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This was one of the positives of Sark. He’s not going to mess around on his coaching staff. 

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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2 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

We sending Gideon back to Ole Miss? Still confused why Sark jumped on him so fast.

I think he's going to work under Joseph in the secondary if we're being honest. Joseph will be in charge of the entire secondary but focus on corners while Gideon coaching safeties. 

 

I think this leaves the door open for a guy like Lupoi in a co-dc capacity with a real defensive coordinator/lb coach.

 

We have a rain maker offensive recruiter now we need one for the defensive side.

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16 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Damn. Sark isn't fucking around.

True, but Banks may just not want to coach for O'Brien. Surely he saw the Texans play.

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Brakes [ ] 

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12 minutes ago, victory88 said:

what the hell is the NCAA going to do?  

Exactly ... let the big dawgs hunt. 

Just now, Tex Pete said:

True, but Banks may just not want to coach for O'Brien. Surely he saw the Texans play.

Motherfucker got paid. That's why he's coming. Love it.

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

So what the fuck is Gideon doing?  Banks has ST's.  Joseph has safeties (presumably).  

I would guess Gideon's title will be ST coordinator, with Banks being TEs, potentially including a "Co-OC" title to justify coming over from Bama. Gideon can work with Joseph and the secondary and learn to be a real position coach for his next gig. 

He does look less like a Plano-based actuarial assistant manager in this picture

 

6 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Posting because of titles, wonder what Gideon's role is

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Flood and Banks. Holy fuck. Cannot get over it. 

7 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

THIS guy fucks?

I know right? Dude looks like he's putting in eighty hour work weeks filing 1040s.

Just now, texifornia said:

He does look less like a Plano-based actuarial assistant manager in this picture

 

Kinda looks like a white version of my cousin. He is in banking I think.

2 minutes ago, ATLLonghorn said:

Strippers [x]

Monkeys [x]

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*Brakes

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I mean Banks is pretty good but no one is going to acknowledge that we missed out on our #1 TE coach target, Corby Meekins?

5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

lol - Sark 'crossed the line'.

 

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also isn't this aggy/Rumlin's guy? Why are they acting like they created these coaches from scratch. 

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I mean Banks is pretty good but no one is going to acknowledge that we missed out on our #1 TE coach target, Corby Meekins?

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Cool deal.

Offensive staff is Bama/Texas mix-up.

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

lol - Sark 'crossed the line'.

 

Oh nooooo! Bama haz a sad 😢 

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Sark, Banks and Davis walking into recruits homes

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3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

lol - Sark 'crossed the line'.

 


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5 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

We sending Gideon back to Ole Miss? Still confused why Sark jumped on him so fast.

It was/is a no brainer. Gideon has shown he can coach all over the defense and ST, got tons of praise from other coaches and players.

Known to be a good recruiter, likely even better back in Texas AT Texas.

Son of a long time Texas high school coach.  Salary not huge.

1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

*Brakes

goddammit I knew it looked wrong and still went with it. I'm tired and stupid.

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Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

It was/is a no brainer. Gideon has shown he can coach all over the defense and ST, got tons of praise from other coaches and players.

Known to be a good recruiter, likely even better back in Texas AT Texas.

Son of a long time Texas high school coach.  Salary not huge.

I hope you are right.

23 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:
Inside Texas has learned one of the top recruiters in the state of Texas over the last half decade will join Steve Sarkisian’s Texas staff.

Jeff Banks was previously at A&M. He’s been Alabama’s key man in Texas, and was a conduit directly from the talented 2022 class to Nick Saban and that hideous painting from the ‘09 National Championship he likes to take pictures of when he was a Texas prospect in his office.

Someone needs to get this guy a Texas outfit.

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Alabama has been pillaging recruits from Texas for a long time. About time we gave them a little payback by taking their coaching staff. 2022 class should be outstanding. Time to get back to keeping Texas recruits at home. 

Aggy 247's best and brightest.

 

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2 minutes ago, ATLLonghorn said:

goddammit I knew it looked wrong and still went with it. I'm tired and stupid.

Also, Longhorn has one L

5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

lol - Sark 'crossed the line'.

 

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1 minute ago, Getafix said:

Aggy 247's best and brightest.

 

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"Terrible recruiter"

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

Aggy 247's best and brightest.

 

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Jeff Banks is objectively not a terrible recruiter. Not to imply that anyone has accused aggy of having critical thinking skills.

18 minutes ago, Dijon Robinson said:

Yeah buddy 

 

Holy shit! Let's get the dark side engaged and start winning championships. I will let the hate rock me to sleep. 

6 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Aggy 247's best and brightest.

 

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I'm not gonna judge a guy just because he might've had a little trouble (according to them) selling a dogshit product at one point in his career.

Edited by Bevo14

Awesome news on Banks.

Re: Pruitt - take everything about any transgressions with a grain of salt IMHO.

Phil wants to be head coach again and has been stabbing everyone in the back since he got back to Knoxville. Dumbest thing they ever did was make him AD. He's burning the football program to the ground out of spite. 

5 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Aggy 247's best and brightest.

 

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Jeff Banks, who recruited Christian Kirk and Kyle Allen to A&M? 

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It’s expected that A&M fans would react like this. They are the biggest net losers if Texas returns to competence. 

24 minutes ago, victory88 said:

what the hell is the NCAA going to do?  

This.  If our admin can't negotiate the slaps on the wrist everyone in the SEC gets then they suck donkey balls and should be fired.

55 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

The very 1st post

 

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Yea just go ahead and un-cross everybody.,

they're all in play, we big game hunting.

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2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

We crossed the line, guys

What exactly does that mean?  Was he off-limits?  And - how is anyone off-limits?

Can't buy in Texas, only in states where you can buy liquor at the grocery stores. Asked for their whiskey about a week ago & the girl told me.
cant buy liquor at the grocery store in florida. can buy kirkland liquot.
1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

dollar, dollar bills y'all

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