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37 minutes ago, Voluminous Banality said:

So kind of like this thread.

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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2 minutes ago, bornbama1 said:

As much as I hate to see Bama lose coaches, it has become a yearly thing. The alternative to not losing coaches is having such crappy team/coaches that no one wants them. Thankfully as a Bama fan I have to go back fifteen years to remember that.

 

That’s what Texas fans have endured for decades.

1 minute ago, bornbama1 said:

As much as I hate to see Bama lose coaches, it has become a yearly thing. The alternative to not losing coaches is having such crappy team/coaches that no one wants them. Thankfully as a Bama fan I have to go back fifteen years to remember that.

 

oh, trust me. around here we know all about that

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7 minutes ago, bornbama1 said:

As much as I hate to see Bama lose coaches, it has become a yearly thing. The alternative to not losing coaches is having such crappy team/coaches that no one wants them. Thankfully as a Bama fan I have to go back fifteen years to remember that.

 

Yea, yea, yea, we know. Eat shit. 

5 minutes ago, bornbama1 said:

As much as I hate to see Bama lose coaches, it has become a yearly thing. The alternative to not losing coaches is having such crappy team/coaches that no one wants them. Thankfully as a Bama fan I have to go back fifteen years to remember that.

 

Can you remember a year it being as many as this? If Golding comes, I’d imagine Scott is too. That would be Sark, Banks, Flood, Golding, Scott with Burns looking at HC spots.  Plus Milwee and Strong leaving the analyst group (that one probably is a revolving door though) 

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

While I'm glad I didn't have to watch a puppy die after opening this thread in the morning, can you fuckers take the "who invented fajitas" bullshit elsewhere?

Seeing your “fuck you” neg on every fajita post was the highlight of my morning man. I must be fucked up from surly for that to have made me laugh so hard. 

13 hours ago, hookem48 said:

Some Pussy Just South of Town cookbook. nice

Lots of tuna recipes?

FYI: SARK will be on Dan Patrick Show this morning... Peacock Network and Radio....

5 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

he's doing a good job with that account

Chuck f'n strong was the best, but he's certainly better than with tomtheherman

15 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Atlanta made a head coach offer to Arthur Smith.  So if he takes the job, that will get the ball rolling on which assistants will stay or go.

I think a lot of you were hoping for Tosh.

https://sports.yahoo.com/report-falcons-offer-arthur-smith-130712840.html

Didn't the Titans just SUCK on offense last week -- only 13pts at home against the Ravens ??

Arthur Smith seems like a mistake right??

Just now, Kanly said:

Chuck f'n strong was the best, but he's certainly better than with tomtheherman

tomtheherman had some good shit early on, but seems once he got a little political his attitude had changed a bit.

Chuck is the best. Still the best. 

8 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Epps has been working hard, apparently. Maybe Sark told him he doesn't allow pussies who can't beat 5"9 DB'S on the team and it motivated him. 

In for 200.  Epps is a prime example of great measurables but not having the will or desire to be great.  He's a prototype TE in the pros. Jeff Banks will coach the shit out of him or he will hit the portal.

 

He also reminds me of seeing a guy who is athletic and 7’ tall.  If dude had a hook shot, he would be on a court somewhere getting paid..if Epps can figure it out, our TE room is scary good

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Didn't the Titans just SUCK on offense last week -- only 13pts at home against the Ravens ??

Arthur Smith seems like a mistake right??

Yah, a mistake based on that one performance in the playoffs last week. Christ. 

Dude is regarded as one of the better coordinator's in the league, doing a great job with Ryan Tannehill.

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From Bobby:

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Inside Texas has learned that Texas player personnel director Derek Chang has been relieved of his duties as of yesterday.

Chang, a Texas alum, worked with Tom Herman at Ohio State and Houston before returning to Austin. He oversaw several highly rated recruiting classes and was partially responsible for the improved talent-level in Austin during his tenure.

New coach Steve Sarkisian is said to be considering rearranging the entire off-field personnel department for Texas football to more closely resemble that of Alabama

 

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Didn't the Titans just SUCK on offense last week -- only 13pts at home against the Ravens ??

Arthur Smith seems like a mistake right??

Kyle Shanahan was infamous for his gameplan in the Super Bowl, and he's doing fine in Sam Francisco (the injuries aren't his fault)

Burton says player personnel director Derek Chang was let go

Just now, RGBIII said:

Burton says player personnel director Derek Chang was let go

Who's Bama's director?

22 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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What Arnett did at Mississippi State was impressive.  Leach's offense bogged down a ton during the year and had lots of 3-and-outs and they still held people in check for the most part.  And he runs plenty of 4 man fronts.

Good luck to him.  Sounds like he did a good job while he was here. 

Just now, UncleBuck said:

Who's Bama's director?

And can we money whip them too?

2 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Yah, a mistake based on that one performance in the playoffs last week. Christ. 

Dude is regarded as one of the better coordinator's in the league, doing a great job with Ryan Tannehill.

Yeah, but Derek Henry and a good OL makes play calling pretty easy.  Will be interesting to see how he does in Atlanta --maybe you end up being right.  

Just now, Kanly said:

And can we money whip them too?

I believe we can, with the money left over from what had been committed to Shelley Meyer's giant spin class facility. 

5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Yeah, but Derek Henry and a good OL makes play calling pretty easy.  Will be interesting to see how he does in Atlanta --maybe you end up being right.  

Not just me. A lot of people like him as a HC.

Hell, Vrabel hasn't done a bad job as HC there. AFC Championship game already... his one season as DC in Houston was complete ass.

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49 minutes ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

Can you remember a year it being as many as this? If Golding comes, I’d imagine Scott is too. That would be Sark, Banks, Flood, Golding, Scott with Burns looking at HC spots.  Plus Milwee and Strong leaving the analyst group (that one probably is a revolving door though) 

Butch jones too.  Applewhite i think was an analyst as well.

33 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

FYI: SARK will be on Dan Patrick Show this morning... Peacock Network and Radio....

John Bianco is a gem. Sark getting everywhere 

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

From Bobby:

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Inside Texas has learned that Texas player personnel director Derek Chang has been relieved of his duties as of yesterday.

Chang, a Texas alum, worked with Tom Herman at Ohio State and Houston before returning to Austin. He oversaw several highly rated recruiting classes and was partially responsible for the improved talent-level in Austin during his tenure.

New coach Steve Sarkisian is said to be considering rearranging the entire off-field personnel department for Texas football to more closely resemble that of Alabama

 

Chang will land on his feet... 

Feels like SARK wants clean slate -- good way to root out any possible future leaks by removing former staff.

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Chang will land on his feet... 

Feels like SARK wants clean slate -- good way to root out any possible future leaks by removing former staff.

Doesn't have anything to do with leaks. Coaches generally want their own guy for this position.

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

I like his bangs

does he list them? That's badass

Anyone have an idea what the "Alabama model" looks like?

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Just now, TexasFan21 said:

Anyone have an idea what the "Alabama model" looks like?

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1 minute ago, TexasFan21 said:

Anyone have an idea what the "Alabama model" looks like?

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Anyone have an idea what the "Alabama model" looks like?

An alabama model is usually posed disgustingly seductive on a charred couch with her half brother Darryl.
1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Doesn't have anything to do with leaks. Coaches generally want their own guy for this position.

Gotta disagree here -- lots of bullshit leaks to $9.95ers on "The Forty Acres" right now. 

So while SARK also wants his own folks, he also understands that especially within his recruiting department he needs to protect his information.

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

Who?  What does a Chief of Staff for a football program do, other than like a ton of tweets about Miami sports teams (based on his twitter account).

48 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

FYI: SARK will be on Dan Patrick Show this morning... Peacock Network and Radio....

Looks like at top of the hour... so probably 9am cst

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