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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

If Banks starts posting on Surly do I have to give up my jersey number user name?

No but you might be able to impart to him some words of wisdom/life lessons

29 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

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So we are basically hiring the entire Alabama staff? I guess that is a lot better than hiring the Houston staff. Serious power move on Saban. Wow. 

1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

If Banks starts posting on Surly do I have to give up my jersey number user name?

Uh no. You need to give them the lowdown on the austin scene so she can get back to doing what she loves. 

1 minute ago, Sal said:

Does Saban even care if he loses Golding? Or is just fan/message board noise that Bama doesn't like him at all?

Bama boards have hated him since day 1.

He's a LA/TX coach who runs a newfangled "spread defense" and calls his primary pass rusher a LB.

29 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Banks pulled a Baltimore Colts maneuver, apparently. He packed his shit last night and cleaned out his office. People showed up today and said "Where's Banks?" Baller move by Sarkisian. He's not fucking around with putting this staff together. 

 

My favorite was Dan Enos leaving and not telling Saban... (2yrs ago)

According to national college football writer Feldman (The Athletic – subscription required), Saban called a coaches meeting in Tuscaloosa last Friday -- four days after Alabama incurred a blowout defeat to Clemson (44-16) in the national championship game.

According to Feldman, after the on-site assistants packed a conference room at Alabama's football building, Saban openly wondered, 'Hey, where's Dan?'   According to Feldman, Saban then repeated himself to the group ... once in a calm tone ... and then once more with an expletive mixed in.

https://www.11alive.com/article/sports/report-alabama-assistant-leaves-tide-for-another-job-without-telling-nick-saban/85-d70ed0cc-bf15-4aa9-accd-f979d4171145

18 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Are you planning on taking that zoom call from your car or from the driving range?

Yeah, I thought about that. Not sure. Maybe I can find a stand-in that won't embarrass me on the call.

16 minutes ago, Dijon Robinson said:

I continue to hold out hope that Raymond is still in play for the CB slot

There's hope, but it doesn't sound like much of it left.

1 minute ago, JBJ said:

Bama boards have hated him since day 1.

He's a LA/TX coach who runs a newfangled "spread defense" and calls his primary pass rusher a LB.

Bama fans still think it's 2012 tbh.

 

His defense didn't look terrible against an Ohio State offense that butt fucked a brent venables defense on national television. 

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21 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Is BOB so much of a sick nobody wants to work with him or did Saban tell them all he is rotating next year and if something comes up worthwhile, take it with my blessing because next year will be a shit show.

 

I can’t figure out why many staff members are leaving. Bama sites are saying Wiggins, Huff and the DB coach all have offers elsewhere right now as well...

Bama gonna Bama.  It is a Dynasty.  That said everything comes to an end.  Is that now?  Who knows.  Before the game the other night i had never seen Saban smile so big and so naturally.  I don't take that as a good sign for that guy.  I'm not callin the end but probability is obvious to everyone that he has a steep mountain to climb to get #8.  They will be top 15 for the next few years but i suspect that is not good enough in "T" town, especially when you get your legs chopped off and your pipeline gashed like today.    Combine that with BOB and its not the recipe for elite, only top 15 ish. Jmo.  

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4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The pipe dream quote was about a full staff of all star hires. We are doing about as well as possible and it’s maybe half the hires are home runs. 

only coleman is considered a stand up double

I am in a “prove it” mode on Golding. In looking into what’s out there on him, he doesn’t seem like a great communicator to me.  Like he doesn’t make things clear enough for the players, so they fuck up their assignments a lot.  I think you can trace back a lot of the Tide fans’ complaints to that root cause.  Also, in the title game, the db technique seemed pretty shaky, and that was with one of the all time great db coaches as head coach.  I’m not sure what to think about what went wrong there.  I tend to think it’s more confusion about what to do.  Again, it’s show me, but what I’ve seen so far is not inspiring me.  

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Hey. Don't sleep on Dora. She runs some antiquated concepts but she's a nails out of state recruiter and has always gotten the most out of her guys. 

and she carries a backpack full of goodies

1 minute ago, Xian said:

So banks is dating pole assassin who owns a monkey?   

Yes

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Yeah, I thought about that. Not sure. Maybe I can find a stand-in that won't embarrass me on the call.

There's hope, but it doesn't sound like much of it left.

Likely will be Karl Scott who Golding brought with him to Bama I think.

 

CB/Co-DC for Scott I would guess.

More pic of Jeff Banks' chic please.

And yay for the hires so far.

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1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Yeah, I thought about that. Not sure. Maybe I can find a stand-in that won't embarrass me on the call.

Do you still keep in close contact with eCheese? 

19 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I got an invite last week for one tomorrow morning. I don't know where that qualifies me and what will be said, but if there's anything interesting that isn't expected to stay off the public boards, I'll try to post about it. 

 

You may lose your BMD privileges, but all of the Surl will sing your praises to eternity ....

... if you do your Sark/BMD Zoom call with a little pet monkey swinging on a stripper pole, in the background.  

Does Banks’ making bank make coaches like Drayton feel underpaid?

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

only coleman is considered a stand up double

Milwee

gideon

coleman

drayton 

ournown board would have preferred to not Coleman or drayton (unless bijan was tied to drayton)

gideon is a good choice but still an up and coming coach

milwee is a young analyst getting his first real opportunity. 

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Also, she has her follower number dialed in nicely. 

36 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Fucking this. Bring Scott and have Gideon help with LBs and ST.  

I think Gideon could handle nickel and OLB

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Milwee

gideon

coleman

drayton 

ournown board would have preferred to not Coleman or drayton (unless bijan was tied to drayton)

gideon is a good choice but still an up and coming coach

milwee is a young analyst getting his first real opportunity. 

just because this board is full of morons doesn't mean you have to be

Of all of the Saban Coordinators that left for Head jobs where does this rank on amount of staff stolen? I dont think even Kirby took this many

5 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

only coleman is considered a stand up double

I am interested to see how Coleman fares without Herman micromanaging his position group. I will hold back any judgement until he gets a season to run his room and pick his recruits. 

2 minutes ago, RandomIdoit said:

Does Banks’ making bank make coaches like Drayton feel underpaid?

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4 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

More pic of Jeff Banks' chic please.

And yay for the hires so far.

Is this a thing now, spelling chick like sheik?

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Yeah, I thought about that. Not sure. Maybe I can find a stand-in that won't embarrass me on the call.

There's hope, but it doesn't sound like much of it left.

What time is the call?  I’m free tomorrow but I’ll pass if it’s early. 

3 minutes ago, RandomIdoit said:

Does Banks’ making bank make coaches like Drayton feel underpaid?

Drayton is highly paid for a RB coach because he had the assistant HC title. 

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Do you still keep in close contact with eCheese? 

I fucking hate that guy. 

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From what I’ve read on here, he’s the reason we are still in it with LJ and Blue. Maybe it won’t matter if we have a recruiting witch. 

2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Drayton is highly paid for a RB coach because he had the assistant HC title. 

Dratyon will make 650k for the 2021 season.  I do see Coleman getting a raise though.

Edited by BurntOrange&White

Sorry I’m late to the party. Is Banks going to be ST Coordinator too? If so, where does that leave Gideon’s role? Secondary coach?

9 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Bama fans still think it's 2012 tbh.

 

His defense didn't look terrible against an Ohio State offense that butt fucked a brent venables defense on national television. 

They were without Sermon. If we're going to paint the full picture. 

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Milwee

gideon

coleman

drayton 

ournown board would have preferred to not Coleman or drayton (unless bijan was tied to drayton)

gideon is a good choice but still an up and coming coach

milwee is a young analyst getting his first real opportunity. 

Drayton was considered the Best hire under Tom, don’t forget it just because we hiring all these Bama assistants. 
Drayton has done excellent since he’s been here 

1 minute ago, Chili dog said:

I fucking hate that guy. 

He's easy to hate. After he bounced out of rehab for bath salts, CTJ employed him for 2 years as his valet and hype-man. It was irritating as it was amusing. 

Just now, D3zii said:

Drayton was considered the Best hire under Tom, don’t forget it just because we hiring all these Bama assistants. 
Drayton has done excellent since he’s been here 

Ehhhhh

8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Do you still keep in close contact with eCheese? 

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4 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Of all of the Saban Coordinators that left for Head jobs where does this rank on amount of staff stolen? I dont think even Kirby took this many

Kirby took 1 and an analyst. What caused the rift was Kirby telling recruits where they stood on Alabamas recruiting board

13 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

 

Bank's agent is out there doing work (and talking to Dennis Dodd).

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4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I am interested to see how Coleman fares without Herman micromanaging his position group. I will hold back any judgement until he gets a season to run his room and pick his recruits. 

You have to think he’s a good developer...Snyder thought enough of him knowing K-State wasn’t going to get to many 4&5 stars. 

4 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Drayton was considered the Best hire under Tom, don’t forget it just because we hiring all these Bama assistants. 
Drayton has done excellent since he’s been here 

I wouldn’t say he’s been excellent. But I’m also not sure how much of his mediocrity is due to herman. Just like Coleman, the hope is things get better under sark. 
I do remember being excited about his initial hiring. 

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6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Doesn't FCB have his big scoop today

Shit is unfolding on Twitter before he can hit enter. FCB

28 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

 Now that they have a ring they are ready to get paid again.  Also, according to him, BOB wasn't gonna be a good fit with some of the staff that is leaving, specifically Flood as OL is what he claims. Not sure if he meant BOB wants someone else or the blocking schemes or what.  Also says that anyone thinking Golden leaving is a positive is out of their mind, Bama doesn't play 2008 SEC offenses anymore.

 

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I'm always leery when we inherit assistant coaches that other fanbases didn't like. The North Carolina fans warned us about Greg Davis. The Auburn fans were happy to see Herb Hand go. Ohio State fans couldn't wait to unload Tim Beck on us.  OU fans were fine about Jay Boulware coming here. On the opposite side, the South Carolina guys were bummed about losing Hutzler. When we took both Muschamp and Chizik from Auburn, the fans were pissed. The only one I can think of that didn't work out was Wickline, who the Okie Lite guys weren't happy about, but I'm not sure that anybody was going to be functional under the Strong/Watson regime. 

I know this is a stupid data point on its surface, but I think there is some validity to it. I'd rather not take Golding when the Bama fanbase is ready to run him off. I think there are better options.

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