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Just now, Michael Knight said:

Sark looks like he hasn't showered or slept in a couple of days

He invoked Prima Nocta on Pole Assassin.  

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Our esteemed quickwitted craft beer dork, @HenryJames is taking the Zoom for us tomorrow. We'll check the notes and he or I will post something if there's anything worth a shit to care about from the call.

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5 minutes ago, nycHorn said:

That interview made me almost like Cowherd. Sark is great. Easy to see why people like him. It’s a nice change.

Colin can kind of be shock jockish but he's always loved Austin and UT.  Said we were one of his favorite teams and he won't apologize for it.  Sark came off really well.

 

Back to the topic of assistant wangs, any chance Banks makes Brian Jean Mary look like Taylor Hamm?

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

They were without Sermon. If we're going to paint the full picture. 

but his defense mashed Sermon into the ground and broke him.

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Colin can kind of be shock jockish but he's always loved Austin and UT.  Said we were one of his favorite teams and he won't apologize for it.  Sark came off really well.

 

Back to the topic of assistant wangs, any chance Banks makes Brian Jean Mary look like Taylor Hamm?

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Just now, closetohumping said:

Colin can kind of be shock jockish but he's always loved Austin and UT.  Said we were one of his favorite teams and he won't apologize for it.  Sark came off

That's how I've always heard Colin.  Sure, he can criticize us, and why not after the past 10 years.  But he likes Texas and Austin and respects our place among the college bluebloods.

3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

He invoked Prima Nocta on Pole Assassin.  

I'm not sure Latin has numbers high enough for the number of nights Pole Assassin has already experienced.

Just now, South Austin said:

That's how I've always heard Colin.  Sure, he can criticize us, and why not after the past 10 years.  But he likes Texas and Austin and respects our place among the college bluebloods.

11 years. We've been in varying levels of pain for 11 years, unless you guys enjoyed the 5-7 2010 season or something.

Just now, Vertigo said:

He invoked Prima Nocta on Pole Assassin.  


He involved Prima Nocta on the entire Ohio State defensive staff’s wives and then invited the whole world to watch. They knew Devonta Smith would get the ball and he still found a way to get one of one matchups on linebackers.  He’s probably tired from all of the butt fucking he threw down Monday night. 

So I was at a deposition most of the day today, but it sounds like Banks is semi-official now.  Anyone else that wasn't semi-official yesterday?

Also, SIAP, but it looks like Charlie is out (not that he was ever going to be in):

 

 

Just now, Texas Wahoo said:

So I was at a deposition most of the day today, but it sounds like Banks is semi-official now.  Anyone else that wasn't semi-official yesterday?

Also, SIAP, but it looks like Charlie is out (not that he was ever going to be in):

 

 

I mean, it's pole assasin official

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

11 years. We've been in varying levels of pain for 11 years, unless you guys enjoyed the 5-7 2010 season or something.

Can you please remind us exactly how many months it's been?

1 minute ago, Texas Wahoo said:

So I was at a deposition most of the day today, but it sounds like Banks is semi-official now.  Anyone else that wasn't semi-official yesterday?

Also, SIAP, but it looks like Charlie is out (not that he was ever going to be in):

 

 

Well now it looks like Urban was trying to double fuck us - once for Herman and another for his old buddy Charlie.  Maybe his protege's should have been better fucking coaches.

3 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

So I was at a deposition most of the day today, but it sounds like Banks is semi-official now.  Anyone else that wasn't semi-official yesterday?

Also, SIAP, but it looks like Charlie is out (not that he was ever going to be in):

 

 

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

Is this what it's like to dominate the new cycle?

I fuckin hope so.

4 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

So I was at a deposition most of the day today, but it sounds like Banks is semi-official now.  Anyone else that wasn't semi-official yesterday?

Also, SIAP, but it looks like Charlie is out (not that he was ever going to be in):

 

 

Well there is a solid chance that Ash will join as a S coach under Meyer as well...

I will say; if we had hired Urban with that ridiculous amount of money rumored, would there be enough left over to hire this good of a staff? Are we netting positive with Sark + this staff vs an Urban + somewhat lesser position coaches and/or recruiters? Iono.

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

I will say; if we had hired Urban with that ridiculous amount of money rumored, would there be enough left over to hire this good of a staff? Are we netting positive with Sark + this staff vs an Urban + somewhat lesser position coaches and/or recruiters? Iono.


Yes. We basically offered Urban whatever he wanted. 

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

11 years. We've been in varying levels of pain for 11 years, unless you guys enjoyed the 5-7 2010 season or something.

I like how committed you are to correcting the 11 years of pain.  I usually just go with the less precise "decade."  But it is a full 11 years of futility, and no one should forget it.

12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

11 years. We've been in varying levels of pain for 11 years, unless you guys enjoyed the 5-7 2010 season or something.

I enjoyed like 7 minutes of Texas football in January 2010.

8 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

So I was at a deposition most of the day today, but it sounds like Banks is semi-official now.  Anyone else that wasn't semi-official yesterday?

Also, SIAP, but it looks like Charlie is out (not that he was ever going to be in):

 

 

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Watched the Cowherd interview. Had to pause it so I could finish cooking my fajitas but I am impressed thus far. It's nice to not have our head coach stumbling over his words and trying to sound more intelligent than the person he's speaking with. And Sark fucking nailed the question on if he had ever doubted himself. Way to let your nuts hang, Sark.

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I will say; if we had hired Urban with that ridiculous amount of money rumored, would there be enough left over to hire this good of a staff? Are we netting positive with Sark + this staff vs an Urban + somewhat lesser position coaches and/or recruiters? Iono.

Yes, yes we are.  I am now on the fk Urban train.  I hope he gets his shit pushed in by the shitty Texans.

Just now, Foosters said:

I enjoyed like 7 minutes of Texas football in January 2010.


I enjoyed beating the shit out of Georgia in the Sugar Bowl after Bevo went Prima Nocta on UGA. Then there was that one game we won under Strong.  We also sent A&M packing with a walk off loss to Derp in Kyle Field. If wasn’t completely void of good memories. 

Just now, ElChupacabra said:

Watched the Cowherd interview. Had to pause it so I could finish cooking my fajitas but I am impressed thus far. It's nice to not have our head coach stumbling over his words and trying to sound more intelligent than the person he's speaking with. And Sark fucking nailed the question on if he had ever doubted himself. Way to let your nuts hang, Sark.

+1 rep for also enjoying cooking fajitas

2 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

Don't know how Saban feels but their fans think that Golding would be addition by subtraction so they should thank us for that one!

Yeah, they are not sad at all about losing Golden. 

Just now, BachelorTrek said:

+1 rep for also enjoying cooking fajitas

I wish I could say they were homemade but time is critical this week and they were the frozen bagged chicken fajitas. Really, not too bad when you throw some spices in there. Low carb tortillas fucking suck and should be illegal but I'm giving this whole "diet" thing the old college try.

Just now, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Yeah, they are not sad at all about losing Golden. 

They also have to rationalize at least one of these losses to themselves. All the other coaches we're taking are certified bad asses and this is the only one where they actually have some possible negatives to grasp on to. 

16 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

So I was at a deposition most of the day today, but it sounds like Banks is semi-official now.  Anyone else that wasn't semi-official yesterday?

Also, SIAP, but it looks like Charlie is out (not that he was ever going to be in):

 

 

Whoa, there’s the first major indication we may have dodged a massive bullet with Meyer. Wow. 

1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

Doesn't seem like we really know the answer here. But if Saban really didn't think he was a good coach, Sark would be well aware of that. And as the OC, Sark would also be intimately aware of the defense's short comings. If he consistently thought that Golding was putting out a bad defense, I can't imagine he would consider hiring him.

Now, this just makes way too much fuckin' sense for a Surl post.

10 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I will say; if we had hired Urban with that ridiculous amount of money rumored, would there be enough left over to hire this good of a staff? Are we netting positive with Sark + this staff vs an Urban + somewhat lesser position coaches and/or recruiters? Iono.

If we got Meyer they were going to get him anyone he wanted. That's like buying a Ferrari and putting in a cloth interior. 

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

They also have to rationalize at least one of these losses to themselves. All the other coaches we're taking are certified bad asses and this is the only one where they actually have some possible negatives to grasp on to. 

Oh yeah, they aren't pleased by the others but I was saying they don't like Golden. They also think and they're probably right as long as they have Saban they're fine. 

2 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

If we got Meyer they were going to get him anyone he wanted. That's like buying a Ferrari and putting in a cloth interior. 

Seems like something we'd do though. Instead we took a budget supra and put 40k under the hood. 

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8 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Watched the Cowherd interview. Had to pause it so I could finish cooking my fajitas but I am impressed thus far. It's nice to not have our head coach stumbling over his words and trying to sound more intelligent than the person he's speaking with. And Sark fucking nailed the question on if he had ever doubted himself. Way to let your nuts hang, Sark.

Good observation.  Herman always seemed to pick his words carefully

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Seems like something we'd do though. Instead we took a budget supra and put 40k under the hood. 

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We just bought a 85 mustang and dropped a 454 in it. 

20 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

So I was at a deposition most of the day today, but it sounds like Banks is semi-official now.  Anyone else that wasn't semi-official yesterday?

Also, SIAP, but it looks like Charlie is out (not that he was ever going to be in):

 

 

That's actually a great hire for Urban and Strong both.  Strong is good coach when he doesn't have to handle anything else.

1 minute ago, ElChupacabra said:

I wish I could say they were homemade but time is critical this week and they were the frozen bagged chicken fajitas. Really, not too bad when you throw some spices in there. Low carb tortillas fucking suck and should be illegal but I'm giving this whole "diet" thing the old college try.

HEB "Mi Tienda" beef fajita meat are good when you don't have time to season/marinate your own.

I'm just increasing the workouts because I already know that it works for me specifically.

2 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

I wish I could say they were homemade but time is critical this week and they were the frozen bagged chicken fajitas. Really, not too bad when you throw some spices in there. Low carb tortillas fucking suck and should be illegal but I'm giving this whole "diet" thing the old college try.

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1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

That's actually a great hire for Urban and Strong both.  Strong is good coach when he doesn't have to handle anything else.

By handle anything else you mean coaching? 

5 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Strong is good coach when he doesn't have to handle anything else.

Like remembering his zip code?

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

I read $2 bill at first. 

Just now, Deej said:

Like remembering his zip code?

Or coin tosses.

12 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Whoa, there’s the first major indication we may have dodged a massive bullet with Meyer. Wow. 

I don't know if I would go that far. Strong as the DC at Texas would have actually been hilarious. 

Strong is a good defensive coordinator at the right place. I'm not sure he'd have been a good one in the Big 12. As evidenced because I'm sure he took the reins multiple times in his career here.

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9 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

That's actually a great hire for Urban and Strong both.  Strong is good coach when he doesn't have to handle anything else.

FIFY

Just now, closetohumping said:

Or what role he offered wickline

That was on Patterson trying to be a cheap ass. 

2 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

That was on Patterson trying to be a cheap ass. 

That fucker was the worst AD of all time. Such a dumb shit.

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