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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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It’s nice to have other fanbases pissed that we’re taking their coaches for a change. 

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Georgia 247 board just posted a new update on Lanning if anyone has it.

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1 minute ago, Teryor said:

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Can we believe this guy? He called FCB big time connected to this and we all know he doesnt know shit... 

 

I want to believe but...

Just now, Laxtonto said:

Can we believe this guy? He called FCB big time connected to this and we all know he doesnt know shit... 

 

I want to believe but...

He's connected to CDC. He's tipped all the current hires.

What was that poster's name who made those killer Zach Evans edits and also sold apparel? Wasn't it a mix of Texas and Louisiana or something? Him or muthahustla could make it happen.

Edit: I remember- @Txsbigeasy1 , whip us up something

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Just now, Laxtonto said:

Can we believe this guy? He called FCB big time connected to this and we all know he doesnt know shit... 

 

I want to believe but...

No idea, but he isn't going to call a coworker a fat dipshit that doesn't know anything, and says he has checked in on his own, so ymmv

Just now, texifornia said:

He's connected to CDC. He's tipped all the current hires.

Let's hope it's better than that tip he got about a horse...

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

Can we believe this guy? He called FCB big time connected to this and we all know he doesnt know shit... 

 

I want to believe but...

Chip broke the Sark news, so right now we’re in a world where up is down.

Change my mind, Lanning + Raymond as the remaining hires would be the best assistant coaching staff in the country

Just now, texifornia said:

He's connected to CDC. He's tipped all the current hires.

And yet he fed us all that drivel about Golding yesterday and included Arnett and yet no talk about Lanning...

FCB is a mushroom.. keep him in the dark and feed him shit until you need him to finish off a dish

 

12 minutes ago, touchthemonolith said:

I did my best:

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I almost didn't notice it was MS Paint, that's how real it looks. 

Just now, Dijon Robinson said:

Change my mind, Lanning + Raymond as the remaining hires would be the best assistant coaching staff in the country

In the galaxy.

Just now, Laxtonto said:

And yet he fed us all that drivel about Golding yesterday and included Arnett and yet no talk about Lanning...

FCB is a mushroom.. keep him in the dark and feed him shit until you need him to finish off a dish

 

For sure. He doesn't actually report, but he's connected in a certain definition. 

3 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Can we believe this guy? He called FCB big time connected to this and we all know he doesnt know shit... 

 

I want to believe but...

 

 

Maybe FCB told it it WASN'T happening ... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

fuck you chip brown is BIG TIME?

now I don’t know what to believe 

 

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Chip broke the Sark news, so right now we’re in a world where up is down.

In my world, things are looking up when your mother goes down on me.

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2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

In my world, things are looking up when your mother goes down on me.

I mean, if your best action is getting a blow job from my mom, things are definitely looking down for you. 

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12 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

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Rusty's last sentence hurt my brain.

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1 minute ago, South Austin said:

I mean, if you’re best action is getting a blow job from my mom, things are definitely looking down for you. 

 

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

dp dammit

So was it a blowjob or DP?

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He's connected to CDC. He's tipped all the current hires.

It’s not CDC who is giving him his information.

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Could just be for more money and a chance to fully run his side of the ball.

So, he has less of a definite record than Golding?  And he is a superior candidate to Golding because?  Not being pugnacious, just curious.

Just now, BayouBill said:

Rusty's last sentence hurt my brain.

Save yourself the trouble and never read a Brandon Drumm article

Just now, FloridaHorn said:

 

So was it a blowjob or DP?

Why not both?

Just now, FloridaHorn said:

 

So was it a blowjob or DP?

Firecracker or a hand grenade?

1 minute ago, BayouBill said:

Rusty's last sentence hurt my brain.

Username checks our

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

dp dammit

Also in your mom’s wheelhouse.

2 minutes ago, cafe society said:

So, he has less of a definite record than Golding?  And he is a superior candidate to Golding because?  Not being pugnacious, just curious.

Duh the Bama fans like him.

7 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

 

So was it a blowjob or DP?

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Just now, TexasRenegade said:

Duh the Bama fans like him.


For me, it’s more that it will makes them angry

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Stopped reading after BIG TIME.

So much larger than life

2 minutes ago, cafe society said:

So, he has less of a definite record than Golding?  And he is a superior candidate to Golding because?  Not being pugnacious, just curious.

I've got no dawg in this fight, but it's pretty hard for any of us to know since we aren't interviewing these guys. I mean, the substance of one's thoughts is what gives them value. It's projection.

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1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Stopped reading after BIG TIME.

The fact that BIG TIME is in all quotes gives Chip the credibility he never had before in my eyes.

20 minutes ago, 90's_Horn said:

That’s straight Versace level design work!

Ver-sayce 

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

It’s not CDC who is giving him his information.

It's fucking @SydneyCarton isn't it? 

Change my mind, Lanning + Raymond as the remaining hires would be the best assistant coaching staff in the country

There appears to be no room for Raymond.

We have a spot left for LB coach. I know Lanning coaches linebackers as well but I don’t think we will see Raymond And Gideon And Joseph In the secondary. I could see us adding a DE coach in addition to Davis but who knows. Maybe Giles stays at DE? I’d like to get Tosh.
3 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

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I’m a bit freaked out by the Asian child gif on a post about blowjobs and DP

1 minute ago, Handcruser said:


There appears to be no room for Raymond.

We have a spot left for LB coach.

Lanning coaches LBs.

Just now, FloridaHorn said:

I’m a bit freaked out by the Asian child gif on a post about blowjobs and DP

She's Mexican. You're freaked out by the MEXICAN child gif in a post about blowjobs and DP.

Lanning coaches LBs.

Yep see my edit. I hit send prematurely.
1 minute ago, BayouBill said:

She's Mexican. You're freaked out by the MEXICAN child gif in a post about blowjobs and DP.

I'm freaked out by the racist who thought he was freaking out about an Asian child in a post about blowjobs and DP.

1 minute ago, BayouBill said:

She's Mexican. You're freaked out by the MEXICAN child gif in a post about blowjobs and DP.

Nope. That doesn’t freak me out at all.

8 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Duh the Bama fans like him.

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