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2 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Can't they just keep that under wraps?

Lol wut. Who’s they and how do they just magically keep everything under wraps? 

Just now, Vertigo said:

We have a guy with show cause on staff already. 

He had a show cause. It’s no longer in force. That’s very different than hiring a DC who could get a show cause slapped on him while he’s at your school.  

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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Pick up the phone. Call Wade. Start telling him numbers until you hear "Yes."

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I don’t give a fuck if he’s snuggling up each night in front of the tv with Mike Stoops and watching him breakdown film. Mike Stoops is a dog shit defensive coach who has been passed up by the game. He’s also a guy we got fired, mid season, from ou. He’s also a huge dick. He’s also a coke head. 

There isn’t a single redeeming thing about Mike Stoops as a coach. If Steve Sarkisian hires him against good counsel, I’ll assume he’s back on the sauce. He will have completely and immediately removed the benefit of the doubt. 

It would be a Shawn Watson hire, yep. Or even a Tim Beck hire.

What if we don't show anyone the show clause?

There is no bigger fan or champion of Wade Phillips than Wade Phillips. 

 

6 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Can't they just keep that under wraps?

 

5 minutes ago, MoJames said:

What if we don't show anyone the show clause?

If anyone asks..

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6 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

It would be a Shawn Watson hire, yep. Or even a Tim Beck hire.

Worse.  The entire fan base already hates Stoops with a fucking passion.

6 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

There is no bigger fan or champion of Wade Phillips than Wade Phillips. 

 

 

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18 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Pruitt is a great DC but his possible compliance issues complicate the matter quite a bit.

Couldn’t our cause be that we need a good dc?  That seems reasonable to me

FWIW, LuPoi would be closer to a Tim Beck hire than Shawn Watson. Terrible OC, but really great recruiter, so at least it wouldn’t be an absolute fucking zero like Watson (Jesus fucking Christ I can’t believe Strong not only hired him, but retained him after the Arkansas game). 

I refuse to even type the other name you assholes are discussing.

The problem isn't his availability, it's getting him through compliance.
If they're negotiating a buyout that most likely means they didn't find enough dirt to terminate him for cause. I doubt the lazy mfers at Ncaa find anything either.

Been told that might end up with Darnell or Torbush, just to hold things in place til next off-season,  when we will see a bevy of hot young coordinators avaliable.  

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1 minute ago, Dewey said:

Been told that might end up with Darnell or Torbush, just to hold things in place til next off-season,  when we will see a bevy of hot young coordinators avaliable.  

People have been negged for less than this

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14 minutes ago, MoJames said:

What if we don't show anyone the show clause?

 

 

4 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Been told that might end up with Darnell or Torbush, just to hold things in place til next off-season,  when we will see a bevy of hot young coordinators avaliable.  

This shit went too far to have maximum impact. 

Is greg Robinson still out there?  I know everyone loves Boom, but I still think Greg was the best DC under mack. 

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3 minutes ago, OU Still Sucks said:

Pole assassin

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She audition at the Yellow Rose yet?

1 minute ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Who would Korn Ferry recommend?

"Corn?" Said the man while getting up from the toilet. "When did I eat corn?"

2 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

She audition at the Yellow Rose yet?

She’s done a pole dance routine on Jerry Springer.  She gets to bypass the interview process.

4 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

She’s done a pole dance routine on Jerry Springer.  She gets to bypass the interview process.

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2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Over/under on when the Fire Sark thread goes live?

First game 1/2 way thru the first qtr. when we don’t get a first down.

i look forward to seeing her at jumbo's clown room the night before our next rose bowl.

1 hour ago, sith_horn said:

Haven't seen anything definitive, but some earlier posts indicated he removed all references to Texas from his twitter account and that Ole Miss was strongly considering hiring him.

I mentioned that haha 

Jon Heacock is an outside the box name that consistently does more with less.  Beat OU and Texas this year.  

Iowa State has ranked second (20.9- 2017), first (22.9- 2018), third (25.9- 2019) and second (21.4- 2020) in the Big 12 in scoring defense in each of the last four seasons, all totals among the top-20 nationally.

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1 minute ago, RollLeft said:

John Heacock is an outside the box name that consistently does more with less.  Beat OU and Texas this year.  

Heacock is a badass but, no way he leaves Campbell.

1 minute ago, Not a Sock said:

Heacock is a badass but, no way he leaves Campbell.

I dunno. I could think of a million or so reasons. 

5 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Heacock is a badass but, no way he leaves Campbell.

Rumors of Campbell leaving leaves the question in Heacocks mind as to how long he has at ISU.  Its not certain he goes with Matt.  If he jumps now he has at least 4 years of stability with Sark before moves are made.  I doubt Matt stays at ISU that long.  Also he only makes 900k.

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I’m not sure I’ve ever seen anyone who can look as different from photo to photo as Pole Assassin. I was of the belief there had to be (at least) two different women using the nickname, but it seems it’s the same person. Crazy. 

25 minutes ago, Xian said:

Is greg Robinson still out there?  I know everyone loves Boom, but I still think Greg was the best DC under mack. 

I mean he is about to hit 70 and retired 5 years ago.

Hiring Little Stoops is a complete non fucking starter. He is a nepotistic twat waffle that has marginal talent and benefited by drafting in big brother's airstream. Much like Watson who cussed Colt out at the end of the Nebraska/UT Big 12 Champ game, Stoops is someone that let his disdain and hatred for Texas shine over the years. He can get rightly fucked & Sark needs to be checked in head for considering hiring someone like that here.

There are plenty of DCs out there UT could money whip like they just money whipped Banks before you have to get down to Stoops' level.

Unless Sark has looked at the roster and said "Year 1 will be shitty and I need a fall guy" and is playing the long game to hire a DC he could fire as an offering.

53 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Pick up the phone. Call Wade. Start telling him numbers until you hear "Yes."

Dick LeBeau imo

32 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

People have been negged for less than this

No shit. I told off a sooner and got negged by some dipshit called cosmodog.  Go figure. 

 

4 minutes ago, Skipper said:

I mean he is about to hit 70 and retired 5 years ago.

Gerg lives! 
 

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5 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

🤔

TIL Ted Cruz’s wife is a Jerry Springer fan and Ted Cruz looks as comfortable watching a stripper as you’d expect. 
 

 

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3 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Unless Sark has looked at the roster and said "Year 1 will be shitty and I need a fall guy"

There is no fucking way that he thinks that. Maybe year 1 isn't "win the conference and make the CFP" type expectations but we should lose 3 games at most. That isn't worth dicking around on your DC hire over. 

(Not that I think you were being serious)

2 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Unless Sark has looked at the roster and said "Year 1 will be shitty and I need a fall guy" and is playing the long game to hire a DC he could fire as an offering.

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

There is no fucking way that he thinks that. Maybe year 1 isn't "win the conference and make the CFP" type expectations but we should lose 3 games at most. That isn't worth dicking around on your DC hire over. 

(Not that I think you were being serious)

No, I think team is set for some good shit this year. I wish Ossai had stayed and run it back and I hope Juwan hits the portal and GTFO as I don't think any LB coaching will help that concrete shoed, brainded mofo

13 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

I dunno. I could think of a million or so reasons. 

The Matt Campbell mythologizing hilariously continues. We are money whipping guys off of Saban's NC staff at Bama. But yeah, no way we could pull someone from fucking Ames, Iowa (no offense, Cyclones).

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1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

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Lol. He was on a good Stoops rant until he went full regard to the point where even Stoops’ reaction would be “holy shit, that guy’s a dumbass.” 

9 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Unless Sark has looked at the roster and said "Year 1 will be shitty and I need a fall guy" and is playing the long game to hire a DC he could fire as an offering.

Yeah, no.  And if by remote chance he opted for that terrible option he would have kept Ash.  

1 minute ago, BrazilHorn said:

No, I think team is set for some good shit this year. I wish Ossai had stayed and run it back and I hope Juwan hits the portal and GTFO as I don't think any LB coaching will help that concrete shoed, brainded mofo

F LBs we going 3-8 formation 

Seriously everyone involved would get drawn and quartered by the boosters if he hired Stoops for any kind of on-field role. It simply can't happen.

37 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Who would Korn Ferry recommend?

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9 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

 

Unless Sark has looked at the roster and said "Year 1 will be shitty and I need a fall guy" and is playing the long game to hire a DC he could fire as an offering.

I may be alone here but I think we have the talent.  Just need the right people in charge.  I think we finally have it. 

Just now, tonedeaf said:

I may be alone here but I think we have the talent.  Just need the right people in charge.  I think we finally have it. 

This. We should absolutely expect to be in the Big 12 championship game next season.

This. We should absolutely expect to be in the Big 12 championship game next season.

If Thompson is as good as he showed vs Colorado or Card takes a big step forward, there’s no doubt we should probably be in the title game.
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