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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

 

Allegedly, Taylor Hamm thinks the dude is rolling with a Milton Berle-level hog.

I have no knowledge of what a reference to Uncle Milty’s junk means and I refuse to google it!

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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2 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Somebody help me out here. How the hell do I reply to someone without quoting them. Is there a reply button I'm not seeing? Or am I supposed to just "@" them?

Go to the top left where you see your user name with the dropdown arrow beside it. Click it and go all he way down to "Sign Out" and select that.

 

16 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Who was the last QB drafted with one full year of play? Genuinely curious. 

Matt Cassel?

42 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I don't know if I would go that far. Strong as the DC at Texas would have actually been hilarious. 

ok, Red.

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I have no knowledge of what a reference to Uncle Milty’s junk means and I refuse to google it!

He lost a leg in World War I, but never had use for a cane.

23 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Who was the last QB drafted with one full year of play? Genuinely curious. 

Didn’t Mac Jones start in 2019 when Tua missed a ton of games?

If so, does he have more starts than Tua? (While also being much taller, having two more years in the film room and two healthy hips.)

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3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

There's hope, but it doesn't sound like much of it left.

Nahlin either drinking your milkshake or y'all are talking to the same folks. 

 

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9 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I have no knowledge of what a reference to Uncle Milty’s junk means and I refuse to google it!

It's even vaguely referenced on his wikipedia page. See also: Don Johnson.

3 hours ago, Viper said:

fuck baylor

And Cal

So I was at a deposition most of the day today, but it sounds like Banks is semi-official now.  Anyone else that wasn't semi-official yesterday?
Also, SIAP, but it looks like Charlie is out (not that he was ever going to be in):
 
 
bwahahahahahahahaha at least he got Whataburger damnit
2 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Nahlin either drinking your milkshake or y'all are talking to the same folks. 

 

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I would like to see this happen just to see everyone bag on Satya for his "every. single. year." post re: Raymond.

15 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Somebody help me out here. How the hell do I reply to someone without quoting them. Is there a reply button I'm not seeing? Or am I supposed to just "@" them?

Very easy:

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1 minute ago, Octavian said:

I would like to see this happen just to see everyone bag on Satya for his "every. single. year." post re: Raymond.

Somebody posted a timeline of the whole two times he has been approached and that only last a couple of days each time. The fact that we are on week 2 of him being a possibility means the interest is very real

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The Urban thread brought a bunch of new posters who think this is fucking 4chan for longhorns or something. I've been on the internets since 1997 and have successfully avoided seeing shit like that.

It's getting to the point where this site is going to need actual moderation and shit like minimum rep to post links/pics. 

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Yes, yes we are.  I am now on the fk Urban train.  I hope he gets his shit pushed in by the shitty Texans.
well he is in jacksonville. a shithole (with whataburger) full of drunken sailors and their whores
I wish I could say they were homemade but time is critical this week and they were the frozen bagged chicken fajitas. Really, not too bad when you throw some spices in there. Low carb tortillas fucking suck and should be illegal but I'm giving this whole "diet" thing the old college try.
no such thing as chicken fajitas. ug nasty.
4 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Didn’t Mac Jones start in 2019 when Tua missed a ton of games?

If so, does he have more starts than Tua? (While also being much taller, having two more years in the film room and two healthy hips.)

Tua was the leading passer in 9 games and Jones was the leading passer in 4. So not equal time, but Jones got snaps in some of Tua’s games. 

He also seems to have a “student of the game” vibe, and not just because he’s white. He waited, waited, learned the game, filled in the void, the got the keys and performed exceptionally well. 

He may be a reach as a first rounder, but he seems to have future starter potential and won’t be an attitude question. 

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1 hour ago, ElChupacabra said:
I wish I could say they were homemade but time is critical this week and they were the frozen bagged chicken fajitas. Really, not too bad when you throw some spices in there. Low carb tortillas fucking suck and should be illegal but I'm giving this whole "diet" thing the old college try.

no such thing as chicken fajitas. ug nasty.

We're gonna have to agree to disagree on that one. Steak is obviously superior but chicken in a good citrus marinade is excellent. Bacon wrapped shrimp fajitas will always be the best for me though.

1 minute ago, MrPhlegm said:

no such thing as chicken fajitas. ug nasty.

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11 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Nahlin either drinking your milkshake or y'all are talking to the same folks. 

 

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Banks was "possible but unlikely" up until five hours ago. I'm still holding out hope.

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

I hope this is our DC.

1 minute ago, Octavian said:

I would like to see this happen just to see everyone bag on Satya for his "every. single. year." post re: Raymond.

We should all feel bad for Satya. If there's one thing as certain as a sunrise, it's that poor Satya probably hasn't been able to get an erection since Sark started announcing staff members. That poor motherfucker might not even be able to jerk off until Spring, and only then if there's a rash of injuries. 

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Shieeetttt... are we getting our guy?

1 hour ago, jinx said:

I like how committed you are to correcting the 11 years of pain.  I usually just go with the less precise "decade."  But it is a full 11 years of futility, and no one should forget it.

Never Forget! We endured a lot.  
I really feel bad for my (just turning) 21 y.o. son who is a Junior at UT.  He got into watching the longhorn around the age of 8. So about 2008 season.  He’s endured the worst 10(11) years of Texas football probably ever preceded by a couple of good/great but disappointing seasons.  He’s still hopeful, he’s still a fan.  I think he reads this thread so... Hi Son! Some things said on surly aren’t meant for others (mom) to see.   

1 minute ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

I will not let myself get excited for Pruitt, I will not let myself get excited for Pruitt, I will not

 

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Just now, Teamdirtyleg said:

Never Forget! We endured a lot.  
I really feel bad for my (just turning) 21 y.o. son who is a Junior at UT.  He got into watching the longhorn around the age of 8. So about 2008 season.  He’s endured the worst 10(11) years of Texas football probably ever preceded by a couple of good/great but disappointing seasons.  He’s still hopeful, he’s still a fan.  I think he reads this thread so... Hi Son! Some things said on surly aren’t meant for others (mom) to see.   

Sayeth the poster with the username Teamdirtyleg 😂

10 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

The Urban thread brought a bunch of new posters who think this is fucking 4chan for longhorns or something. I've been on the internets since 1997 and have successfully avoid seeing shit like that. It's getting to the point where this site is going to need actual moderation and shit like minimum rep to post pics. 

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6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Oh for fuck's sake, just in time for night crew to come in and post 47 pages of worthless shit that we will all have to wade through tomorrow.

Those feet could have their own zip code. My Lord.
why is it wearing a mask. idoit
58 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

La tortilla factory low carb tortillas.............Best by far I have ever eaten, like them better than regular tortillas believe it or not. I despise almost all low carb tortillas TBH.

The tortilla factory tortillas at Whole Foods in the refrigerated section are the tits. Best I have ever had, I dont think those are the low carb ones though. 

Sark traded the rights to Pruitt for Banks and Golding

 

 

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Has FCB posted the Insider article he was hyping up yesterday?

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Just now, FloridaHorn said:

Oh for fuck's sake, just in time for night crew to come in and post 47 pages of worthless shit that we will all have to wade through tomorrow.

There is no day crew or night crew. We have one team and it's Team Surly. We have to join Sark in the movement of aligning ourselves together to better the program. #AllGasNoBrakes.

43 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Ugh. Disagree. They're too rubbery/chewy. Mission's Low Carb wheat tortillas ftw.

 

Same.

I have no knowledge of what a reference to Uncle Milty’s junk means and I refuse to google it!
uncle miltie had an anaconda
attached to his groinal area.
2 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Has FCB posted the Insider article he was hyping up yesterday?

Not yet

1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Probably shouldn't ask me.  I married a stripper and have a kid that went to aggy

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2 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Probably shouldn't ask me.  I married a stripper and have a kid that went to aggy

So the kid obviously took their intelligence from the mother's side.

4 minutes ago, 90's_Horn said:

Sayeth the poster with the username Teamdirtyleg 😂

Well, Username isnt MarriedaDirtyLeg.  I guess I’ve long been retired

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41 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

I feel better about Sark based on the staff he's putting together. That said, let's not kid ourselves about Sark vs Urban. Saban and Urban are 1a and 1b in terms of college coach rankings. Maybe Sark has learned his lessons and will be compared to those guys some day, but as of now he's several rungs below Urban. There are plenty of reasons to not hire Urban, but the product on the field isn't one of them.

Post ignored. Koolaid in veins injected. Confirmation bias in favor of Sark engaged. Delusion in full force. Let’s ride!

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