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1 minute ago, KYHorn said:

Sark: "Hey Nick, I know I've taken all your coaches and stuff, so I'm looking to take Golding, but want to give you some time to find a replacement. Who do you think you'd pick?"

Saban: "I'd go after Lanning for sure"

Sark: "Okay cool, cool".

*Sark Hires Lanning*

A few pages back someone said they had a friend that new Lanning or people around him and that contact had been made but nothing came of it. So now it has heated up again.

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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6 hours ago, TexasFan21 said:

Anyone have an idea what the "Alabama model" looks like?

Good with a fax machine, you don’t want to see her face.

2 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Sark: "Hey Nick, I know I've taken all your coaches and stuff, so I'm looking to take Golding, but want to give you some time to find a replacement. Who do you think you'd pick?"

Saban: "I'd go after Lanning for sure"

Sark: "Okay cool, cool".

*Sark Hires Lanning*

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Feels like Dennis Dodds is becoming the new UT Staff mouthpiece (with FCB being CDC's). I'm all for disintermediating the LDE Austin sports media but anyone have any opinions on this guy?

2 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

A few pages back someone said they had a friend that new Lanning or people around him and that contact had been made but nothing came of it. So now it has heated up again.

Money gun go brrrrrrr

7 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Would be dope but I feel like I'd want Raymond as the last coach in that case to coach corners. Not sure Georgia's got the best defense against the spread. The two times they played the spread offenses in the SEC (Alabama/Florida), they gave up 40+ points.

That is why we have Joseph, to help with pass defense schemes. Notre Dame played the spread pretty well over the last few years. 

Some videos on Georgia defensive concepts:

 

 

I’m always wary of national writers claiming someone is “emerging as a favorite.” It means nothing and is an easy tool for agents to use for a raise.
That being said, I’d love Lanning.

4 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Might as well bring Ringo as well.

I'm more interested in Ringo's mother (and best wishes to for her breast cancer treatment). 

Kelee Ringo on Twitter: "You are who I do it for, I love you momma ❤️❤️  #happymotherday… "

3 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Feels like Dennis Dodds is becoming the new UT Staff mouthpiece (with FCB being CDC's). I'm all for disintermediating the LDE Austin sports media but anyone have any opinions on this guy?

LSU fans thinks he hates them in particular and has a vendetta with the SEC, but overall hes just a decent national reporter that is working up the ladder

Anwar had been following him prior to today but Bobby just followed...

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7 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Sark: "Hey Nick, I know I've taken all your coaches and stuff, so I'm looking to take Golding, but want to give you some time to find a replacement. Who do you think you'd pick?"

Saban: "I'd go after Lanning for sure"

Sark: "Okay cool, cool".

*Sark Hires Lanning*

Then Sark drives off to yet another backwoods empty space on the map to find a 3 star OL worth his weight in gold- singing an old song from Ray Price he remembers from long ago. Life has never been better. 

20 hours ago, MissouriHorn said:

A friend of mine is very close with Lanning. I reached out to see if he had heard anything from Lanning about Bama contacting him. He said he hasn’t talked to him in a few days so he didn’t really have anything on Bama. But he did say that Texas reached out at some point throughout the process but never offered. He said the offer was expected to be north of $2 million if it was made. I have no idea if this provides any value to this board but that’ll be $9.95 😁

Sidenote: If you haven’t heard Lanning’s story on how he got into coaching college ball you should look him up, it’s pretty incredible. He started out as a high school position coach and is now a DC being floated around by FCB as a Saban target. 

@MissouriHorn please come to the front of the class

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Lanning would be a HR. Really good LB coach and recruiter. Runs a multiple defense. This year Georgia allowed 24 or less points to every opponent except Bama and Florida. I would LOVE this move. 

TBF, every opponent they played except Bama and Florida were refried ass.
12 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Sark: "Hey Nick, I know I've taken all your coaches and stuff, so I'm looking to take Golding, but want to give you some time to find a replacement. Who do you think you'd pick?"

Saban: "I'd go after Lanning for sure"

Sark: "Okay cool, cool".

*Sark Hires Lanning*

So much BDE right now!

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Just now, Wax Beer Cup said:

Etex - you cool with everything? 

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6 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

@MissouriHorn please come to the front of the class

Just texted my buddy. (Both sides are working on it being a) Done deal. Lanning and Sark have same agent. Played a big role. 

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Clarification. Not trying to jinx anything.

7 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I'm more interested in Ringo's mother (and best wishes to for her breast cancer treatment). 

Kelee Ringo on Twitter: "You are who I do it for, I love you momma ❤️❤️  #happymotherday… "

If i had to guess he was well fed.   

IIRC, Lanning's first game as a DC was the Sugar Bowl.

Supposedly Carrington is out and going to USC..

As someone who was rooting for Cincy, he did a good job of smothering them and adjusting in the second half. Any of the coordinators in the SEC are going to have some risk as the offenses really aren't all that great.

That being said, Sark knows what defenses were pains in the asses to play against. Think that's reflected in him looking at Odom, Arnett, and Lanning. 

1 minute ago, MissouriHorn said:

Just texted my buddy. Done deal. Lanning and Sark have same agent. Played a big role. 

For serious?

hope they announce today so there’s a coherent recruiting push this weekend. 

1 minute ago, MissouriHorn said:

Just texted my buddy. Done deal. Lanning and Sark have same agent. Played a big role. 

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3 minutes ago, MissouriHorn said:

Just texted my buddy. Done deal. Lanning and Sark have same agent. Played a big role. 

Don’t be wrong or the crowd will neg you to Bolivia

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Spelling is hard

Based on how pissed Bama people are getting I can get behind this. 

1 minute ago, MissouriHorn said:

Just texted my buddy. Done deal. Lanning and Sark have same agent. Played a big role. 

That agent is having a pretty good month.

1 minute ago, MissouriHorn said:

Just texted my buddy. Done deal. Lanning and Sark have same agent. Played a big role. 

Thanks!  And be safe, meth bad.

Just texted my buddy. (Both sides are working on it being a) Done deal. Lanning and Sark have same agent. Played a big role. 

Start charging 995. Nice work!


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3 minutes ago, MissouriHorn said:

Just texted my buddy. (Both sides are working on it being a) Done deal. Lanning and Sark have same agent. Played a big role. 

Neg bomb ready and waiting...

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3 minutes ago, MissouriHorn said:

Just texted my buddy. Done deal. Lanning and Sark have same agent. Played a big role. 

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9 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Anwar had been following him prior to today but Bobby just followed...

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2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Supposedly Carrington is out and going to USC..

Says who?

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Supposedly Carrington is out and going to USC..

Ah that sucks a fat one. Sark better have a good replacement in mind in that role.

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Supposedly Carrington is out and going to USC..

SC poached Cal's guy, his name is Marshall Cherington...wonder if that's the confusion

Just now, Richter said:

Says who?

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4 minutes ago, MissouriHorn said:

Just texted my buddy. (Both sides are working on it being a) Done deal. Lanning and Sark have same agent. Played a big role. 

@blacklab seems pretty official to me

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Supposedly Carrington is out and going to USC..

Noooooooo....

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3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Supposedly Carrington is out and going to USC..

No.  Why?  No.  Shit.

Horns247 also expects the Longhorns to eventually part ways with Director of Recruiting Bryan Carrington.

 

USC was speculation 

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4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Supposedly Carrington is out and going to USC..

Geez, Sark had to have found some role for BC.  Come on now.

And bama is stuck with the DC they hate. 
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I choose to believe @MissouriHorn because he says things I like to hear 

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4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Supposedly Carrington is out and going to USC..

 

1 minute ago, Zhorn96 said:

SC poached Cal's guy, his name is Marshall Cherington...wonder if that's the confusion

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FWIW Raymond interviewed at Georgia around the time Lanning got the DC job

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