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Just now, RGBIII said:

Sounds like podcast episode 3 talk.....

Podcast episode 1 was fire.

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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3 hours ago, Jack Wilson said:

I can remember when '6 or 7 large' meant thousands. Times, they are a'changin'. 

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18 minutes ago, PsychMike said:

Nobody has to be an NFL guy to consider the following fundamental principle: never assume that a coordinator of a very successful unit is great (OC or DC) if their Head Coach is known to be great at that same position. ...

 

So... we are fucked with Golding?

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Sounds like podcast episode 3 talk.....

Just subscribed. Better be good!

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3 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

So... we are fucked with Golding?

Idk.  Held ND to 14, with 7 of that coming in the final drive of garbage time.  Held tOSU to 24 which is 20 below their average.  Yes, the Lane Kiffin killed them, as did the Dan Mullen.

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Idk.  Held ND to 14, with 7 of that coming in the final drive of garbage time.  Held tOSU to 24 which is 20 below their average.  Yes, the Lane Kiffin killed them, as did the Dan Mullen.

And 7 of the tOSU points came from a short field after an Alabama turnover.

4 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

So... we are fucked with Golding?

Ah, but it's arguable whether Golding's Alabama unit was "very successful" so it doesn't apply.

Just kidding, that is a fair enough consideration but Golding does have DC experience outside of Saban's orbit. It's not extensive or at a high competition level but still. Saban identified him and hired him from the outside as opposed to Patricia who worked his way up inside of Belichick's system for years.

4 hours ago, Poe It Up said:

The one and only Jason Higdon. 

 

So Urban Meyer, who has never spent one single day in the NFL, is going to hire Scott Linehan and Chris Ash to be his coordinators?

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Wondering if maybe we didn't dodge a bullet there. (I'm kidding. For the most part.)

If we are going to throw out unsubstantiated rumors about NFL guys for DC, why not Raheem Morris? He at least coached with Sark at Atlanta. He actually switched over to being WR coach while Sarkisian was OC there despite a long history on the other side of the ball. And he's currently unemployed. 

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1 hour ago, bullzak said:

Understood but all that time OU kicked our ass their safeties never had to show their backs to our QB. Never. Just crowded the line so we could run or throw short passes into a stacked box. Predictably bad results. 

Way too easy to scheme unless you have witches at QB. 

 

It was so bad that they crowded the line when there was 97 yards of open field

 

40 minutes ago, PsychMike said:

Nobody has to be an NFL guy to consider the following fundamental principle: never assume that a coordinator of a very successful unit is great (OC or DC) if their Head Coach is known to be great at that same position. For Matt Patricia, his Head Coach is not only an excellent defensive mind, but he is known for directing practice to cover everything that he thinks is important. Here is a great example of of Belichick's influence on one of the most significant defensive plays in Super Bowl history (note that the defensive coordinator is not mentioned in this passage):

 

This is why I'd be extremely leery of hiring Eric Bieniemy as I'm starting to see posts online about wondering why the Eagles aren't interested or Urban gets the nod for Jacksonville and Bieniemy doesn't have an interview even.

15 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

And 7 of the tOSU points came from a short field after an Alabama turnover.

And OSU had 7 points taken from them when the WR's foot was clearly in bounds.

I shit all over the Sark hire initially, but he's done went and got my hopes up.

1 hour ago, TexasEd said:

What was the top 3 routes for Greg Davis? My guess is

Curl, WR Screen, and 5 yard out on 3rd and 7.

All of those with DJ Monroe on the sideline

 

 

47 minutes ago, NoName said:

i got you!

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7 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

 

It was so bad that they crowded the line when there was 97 yards of open field

 

Triggered

Dan Lanning would be a fantastic choice. He fits the aggressive mindset that Sark would want for sure. 

6 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:



do we like this? I haven't really watched Georgia to be quite honest.

https://247sports.com/coach/Dan-Lanning-3823/

He is a really good recruiter but he has way less experience than Golding at DC. It feels like a little bit of a risky hire to me, but he is a nice compromise between Tosh and Golding 

4 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I shit all over the Sark hire initially, but he's done went and got my hopes up.

same.  I'm giddy about the pole assassin/monkey/Banks saga, I'm not even sure I care what happens on the field at this point

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

There's fuck all else to run with. Even designated mouthpiece FCB is just running reheated regurgitations cud.

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19 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Home shopping should be interesting

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Lanning would be a HR. Really good LB coach and recruiter. Runs a multiple defense. This year Georgia allowed 24 or less points to every opponent except Bama and Florida. I would LOVE this move. 

8 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:



do we like this? I haven't really watched Georgia to be quite honest.

https://247sports.com/coach/Dan-Lanning-3823/

Would be dope but I feel like I'd want Raymond as the last coach in that case to coach corners. Not sure Georgia's got the best defense against the spread. The two times they played the spread offenses in the SEC (Alabama/Florida), they gave up 40+ points.

I think I know enough to be pleased with Golding, lanning, or arnet but don’t know enough to I rank them against each other. 

13 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

 

It was so bad that they crowded the line when there was 97 yards of open field

 

This should get the same vitriol as the snake gif I can't unsee.  Never post this shit again!

4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

And OSU had 7 points taken from them when the WR's foot was clearly in bounds.

That was a good call. Olave regripped the ball. He didn't finalize control of it until his right foot was on the ground out of bounds. 

4 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

What type of D does Lanning run?

a 1-2-3

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6 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Hell yes. Lanning is who was rumored to be Saban's pick if Golding came to Texas.

Sark: "Hey Nick, I know I've taken all your coaches and stuff, so I'm looking to take Golding, but want to give you some time to find a replacement. Who do you think you'd pick?"

Saban: "I'd go after Lanning for sure"

Sark: "Okay cool, cool".

*Sark Hires Lanning*

Based on the last day or two it feels like Georgia is almost pushing him out a little just because they know they have Boom on deck, regardless seems like a very good hire

 

Here's his DB coach which you'd hope he'd bring along

https://247sports.com/coach/Charlton-Warren-783/

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Sark: "Hey Nick, I know I've taken all your coaches and stuff, so I'm looking to take Golding, but want to give you some time to find a replacement. Who do you think you'd pick?"

Saban: "I'd go after Lanning for sure"

Sark: "Okay cool, cool".

*Sark Hires Lanning*

5D Chess

 

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1 minute ago, Teryor said:

Based on the last day or two it feels like Georgia is almost pushing him out a little just because they know they have Boom on deck, regardless seems like a very good hire

 

Here's his DB coach which you'd hope he'd bring along

https://247sports.com/coach/Charlton-Warren-783/

Might as well bring Ringo as well.

6 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

What type of D does Lanning run?

The big swinging kind. 

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