapt and thrive. Imma baller. Call it what it is 🤷🏾‍♂️"

Can he go back to the tweet where he said he’s follow his coaches anywhere, even a parking lot? 

Can he go back to the tweet where he said he’s follow his coaches anywhere, even a parking lot? 

All hat, no cattle.
1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

So the cops eventually show up. Everyone hiding and ducking into people's apartments. Blake is running around bc no one can find Canasta. Where is the white cat? This beautiful white cat? Where is that cat? so a few people go back into the room where Caesar is. Realize Caesar is not supposed to be out of her enclosure. 

Sorry but you’re a shit storyteller 

13 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

What the fuck does that mean? 

He’s trying to be all “I know shit and you don’t”. Basically CDC told him what’s up and he’s going to “break” it like the lap dog bitch he is

These Pruitt and Stoops rumors promise to make for nightmare-filled slumber.

Just now, b_p said:

Sorry but you’re a shit storyteller 

Got to agree with bp here...

You left out if Blake knows what happened and wont  tell or at least a hook that if you want to know where the pussy is ask Blake or something... drink a few more and do a rewrite..

 

 

2 minutes ago, cafe society said:

These Pruitt and Stoops rumors promise to make for nightmare-filled slumber.

Well Pruitt would be phenomenal, so wet dream or nightmare, and no in between.

2 minutes ago, cafe society said:

These Pruitt and Stoops rumors promise to make for nightmare-filled slumber.

If it's Stoops, I'm gonna blame it on FCB. If it's Pruitt, I'm gonna thank our Dark Lord Sark.

These Pruitt and Stoops rumors promise to make for nightmare-filled slumber.

Well, Nicole44 could provide something to ease our minds for a good nights sleep.

After all, it’s her birthday!!!!!



Ive had enough of this shit for tonight sober...

Lets start drinking night crew!

 

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2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Okay that was awesome! I can’t stop laughing. I just feel like if I post stuff like that I should also put out and that should be a rule. Or something. Anyway, I still think she has a beautiful face. Or did. 

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It was the beaver peek-a-boo that made her famous, but yeah nice face

2 hours ago, D3zii said:

It’s almost like Stark has been giving the keys to a lambo and actually knows how to drive it....This is why you go for Big time coaches who have coached big time programs 

 

I love the Pruitt rumors. Shows Starks knows he needs proven winners on the big stage 💪🏽

I love this analogy because I have said myself that Lincoln inherited a Ferrari but Stoops showed him how to drive it.

Sark wrapped one around a tree and learned respect for the machine. Then had Saban show him how to drive one. At least I hope.  

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5 minutes ago, cafe society said:

These Pruitt and Stoops rumors promise to make for nightmare-filled slumber.

Wet dream or piss ourselves in our sleep

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

He’s trying to be all “I know shit and you don’t”. Basically CDC told him what’s up and he’s going to “break” it like the lap dog bitch he is

So basically Thursday afternoon?  This has to be killing IT and Ketch.

1 minute ago, Alien Octopus said:

It was the beaver peek-a-boo that made her famous, but yeah nice face

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7 minutes ago, cafe society said:

These Pruitt and Stoops rumors promise to make for nightmare-filled slumber.

Stoops. Why did it have to be Stoops.

I can't imagine Pruitt being on the staff at all.  If he is, somehow, you know we aren't fuckin around.

2 minutes ago, sdm said:

Stoops. Why did it have to be Stoops.

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11 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

He’s trying to be all “I know shit and you don’t”. Basically CDC told him what’s up and he’s going to “break” it like the lap dog bitch he is

I'm surprised he's basically given competitors a complete heads up that they have a day to scoop him so he must be extremely confident they won't figure it out, or FCB is just a fucking idiot, betting on the latter

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I'm surprised that anyone at UT would sign off on Stoops for any position here.  Flabbergasted, in fact.  And isn't Pruitt about to get slammed with a show cause?  I mean, this whole waiting game has been about the outcome of the investigation into Tennessee?  This all feels like trying to take the pot with a pair of treys.

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3 minutes ago, sdm said:

Stoops. Why did it have to be Stoops.

i think that's a possibility.  stoops in some capacity.

35 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

So we get Alabama’s award winning OC/OL coaches and an outside shot at their WR coach who just oversaw the first WR heisman winner in decades, and Alabama gets Bill O’Brien who had Herb Hand as his OL coach at Penn St.

Sucks to suck brocks.

haha

38 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

So that’s either Ash or Hutzler, probably both

We should be so lucky if that kid doesn't play at Texas next year

2 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I can't imagine Pruitt being on the staff at all.  If he is, somehow, you know we aren't fuckin around.

Seems like a crazy rumor. I haven’t followed the Tennessee story but if there’s any chance this guy is bringing an investigation with him, we’re likely not even talking to him.

Didn't we already have someone (I think Nahlin?) say that boosters told Sark no Stoops in a big role?

Pruitt as DC is fantastic...Pruitt as DC with a show clause is not fantastic and probably ain’t happening. Makes me think the reason for silence and why tomorrow is the day is because of the investigation 

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