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3 minutes ago, Fud said:

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"We have multiple sources telling us that Jeff Banks is leaving or has left for Texas. I have not confirmed with the Texas side yet, but he is not at Alabama currently I'm told and isn't expected back. This is not a move Saban would approve of, but I am told they are prepared to find another coach already. Banks was the special team coordinator at UA."

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:
Inside Texas has learned one of the top recruiters in the state of Texas over the last half decade will join Steve Sarkisian’s Texas staff.

Jeff Banks was previously at A&M. He’s been Alabama’s key man in Texas, and was a conduit directly from the talented 2022 class to Nick Saban and that hideous painting from the ‘09 National Championship he likes to take pictures of when he was a Texas prospect in his office.

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1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

HOLY SHIT!

Wow.  I can't believe he left Alabama.  

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DAMN! I feel awful for Pole Assassin...coming to Texas the day after James Harden leaves the state...talk about bad timing

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:
Inside Texas has learned one of the top recruiters in the state of Texas over the last half decade will join Steve Sarkisian’s Texas staff.

Jeff Banks was previously at A&M. He’s been Alabama’s key man in Texas, and was a conduit directly from the talented 2022 class to Nick Saban and that hideous painting from the ‘09 National Championship he likes to take pictures of when he was a Texas prospect in his office.

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4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:
Inside Texas has learned one of the top recruiters in the state of Texas over the last half decade will join Steve Sarkisian’s Texas staff.

Jeff Banks was previously at A&M. He’s been Alabama’s key man in Texas, and was a conduit directly from the talented 2022 class to Nick Saban and that hideous painting from the ‘09 National Championship he likes to take pictures of when he was a Texas prospect in his office.

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3 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

I would love Pruitt as DC but I hope Sark is being careful with drawing too much NCAA attention. Davis and Pruitt would both be previous offenders and Banks (who I guess has never been busted for anything to my knowledge) surely isn't so clean himself.

what the hell is the NCAA going to do?  

7 minutes ago, Fud said:

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"We have multiple sources telling us that Jeff Banks is leaving or has left for Texas. I have not confirmed with the Texas side yet, but he is not at Alabama currently I'm told and isn't expected back. This is not a move Saban would approve of, but I am told they are prepared to find another coach already. Banks was the special team coordinator at UA."

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9 minutes ago, Fud said:

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"We have multiple sources telling us that Jeff Banks is leaving or has left for Texas. I have not confirmed with the Texas side yet, but he is not at Alabama currently I'm told and isn't expected back. This is not a move Saban would approve of, but I am told they are prepared to find another coach already. Banks was the special team coordinator at UA."

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2 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Wow.  I can't believe he left Alabama.  

Strip clubs are about to have booming business in Austin.  With Banks' new salary, he can have multiple stripper sugar babies.  

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2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:
Inside Texas has learned one of the top recruiters in the state of Texas over the last half decade will join Steve Sarkisian’s Texas staff.

Jeff Banks was previously at A&M. He’s been Alabama’s key man in Texas, and was a conduit directly from the talented 2022 class to Nick Saban and that hideous painting from the ‘09 National Championship he likes to take pictures of when he was a Texas prospect in his office.

 

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Got damn they got Banks! Just put the monkey at DC idgaf

6 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

I would love Pruitt as DC but I hope Sark is being careful with drawing too much NCAA attention. Davis and Pruitt would both be previous offenders and Banks (who I guess has never been busted for anything to my knowledge) surely isn't so clean himself.

I think we are past that.  You can't get a little bit pregnant.  

1 minute ago, UncleBuck said:

Got damn they got Banks! Just put the monkey at DC idgaf

Too early to start the Monkey or Bust for DC thread???

7 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Welp, Looch's "Sark/UT will have no effect on Aggy in state recruiting" take didn't age well. 

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Ketchum says that Bama's Rival site told him that Banks' Texas offer is north of $1mm/year

If true, that might get the job done
 

This. And don’t underestimate having to work for, under or around one Bill O’Brien!
Just now, Maker Bayfield said:

Too early to start the Monkey or Bust for DC thread???

Not if you want the FBI monitoring it.

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3 minutes ago, Dijon Robinson said:

Yeah buddy 

 

THIS guy fucks?

Love it. Finally getting some killer recruiters at these positions.

Posting because of titles, wonder what Gideon's role is

I had posted this earlier.  We will need to buy the best staff and we have the money to do it.  Make every position the highest paid.  We need to make Texas a destination job for assistants again.  

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I am starting to think Sark’s staff is going to be better than the one Herman brought from Houston.  Gee, I wonder how that will translate to recruiting, development of players and wins.  I may have to call my doctor in 4 hours if this keeps up.

At this point Saban should be considered for an analyst position at least.  Might as well bring the whole crew down.

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So what the fuck is Gideon doing?  Banks has ST's.  Joseph has safeties (presumably).  

No wonder CDC was giddy when talking about the assistant coaching staff.

Not sure what Gideon is going to coach but we can figure that our later.

I’d like to thank the Yellow Rose for this!!!

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22 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

If we’re going after Banks, I think it indicates that we’re ready to start playing the game.

Bo Davis, Joseph and Sark indicated we're ready to play the game.

17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

If Coleman unchained means results closer to his actually-well-coached K-State WRs, and he's got Banks and Sark recruiting for him, then fuck it let's get it.

If keeping Coleman means we get Banks I'm fine with that.

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1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

So what the fuck is Gideon doing?  Banks has ST's.  Joseph has safeties (presumably).  

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2 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

I am starting to think Sark’s staff is going to be better than the one Herman brought from Houston.  Gee, I wonder how that will translate to recruiting, development of players and wins.  I may have to call my doctor in 4 hours if this keeps up.

Just keeping Coleman makes it better than Herm's first staff.

46 minutes ago, jinx said:

 

New surly motto?

 

But it hasn't been updated since Friday.  I would expect to see all of the noise on Flood there at least, but nothing.

That’s because there hasn’t been any hires. 

1 minute ago, Teryor said:

Posting because of titles, wonder what Gideon's role is

Our offensive staff is complete.

 

We still have 2 spots remaining for defense including DC/LB/CB depending on how they structure.

12 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

I would love Pruitt as DC but I hope Sark is being careful with drawing too much NCAA attention. Davis and Pruitt would both be previous offenders and Banks (who I guess has never been busted for anything to my knowledge) surely isn't so clean himself.

CDC will put the NCAA in it's place if it ever sniffs TEXAS..  

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

So what the fuck is Gideon doing?  Banks has ST's.  Joseph has safeties (presumably).  

He's going to have to just be a second db coach, right? Maybe him and Joseph just both coach the whole db unit?

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

So what the fuck is Gideon doing?  Banks has ST's.  Joseph has safeties (presumably).  

Director of High School Coach Relations???

9 minutes ago, victory88 said:

what the hell is the NCAA going to do?  

Butt rape Marymount College.

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

He gettin' all the titles

 

We sending Gideon back to Ole Miss? Still confused why Sark jumped on him so fast.

25 minutes ago, Skipper said:

I asked my Tenn friend that follows this shit.   He said the rumor is Fat Phil leaked whatever the issues are to try to force Pruitt out without paying his buyout.  Who knows.  But it doesn't seem realistic Texas is going to hire Pruitt with all of that background noise.  

Clay Travis should have to pay the buyout

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