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1 minute ago, Kurt Bowels said:

Trust me, same here. I couldn't type it out in response, so found the gif and just wasn't thinking in that exact moment how it is worse than typing. Sent a PM to the mods to see if they will delete it. I own one dog and a cat. 

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1 minute ago, futureman said:

no, it really doesn’t. 

I've seen a lot on here from my time in the shadows. I've never seen someone post anything remotely close to animal abuse until now. Of course, I haven't seen it all. Regardless, it's fucked up.

2 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

I've seen a lot on here from my time in the shadows. I've never seen someone post anything remotely close to animal abuse until now. Of course, I haven't seen it all. Regardless, it's fucked up.

I get it. Again, someone said a python ate a cat. Someone asked what happened. I couldn't get myself to type it out. Bad on me. I'll take the fuck you. But I don't condone animal abuse and didn't post it just to be posting it. It was the topic of conversation. I should have just let it be. It is late. Goodnight. I'll move on.  Delete my account. Have at it.

1 minute ago, Kurt Bowels said:

I get it. Again, someone said a python ate a cat. Someone asked what happened. I couldn't get myself to type it out. Bad on me. I'll take the fuck you. But I don't condone animal abuse and didn't post it just to be posting it. It was the topic of conversation. I should have just let it be. It is late. Goodnight. I'll move on.  Delete my account. Have at it.

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56 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

I...am off my meds.

Some have suspected this.

15 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

So you thought it was more palatable to search for and then post the pic - with no warning or spoiler tag?  Bullshit. 

I don't even know how to use spoiler tags. I'm brand new here and to posting and will be going back there. I don't use social media either. Goodnight.

7 minutes ago, Kurt Bowels said:

I get it. Again, someone said a python ate a cat. Someone asked what happened. I couldn't get myself to type it out. Bad on me. I'll take the fuck you. But I don't condone animal abuse and didn't post it just to be posting it. It was the topic of conversation. I should have just let it be. It is late. Goodnight. I'll move on.  Delete my account. Have at it.

bird delete this GIF by Skab

What in the everliving fuck is going on here?

Looks like Ketch is saying Banks is close to being in. (2nd hand info from IT)

Just now, Machinator said:

What in the everliving fuck is going on here?

You don’t want to know.

6 minutes ago, Kurt Bowels said:

I get it. Again, someone said a python ate a cat. Someone asked what happened. I couldn't get myself to type it out. Bad on me. I'll take the fuck you. But I don't condone animal abuse and didn't post it just to be posting it. It was the topic of conversation. I should have just let it be. It is late. Goodnight. I'll move on.  Delete my account. Have at it.

Look man I'm not an authority around here so don't leave on my account. But, jeebus. That shit is cold blooded.

 

Let's all go back to talking football and leave the goddamn animals alone.

 

I'll start. Is there any chance in hell that the new staff could flip Ewers back to UT? On that same note, what about the Brockermeyer boys?

Just now, Sir Ulrich said:

Looks like Ketch is saying Banks is close to being in. (2nd hand info from IT)

I wonder who fed him that info...

We all know that fat fuck cant feed himself

1 minute ago, ElChupacabra said:

Look man I'm not an authority around here so don't leave on my account. But, jeebus. That shit is cold blooded.

 

Let's all go back to talking football and leave the goddamn animals alone.

 

I'll start. Is there any chance in hell that the new staff could flip Ewers back to UT? On that same note, what about the Brockermeyer boys?

Brocks is most likely a no way in hell.. Ewers is way more optimistic... but then again it could just be the crunchie hippie im slamming talking..

1 minute ago, ElChupacabra said:

Look man I'm not an authority around here so don't leave on my account. But, jeebus. That shit is cold blooded.

 

Let's all go back to talking football and leave the goddamn animals alone.

 

I'll start. Is there any chance in hell that the new staff could flip Ewers back to UT? On that same note, what about the Brockermeyer boys?

If Ewers really grew up wanting to come to UT since he was a kid then good results on the field will make it very likely he flips.

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

I wonder who fed him that info...

We all know that fat fuck cant feed himself

He read Bobby’s update I’m sure. 

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

I wonder who fed him that info...

My money on the monkey. He wants the fuck outta Bama. 

3 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:
4 hours ago, Knewk210 said:
This is a joke right? Surly style?

nope being overweight is a prime cause of d2. i gots it. i have gone from 320 to 238 in the last year and gotten off my d meds. lose weight.

How much of the loss was phlegm? 

4 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

My money on the monkey. He wants the fuck outta Bama. 

You do realize by the time this is all over, the monkey is always going to be one of the stock surly institutional answers...

I got to find a standard monkey gif to use at this point

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2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Brocks is most likely a no way in hell.. Ewers is way more optimistic... but then again it could just be the crunchie hippie im slamming talking..

I'd be glad to have Ewers but it will be a waste if we can't put some talent on the line to keep him healthy. It's been too long since we've had a stacked O line.

ESPN has a Sark interview airing right now.
No idea if it is live or taped. I'd guess taped but who knows.

3 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

If Ewers really grew up wanting to come to UT since he was a kid then good results on the field will make it very likely he flips.

I'd like to think so, too. There's just no discrediting the fact that tOSU is a well oiled machine right now and it'll be hard to outshine them in a year's time.

Did I just see a puppy get ate by a snake?  Too far bro!  Shame!

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1 minute ago, ElChupacabra said:

I'd like to think so, too. There's just no discrediting the fact that tOSU is a well oiled machine right now and it'll be hard to outshine them in a year's time.

Hopefully Philly goes after Day hard and even if he stays its is another way to show that OSU is no where stable as that well oiled machine that Meyer built..

1 minute ago, ElChupacabra said:

I'd like to think so, too. There's just no discrediting the fact that tOSU is a well oiled machine right now and it'll be hard to outshine them in a year's time.

You gotta start somewhere, and what's better than being the guy with the offensive genius mind with 3 Heisman finalists to guide you there?

2 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

ESPN has a Sark interview airing right now.
No idea if it is live or taped. I'd guess taped but who knows.

Sark looks exhausted. Blinking 500 times a minute to keep from nodding out. 

1 minute ago, ElChupacabra said:

I'd like to think so, too. There's just no discrediting the fact that tOSU is a well oiled machine right now and it'll be hard to outshine them in a year's time.

Nah, if we win 9+ next year he'll clean up year 1. Very doable with what we have coming back and I'm sure he'll nab some studs out if the portal to fill out some holes on the roster. 

5 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

ESPN has a Sark interview airing right now.
No idea if it is live or taped. I'd guess taped but who knows.

It's taped. They had some stuff promoting it beforehand that showed Sark on the screen.

 

15 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Looks like Ketch is saying Banks is close to being in. (2nd hand info from IT)

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5 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Did I just see a puppy get ate by a snake?  Too far bro!  Shame!

Mother Nature is a cold bitch. 

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

Hopefully Philly goes after Day hard and even if he stays its is another way to show that OSU is no where stable as that well oiled machine that Meyer built..

I mean, that would be ideal but who bounces after playing for a title in their second season as head coach? Was Day in the NFL previously? I don't follow pro ball much. 

Just now, ElChupacabra said:

I mean, that would be ideal but who bounces after playing for a title in their second season as head coach? Was Day in the NFL previously? I don't follow pro ball much. 

Qb coach in Philly I believe.

Just now, ElChupacabra said:

I mean, that would be ideal but who bounces after playing for a title in their second season as head coach? Was Day in the NFL previously? I don't follow pro ball much. 

Someone who sees Rhule's contract from last year and thinks "oh, that means I could get more than that"

Nothing new in that interview. The following story was the debacle in the BB game.

5 hours ago, El Squared said:

Nope. Body Heat was her peak IMO. 

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It was her peak to my pre-pubescent self whose peepee had just started to do strange things while I was watching a movie.

7 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

You gotta start somewhere, and what's better than being the guy with the offensive genius mind with 3 Heisman finalists to guide you there?

Well, hell. When you put it like that....

2 minutes ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

Qb coach in Philly I believe.

Oh shit so that would be familiar territory.

Never thought I'd say this but let's go Philly! Get your coach!

3 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Someone who sees Rhule's contract from last year and thinks "oh, that means I could get more than that"

I could see that but are NFL owners shelling out the same cash this year after the zillions they lost from COVID?

2 hours ago, Knewk210 said:

Yes she was from Tupelo Mississippi and wanted us to retire there. Her father was very wealthy and she was inheriting a farm there.  I said just take me to the farm and shoot me. This place sucks. Bye I 'm going to Texas. That was it. 

Have relatives in Tupelo. Can confirm it sucks ass. 

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20 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

You do realize by the time this is all over, the monkey is always going to be one of the stock surly institutional answers...

I got to find a standard monkey gif to use at this point

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Hell just get in touch with assassin and get her to get you a GIF of the real thing with a Texas outfit. 

 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Have relatives in Tupelo. Can confirm it sucks ass. 

All Tupelo is known for is Elvis and Comcast. And both were considered evil at one time or another.

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2 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

ever clear only?

wtf?

naw man you want to fill it with this stuff and the juice of 1 lime...

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good shit $20 a liter

Is this supposed to be generic Casamigos?  Can you buy it in Texas?  If so, I am buying a bottle tomorrow. 

10 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

All Tupelo is known for is Elvis and Comcast. And both were considered evil at one time or another.

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4 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Where is @Poolflood? Flood making it here should be a big deal. 

Might be in Purgatory pos-repping TTom's descent into insanity

How much of the loss was phlegm? 
that shit happens every morning.
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