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1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

lol, do you know where you are?

surly- we ran a train on your mom last night

poster- my mom died last week, thanks a lot asshole

surly- no wonder it was so dry hahahahaha

 

seriously, everything is fair game here

This. “If you are easily offended, this might not be the place for you”. The best of 2020 mantras. 

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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Just now, horn_of_the_morning said:

What's the holdup on the official announcement for sarrk?

No clue. 

10 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Whittington tweeted earlier something to the effect of "better keep Drayton and Coleman" and I know Drayton and Bijan are close. For that alone I think you have to keep Drayton. I'd think Ash and anyone of the defensive staff who wants to stay merit consideration, but I know Ash is Herman's bro so that could be awkward. If I could pick one coach on D to stay it'd be Hutzler. What he did with the LBs this year was pretty crazy given that they basically weren't coached under Orlando, and he recruited well despite the dumpster fire on the field.

It's up to Sark to make them understand that Del Frisco's is an upgrade from Outback.

What's the holdup on the official announcement for sarrk?

Waiting till later in the CFB day to get more PR.
5 minutes ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

What's the holdup on the official announcement for sarrk?

Not happy hour yet.

If his first call for DC isn’t to Muschamp, it should be to Kevin Steele. Steele has done as good a job as anyone defending spread offenses when has the type of players like we will on the DL, and is a relentless recruiter. 

Corey Raymond is a possibility.

For DC? Otherwise I don’t see why a LA native/ LSU alum who’s been in Louisiana nearly his whole career takes a lateral move to Texas. And of course, hard sell as a DC hire with no experience.

If his first call isn't to find an AA sponsor in Austin, we're all gonna need a lot of TUMS.

Would he be expected to call plays too, or hire a play caller so he can focus on the big picture?

12 minutes ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

What's the holdup on the official announcement for sarrk?

CDC in post orgasm bliss from the basketball win. Gotta recharge for round 2

4 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

If his first call isn't to find an AA sponsor in Austin, we're all gonna need a lot of TUMS.

He will have a spon..er, Assistant Head Coach to help him.

4 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

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I would be down with those staff first picks.The only question mark for me is Bo Davis and the unknown of Milwee. Also no Mike Stoope.

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4 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

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IF THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS MIKE STOOPS ON THE TEXAS SIDLINES I WILL COMMIT SEPPUKU. The amount of shit we will get from OU fans would be unbearable. 

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CDC in post orgasm bliss from the basketball win. Gotta recharge for round 2

Swear to god if Texas employs Mike Stoops

fuck no on the Fredo of the Stoops family

 
IF THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS MIKE STOOPS ON THE TEXAS SIDLINES I WILL COMMIT SEPPUKU. The amount of shit we will get from OU fans would be unbearable. 

Employing Mike Stoops would be a fireable offense and I’m not remotely joking.
4 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

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Complete conjecture.  No way he knows anything about the future staff. 

The Stoops (all but Bob) were at Arizona the same time as CDC so there is some familiarity there 

11 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

Would he be expected to call plays too, or hire a play caller so he can focus on the big picture?

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Just logged on and found out Turtle Tom has been fired and we are targeting Sark? Please tell me this is some kind of joke. 

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I've never stopped loving Will Muschamp. #nohomo

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Here is my hope if we missed out on Meyer.  Use the money to hire the absolutely best staff college football can buy

 

HC:  Sark 

OC:  Tony Elliot.  Pay him 3 million.  
RB:  Samples for the duncanville and Dallas pipeline 

WR:  Tee Martin

TE:  Tim Brester/Jeff Banks

OL:  offer the Bama coach 1 mil... whatever. It’s time we stop fucking around and get the best OL coach

 

DL: Giles And Lupoi

LB:  Huztler

CB:  Cory Raymond

DC and Safety:  Muschamp

 

if we couldn’t convince Meyer with 12 mil, use that and buy the best staff, best recruiters, and best bagmen.  

 

33 minutes ago, Boogaloo said:

As I mentioned in the other thread, Ive heard the names Sumlin, Norm Chow and June Jones being tossed around. I know Chow is available since the XFL folded and has history with Sark at SC , no idea if Jones or Sumlin have history with Sark

Norm Chow and June Jones?  Is Bill Walsh not available?

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Norm Chow and June Jones?  Is Bill Walsh not available?

Chow and Jones for analysts. Time to go hog wild on hiring ex coaches as analysts 

16 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

If his first call for DC isn’t to Muschamp, it should be to Kevin Steele. Steele has done as good a job as anyone defending spread offenses when has the type of players like we will on the DL, and is a relentless recruiter. 

No way on Steele. He was back stabbing Malzahn all year. I wouldn't bring him onto the staff.

10 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

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Sounds good except for Mike Fucking Stoops. Fuck that fucker.

 

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Norm Chow and June Jones?  Is Bill Walsh not available?

They tried to resurrect Ernie Zampese

Fuck no to Mike Stoops. Muschamp would be a home run. Gerry Hamilton said Lupoi was unlikely, which would really suck. Colbert would be great for receivers, Banks would be big. Coach Boom needs to happen

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

I get confused when y'all say "fat Ketch."  Is there another Ketch?

Big Hungry Geoff?

15 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

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i'm hoping he has some read on the current coaches that would be retained.  this part of it pleases me.  the rest is pure speculation and should be treated as such.

This guy is 47-35 as a head coach. 

Go back to sleep.
21 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


For DC? Otherwise I don’t see why a LA native/ LSU alum who’s been in Louisiana nearly his whole career takes a lateral move to Texas. And of course, hard sell as a DC hire with no experience.

He likes Austin. he'd come

 

8 minutes ago, victory88 said:

Here is my hope if we missed out on Meyer.  Use the money to hire the absolutely best staff college football can buy

 

 

If we overpay Sarkesian, I will vomit.

And this advice above.

Head coach just needs to be a fancy name and a good motivator and be able to listen to his coaching staff.

Coaching staff = the gears

Fuck no to Mike Stoops. Muschamp would be a home run. Gerry Hamilton said Lupoi was unlikely, which would really suck. Colbert would be great for receivers, Banks would be big. Coach Boom needs to happen

Watch out Colbert bringing Bru

In fact, we should just trade Herman to Alabama for Sark and save a few bucks.

Siap...
 
"Support staff." Does that include coordinators?

saw a tweet that Muschamp followed CDC on Twitter today. He is but idk how to tell when that happened

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3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Siap...

 

Adios Casey Horney

2 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:
5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:
Siap...
 

"Support staff." Does that include coordinators?

No that is BC and others I believe. No caoches

5 minutes ago, Texas Flood said:


Watch out Colbert bringing Bru

Colbert and the Bama OL coach would be a nice pair of recruiting "fuck you"s

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