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6 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:
43 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:
Those feet could have their own zip code. My Lord.

why is it wearing a mask. idoit

There's a lot wrong in that picture. The mask, nekkid hobbit, Bernie sticker, trash ass salt and the backsplash is hideous.

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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4 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Probably shouldn't ask me.  I married a stripper and have a kid that went to aggy

Welp. <“There you have it gif”>

1 minute ago, FloridaHorn said:

So the kid obviously took their intelligence from the mother's side.

Or its decision making from its dad.

We're gonna have to agree to disagree on that one. Steak is obviously superior but chicken in a good citrus marinade is excellent. Bacon wrapped shrimp fajitas will always be the best for me though.
it IS NOT fajitas. fajitas is the diaphram muscle of the bovine. the name you want is chicken tacos al carbon. no shrimp fajitas either.
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8 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:
23 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:
We're gonna have to agree to disagree on that one. Steak is obviously superior but chicken in a good citrus marinade is excellent. Bacon wrapped shrimp fajitas will always be the best for me though.

it IS NOT fajitas. fajitas is the diaphram muscle of the bovine. the name you want is chicken tacos al carbon. bo shrimp fajitas either.

I think I'm gonna go get some sausage kolaches.

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Just now, IDIOTsavant said:

Or its decision making from its dad.

Likes females who regularly crawl on all fours and bleat when you put them in restraints?

1 hour ago, BachelorTrek said:

I had a classmate that shoehorned (literally) a short-block 454 into a '76 Chevy Vega.  LULZ

Is your classmate Joe Martin? 

3 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Probably shouldn't ask me.  I married a stripper and have a kid that went to aggy

I did not marry a stripper and still have a kid that went to ATM. I'm trying to figure out which of us did it worse.

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

That Pruitt news is from a fake account.

Not only that, the fucking guy wouldn't pass a compliance check at Texas any time in our lifetimes. Bo Davis struggled to get across the finish line. We probably don't even want to know what the fuck they're finding with Raymond. People here think Jeremy fucking Pruitt, being run out of Knoxville on a rail for what sounds like a steaming pile of violations, is going to waltz immediately onto the staff at Texas? Right. 

Pruitt is a true dumbass, btw. He was shown the way to cheat at Bama. So he goes to Tennessee and instead just starts slinging money in every direction without any discretion. I guess he saw Kirby Smart doing the same at Georgia with impunity, so he figured "why not?" Well, the why not is that if you don't win like Smart at UGA, you're setting yourself up for an easy fucking trapdoor at Tennessee, dipshit.

6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

That Pruitt news is from a fake account.

Sunovabitch!

10 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

I will not let myself get excited for Pruitt, I will not let myself get excited for Pruitt, I will not

I’m not going to invest too much in researching this guy until it seems like it could be a real thing, but who knows what his track record is against spread offenses like OU’s (and now ours) that put defenders in constant conflict?  I mean he seems like a meathead, and based on the incomplete picture I have of him I’d go full contrarian and take the known flaws of Ash over him right now.

9 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Probably shouldn't ask me.  I married a stripper and have a kid that went to aggy

NeverFatherAnAggy

My bad, I figured all threads in Surly-Land were like the Urban legend thread.  
I'll try to tame things down a half notch when posting.  

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I did not marry a stripper and still have a kid that went to ATM. I'm trying to figure out which of us did it worse.

 

What type of meat judging did she choose for a career?

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

My bad, I figured all threads in Surly-Land were like the Urban legend thread.  
I'll try to tame things down a half notch when posting.  

Were there a bunch of images of naked dudes being posted on the Urban thread? No. Shut the fuck up, stop posting for a while, maybe pay attention, and maybe you'll learn a few things. 

3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

My bad, I figured all threads in Surly-Land were like the Urban legend thread.  
I'll try to tame things down a half notch when posting.  

this guy stinks you stink GIF

5 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:
19 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:
We're gonna have to agree to disagree on that one. Steak is obviously superior but chicken in a good citrus marinade is excellent. Bacon wrapped shrimp fajitas will always be the best for me though.

it IS NOT fajitas. fajitas is the diaphram muscle of the bovine. the name you want is chicken tacos al carbon. bo shrimp fajitas either.

I'll relay your sentiments to the 194,735 Messican restaurants in Texas. Standby for feedback.

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Just now, FloridaHorn said:

What type of meat judging did she choose for a career?

I believe the politically correct way to put what she does is that she works with retards. 

Just now, FloridaHorn said:

What type of meat judging did she choose for a career?

I'm just glad this wasn't directed at neverymarryastripper.

From Vol Nation regarding Pruit

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Big Update: I hear that Pruitt went straight from interviews regarding NCAA to a meeting with AD, their internal counsel, and his private counsel.
 

Agree he will no way pass compliance, but he does add another name to put out there for other openings if we poach their DC

Just now, closetojumping said:

I believe the politically correct way to put what she does is that she works with retards. 

So she became a professor at atm?  

2 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:
12 minutes ago, 90 said:
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italian. not native merican

Sicilian. LULZ

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13 minutes ago, 90 said:
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italian. not native merican

 

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imagine getting worked up about the definition of fajitas instead of just enjoying every kind.

this is like the people who are snooty about people calling it champagne vs cava vs prosecco vs sparkling wine

9 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

I think I'm gonna go get some some sausage kolaches.

make sure you wash it down with some Scotch Whiskey

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Pruitt is a true dumbass, btw. He was shown the way to cheat at Bama. So he goes to Tennessee and instead just starts slinging money in every direction without any discretion. I guess he saw Kirby Smart doing the same at Georgia with impunity, so he figured "why not?" Well, the why not is that if you don't win like Smart at UGA, you're setting yourself up for an easy fucking trapdoor at Tennessee, dipshit.

Bagmen.  So easy, a Hugh Freeze can do it.

Mark Emmert looking around the SEC like:

 

4 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

I think CTJ said Banks told his ex-wife that he didn't want to have anything to do with the kids in the divorce.

So, Banks for Austin City Council?

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

I believe the politically correct way to put what she does is that she works with retards. 

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8 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Is your classmate Joe Martin? 

LULZ, nope.

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I believe the politically correct way to put what she does is that she works with retards. 

So she stayed at A&M? No wonder you are salty about it...

30 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Somebody posted a timeline of the whole two times he has been approached and that only last a couple of days each time. The fact that we are on week 2 of him being a possibility means the interest is very real

One of those times was aggy so... one whole time.

I think I'm gonna go get some some sausage kolaches.
yes! cant get those in orlando. gotta make my own.
fortunately i got the recipes

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4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Were there a bunch of images of naked dudes being posted on the Urban thread? No. Shut the fuck up, stop posting for a while, maybe pay attention, and maybe you'll learn a few things. 

In fairness, many of us were hoping to see a video of Futureman.

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I believe the politically correct way to put what she does is that she works with retards. 

What's @immamac paying her to moderate?

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I believe the politically correct way to put what she does is that she works with retards. 

Some of her students post here on Surly. 6th Street, MarkStanco, and Bobby Batronic just to name a few. 

Would Pruitt be a candidate for an analyst role if he’s to hot for an on-field coach?

19 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

uncle miltie had an anaconda
attached to his groinal area.

Some asshole posted a gif of it last night.

I'll relay your sentiments to the 194,735 Messican restaurants in Texas. Standby for feedback.
shucking the rubes
1 minute ago, Beef said:

Would Pruitt be a candidate for an analyst role if he’s to hot for an on-field coach?

not if he gets a show cause

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I noticed that, especially if Golding and Scott are hired, Texas will have a staff with a lot of Louisiana ties. Louisiana's 2022 class is supposed to be loaded at the top, and it's a potential transition class for LSU

Terry Joseph

- Grew up in New Orleans

- Played college ball at Northwestern State 

- Coached high school ball for seven years in the New Orleans area

- One year as a grad assistant at LSU

- Three years coaching at Louisiana Tech

Bo Davis

- Played at LSU for four years

- Grad assistant at LSU for three years

- Assistant strength and conditioning coach at LSU for four years

Pete Golding

- Grew up in Hammond

- Coached at Southeastern for two years

Karl Scott

- Coached at Southeastern for three years

- Coached at Louisiana Tech for one year 

If in the unlikely event we land Raymond, this increases

imagine getting worked up about the definition of fajitas instead of just enjoying every kind.
this is like the people who are snooty about people calling it champagne vs cava vs prosecco vs sparkling wine
prosecco $4.50 a fifth at costco. its tasty

What a great day. Sark is going to wreck shit. You love to see all of these guys coming with him from Alabama not because they're from Alabama, but because they're choosing Sark over Saban. Clearly the guy made a positive impression on these coaches. So he's smart. He's not a fuckface like our last coach. And he knows the stage.

First time I've been excited about Texas football since the Georgia game. 

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I believe the politically correct way to put what she does is that she works with retards. 

And now I know how it feels to spew hot coffee through one's nose.   Not great, Bob.

16 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

it IS NOT fajitas. fajitas is the diaphram muscle of the bovine. the name you want is chicken tacos al carbon. no shrimp fajitas either.

This post is the sphincter muscle of the bovine.

Just now, Texasrocks said:

This post is the sphincter muscle of the bovine.

So the hotdog?

4 minutes ago, Beef said:

Would Pruitt be a candidate for an analyst role if he’s to hot for an on-field coach?

You want to get a dumbass that's responsible for what sounds like is one of the biggest cheating scandals of the last decade involved with the behind the scenes machinations of the Texas football program? Strong move. 

1 minute ago, SimkinsMan said:

What a great day. Sark is going to wreck shit. You love to see all of these guys coming with him from Alabama not because they're from Alabama, but because they're choosing Sark over Saban. Clearly the guy made a positive impression on these coaches. So he's smart. He's not a fuckface like our last coach. And he knows the stage.

First time I've been excited about Texas football since the Georgia game. 

Not to be Devil's advocate but I don't think they're necessarily choosing Sark over Saban. I think they're choosing more money over Saban. Which is fine.

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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

11 years. We've been in varying levels of pain for 11 years, unless you guys enjoyed the 5-7 2010 season or something.

We could be A&M

 

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Some asshole posted a gif of it last night.
it wasn't yellow. and it kept kosher so no dogs.

penn gillete has it in a LARGE jar in fromaldehyde in his study in vegas.
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