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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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Man this shit sounds like it's getting pretty wild. 

A few days ago I was wondering about Lanning and even Schumann as off the radar candidates but though Lanning wouldn't leave and Schumann too inexperienced. Hope I was wrong about that second part.

Also interesting that Golding is being connected to LSU too. Saban must want him out.

 

18 minutes ago, South Austin said:

dp dammit

-South Austin’s mom every night

15 minutes ago, cafe society said:

So, he has less of a definite record than Golding?  And he is a superior candidate to Golding because?  Not being pugnacious, just curious.

I find you to be very pugnacious, sir. I would say your post even borders on truculence, or dare I say, bellicosity. 

3 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

I'm more interested in Ringo's mother (and best wishes to for her breast cancer treatment). 

Kelee Ringo on Twitter: "You are who I do it for, I love you momma ❤️❤️  #happymotherday… "

Shit, breast cancer could be a "big" problem for her.

Pale white girls are my wheelhouse.   I was married to a natural redhead, I've been with a blonde Danish woman for 10 years.  

But Ms. Ringo?   Oh yeah...I'd take a little of that for sure. 

3 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

-South Austin’s mom every night

I find you to be very pugnacious, sir. I would say your post even borders on truculence, or dare I say, bellicosity. 

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7 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

-South Austin’s mom every night

I find you to be very pugnacious, sir. I would say your post even borders on truculence, or dare I say, bellicosity. 

And in turn your response smacks of joviality.  You appear to be in a companionable mood, or dare I say, convivial.

7 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Shit, breast cancer could be a "big" problem for her.

Pale white girls are my wheelhouse.   I was married to a natural redhead, I've been with a blonde Danish woman for 10 years.  

But Ms. Ringo?   Oh yeah...I'd take a little of that for sure. 

I'm glad we all now know your kink man 😜

1 minute ago, cafe society said:

And in turn your response smacks of joviality.  You appear to be in a companionable mood, or dare I say, convivial.

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It has been assumed CDC is FCB’s source so if that is not the case, who is his source? Whoever it is so far appears to know what the fuck he/she is talking about. 

Looks like the rivalry between the Big 12 and the SEC is is about to jump up a notch or two. Can hardly wait until we nail AtM and Alabama's hides to our wall. 

On 1/13/2021 at 11:28 AM, drt said:

 

Saban will probably hire Wade Phillips. 

BREAKING: Dan Lanning staying at UGA 24/7

Fuck yuo.. told you FCB wasnt a real source

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1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Looks like the rivalry between the Big 12 and the SEC is is about to jump up a notch or two. Can hardly wait until we nail AtM and Alabama's hides to our wall. 

Tap the brakes. The only way we could avoid losing to Bama by 30 is if we bought half their coaching staff.

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

This. If we have baller position coaches the support staff becomes less impactful. As long as we have an organized, well run, evaluation and scheduling group these coaches should be able to take care of the rest. Gone are the days when we have to send Carrington out with Warehime or Giles to close on their recruits. In hindsight that is just embarrassing. 

If the coaches are good, the support staff are for continuity when the coaches get hired away 

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

Tap the brakes. The only way we could avoid losing to Bama by 30 is if we bought half their coaching staff.

in 2022? Guess again.

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

BREAKING: Dan Lanning staying at UGA 24/7

Fuck yuo.. told you FCB wasnt a real source

What the fuck is this shit? 

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3 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

BREAKING: Dan Lanning staying at UGA 24/7

Fuck yuo.. told you FCB wasnt a real source

damn 

3 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

BREAKING: Dan Lanning staying at UGA 24/7

Fuck yuo.. told you FCB wasnt a real source

So now that Muschamp knows he does not have a home is he back in play?

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Proof again that Chip is a fraudulent cocksucker.

3 hours ago, MissouriHorn said:

Just texted my buddy. (Both sides are working on it being a) Done deal. Lanning and Sark have same agent. Played a big role. 

Time to text your buddy and ask him what the hell is going on?

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3 hours ago, MissouriHorn said:

Just texted my buddy. (Both sides are working on it being a) Done deal. Lanning and Sark have same agent. Played a big role. 

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I’ve already started drinking in celebration of the Lanning hire.  
 

Not sure how to proceed 

Just now, DanTheHorn said:

Time to text your buddy and ask him what the hell is going on?

It looks like we are forcing hands.

2 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

Clicked on lets #LetsRunItBack and it takes me to University of Miami stuff. 

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1 minute ago, DanTheHorn said:

Time to text your buddy and ask him what the hell is going on?

I said, “Wtf is this”

“He got a big raise”

Sorry y’all. Last time I try to break a story. Neg away. 

I’ve already started drinking in celebration of the Lanning hire.  
 
Not sure how to proceed 
Do you have any absinthe?
Clicked on lets #LetsRunItBack and it takes me to University of Miami stuff. 

Common phrase.

Btw Lanning agent is......Jimmy Sexton. FUCK THAT GUY

12 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Tap the brakes. The only way we could avoid losing to Bama by 30 is if we bought half their coaching staff.

We don't do that here

3 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

I'm more interested in Ringo's mother (and best wishes to for her breast cancer treatment). 

 

Ridiculous fake tits, stretch marks, and likely a terrible tummy tuck. Do not want

 

Also, Ringo has a giant head so her pussy probably looks like an open faced roast beef sandwich

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1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Btw Lanning agent is......Jimmy Sexton. FUCK THAT GUY

Is there anybody that fuckhead doesn't represent?

So Georgia has got Kirby Smart as HC and Muschamp as an analyst and they're going to make Lanning one of the highest paid DC's in college?  Kudo's to them.

What the fucking fuck 

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Btw Lanning agent is......Jimmy Sexton. FUCK THAT GUY

And to add the dramatic, “Lanning turns down Texas job!”  And everyone else he interviewed with.

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Ridiculous fake it, stretch marks, and likely a terrible tummy tuck. Do not want

Oh believe me, she'd "fake it". 

20 minutes ago, The Beast said:

the big bang theory wow GIF by CBS

You actually made my point for me in a gif.  Thanks.

Who needs a defensive coordinator anyway?

Dude got a huge raise, and doesn't have to move. Worked out pretty tidily all around for him.

4 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I’m always wary of national writers claiming someone is “emerging as a favorite.” It means nothing and is an easy tool for agents to use for a raise.
That being said, I’d love Lanning.

Again, beware the “emerging as a favorite” shit.

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

So Georgia has got Kirby Smart as HC and Muschamp as an analyst and they're going to make Lanning one of the highest paid DC's in college?  Kudo's to them.

Money whipping UGA was always a long shot, but I’m glad we went for it. On to the next candidate. 

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