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14 minutes ago, Teryor said:

 

For those that think Pruitt is a possibility, I'd say this puts a damper on it, though I'm guessing Steele did the vast majority of the heavy lifting

I've seen several mentions that Pruitt has been on the phone and potentially even flying out to do in person visits with some people this weekend to smooth concerns about his situation and make sure folks know he is coming back and nothing has changed. There is even buzz around Fake-UT that one of the other coaches is likely going to be the fall guy and Pruitt will stay. Could be nothing but all round there seems to be a definitive tonal shift following the Pruitt meetings with the investigators and school lawyers on Thursday/Friday that would imply he is likely staying. Or in the very least HE thinks he is staying. 

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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My thing with Arnett is if he’s true candidate, why are we waiting.  Offer him 1.5 mil and finish out.  
 

I think both Pruitt and Muschamp situations are what’s holding this up.  If Pruitt is cut free and is clean, we’ll get Golding cause Saban will go bring Pruitt back. With Muschamp, I think there’s still convos happening while they figure shit out. 
 

I’m on the Ansley and Lupoi co-DC train. Lupoi with LBs, Ansley with CBs and calls plays. Give Ansley 1.5 and Lupoi a million and call it good. 

IT says that Drew Hughes from South Carolina is the likely replacement for Derek Chang

6 minutes ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

My thing with Arnett is if he’s true candidate, why are we waiting.  Offer him 1.5 mil and finish out.  
 

I think both Pruitt and Muschamp situations are what’s holding this up.  If Pruitt is cut free and is clean, we’ll get Golding cause Saban will go bring Pruitt back. With Muschamp, I think there’s still convos happening while they figure shit out. 
 

I’m on the Ansley and Lupoi co-DC train. Lupoi with LBs, Ansley with CBs and calls plays. Give Ansley 1.5 and Lupoi a million and call it good. 

Sark is keeping Arnett warm more than likely. 

5 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

I've seen several mentions that Pruitt has been on the phone and potentially even flying out to do in person visits with some people this weekend to smooth concerns about his situation and make sure folks know he is coming back and nothing has changed. There is even buzz around Fake-UT that one of the other coaches is likely going to be the fall guy and Pruitt will stay. Could be nothing but all round there seems to be a definitive tonal shift following the Pruitt meetings with the investigators and school lawyers on Thursday/Friday that would imply he is likely staying. Or in the very least HE thinks he is staying. 

Well,  who are would be their HC at this point? Most programs and NFL teams have their HC and are assembling their staffs. Pruitt played the long game, that's why he stays 

Just now, Dewey said:

Well,  who would be their HC at this point? Most programs and NFL teams have their HC and are assembling their staffs. Pruitt played the long game, that's why he stays 

 

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

IT says that Drew Hughes from South Carolina is the likely replacement for Derek Chang

I swear at this point Sark is just hiring anyone he can find with direct Muschamp ties in order to troll fans. 

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is ansley in any less trouble than Pruitt?

He has not been personally linked to the scandal AFAIK (at least nothing public indicates as much) and he would not be personally responsible for a lack of oversight or anything like what will probably land on Pruitt once the NCAA wades in. 

 

10 minutes ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

My thing with Arnett is if he’s true candidate, why are we waiting.  Offer him 1.5 mil and finish out.  
 

I think both Pruitt and Muschamp situations are what’s holding this up.  If Pruitt is cut free and is clean, we’ll get Golding cause Saban will go bring Pruitt back. With Muschamp, I think there’s still convos happening while they figure shit out. 
 

I’m on the Ansley and Lupoi co-DC train. Lupoi with LBs, Ansley with CBs and calls plays. Give Ansley 1.5 and Lupoi a million and call it good. 

It’s pretty clear Arnett is not the first choice. 

3 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

It’s pretty clear Arnett is not the first choice. 

Yeah I have to say it seems kind of strange what is happening with DC. At least to us sitting here trying to figure it out. Once announced I’m sure it’s all clear, but until then just lost in the woods

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1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

Our first choice was Muschamp, he said no for reasons and then we went to plan B and started interviewing guys. It comes out that maybe Saban wants to replace Golding with Lanning so now Golden is of interest to us. Saban either decides not to make a move because of all the turnover or Lanning turns him down, Sark then goes to Lanning to gauge interest and he says no. Sark won't extra fuck Saban because he owes him alot and moves on from Golding. Now we're in a holding pattern to determine our best options but nothing is fucked here dude. I think we wind up with either Arnett or Ainsley with Lupoi as Co-DC. Pruitt simply has too much uncertainty to have a job next year. This is playing out pretty much like the HC search did, there was 1 consensus #1 who turns us down and we then vet plan Bs and go with the best option.

Good post. 

Anyone know what an "assistant head coach" is?  Clearly it's something that doesn't interfere with the duties of what I thought were full time jobs (special teams coach, tight ends coach), but is it really just a meaningless title?  If so, what's the point of it?  If it's just resume fodder, won't future employers see through it?

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1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Cross posting from the recruiting board: Rumor on USC and Aggy board that Sark lied to everybody and Stan is leaving after NSD 2 to join Urban in Jacksonville. Thus the Ingram portal and impending LJ to aggy pick.

Who floated this turd?

3 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Who floated this turd?

Aggies.

9 minutes ago, Ultimate Failure said:

Anyone know what an "assistant head coach" is?  Clearly it's something that doesn't interfere with the duties of what I thought were full time jobs (special teams coach, tight ends coach), but is it really just a meaningless title?  If so, what's the point of it?  If it's just resume fodder, won't future employers see through it?

Is this a serious question? It's an excuse to pay certain assistants more. The college football coaching world isn't like when you moved from Piggly Wiggly #131 to Winn Dixie #24.

Is it possible that the real DC hire is the Monkey and they are just negotiating the amount of fruit that he will get?

11 minutes ago, Ultimate Failure said:

Anyone know what an "assistant head coach" is?  Clearly it's something that doesn't interfere with the duties of what I thought were full time jobs (special teams coach, tight ends coach), but is it really just a meaningless title?  If so, what's the point of it?  If it's just resume fodder, won't future employers see through it?

If the head coach gets the 'rona, the assistant head coach becomes acting head coach. Yeah, that's it.

I looked hoping there was a thread for the game but does anyone happen to know if the state championship between Southlake and Westlake is streaming online?

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7 minutes ago, Nuthn2CHere said:

I looked hoping there was a thread for the game but does anyone happen to know if the state championship between Southlake and Westlake is streaming online?

Scratch that found it on another thread. Sorry for littering on the thread.

30 minutes ago, salonghorn said:

Is it possible that the real DC hire is the Monkey and they are just negotiating the amount of fruit that he will get?

Still better than Todd Orlando

1 minute ago, GTX Horn said:

Still better than Todd Orlando

I thought that was implied...

The real question is how many coaches is Gia better than on the last 2 staffs? 6? 8?

1 hour ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

My thing with Arnett is if he’s true candidate, why are we waiting.  Offer him 1.5 mil and finish out.  
 

I think both Pruitt and Muschamp situations are what’s holding this up.  If Pruitt is cut free and is clean, we’ll get Golding cause Saban will go bring Pruitt back. With Muschamp, I think there’s still convos happening while they figure shit out. 
 

I’m on the Ansley and Lupoi co-DC train. Lupoi with LBs, Ansley with CBs and calls plays. Give Ansley 1.5 and Lupoi a million and call it good. 

What does Gideon do ?

Just now, Michael Knight said:

What does Gideon do ?

Coaching wide receivers 

2 hours ago, TBD said:

I check in on the thread to see if we have an update on a DC to find out we are just following the day-to-day of a coache’s wife.  You guys need to fucking focus!   We need this hire to to be right!.......By the way, anyone know if she has gained employment in the area?   Asking for a friend....

“focusness”

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

What does Gideon do ?

Gideons International is an evangelical Christian association founded in 1899 in Wisconsin. The Gideons' primary activity is distributing copies of the Bible free of charge. This Bible distribution is a worldwide enterprise taking place in around 200 countries, territories and possessions.

Just now, Michael Knight said:

What does Gideon do ?

Your mom.

3 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

What does Gideon do ?

Drops INTs?

I think Gideon focuses on ST and coaches Safeties, Joseph is passing game coordinator/ DB coach and Ansley covers Josephs and Gideons deficiencies in coaching CB

45 minutes ago, salonghorn said:

Is it possible that the real DC hire is the Monkey and they are just negotiating the amount of fruit that he will get?

Well for years now Texas football has been coaches throwing shit on the wall and seeing what sticks, so sure , why not 

9 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

What does Gideon do ?

Orders the 4.99 are you outta your mind grand slams at Denny’s

2 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Cross posting from the recruiting board: Rumor on USC and Aggy board that Sark lied to everybody and Stan is leaving after NSD 2 to join Urban in Jacksonville. Thus the Ingram portal and impending LJ to aggy pick.

This is such bs the last thing he is going to do is talk about authenticity and then do that within the first days of his tenure. 

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3 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

This is such bs the last thing he is going to do is talk about authenticity and then do that within the first days of his tenure. 

Yeah, and Stan was the first assistant to reference Sark.  No chance.

I really need a pic of the monkey on a leash while the Banks’ explore Austin.  Co-op, Maudies, etc.  Is that too much to ask for?

18 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Drops INTs?

 

16 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Eat some shit

utee94 had the right answer. 

10 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

@HenryJames did we get a draft of notes for the BMD lite zoom?  I must have missed it if we did.

I think @closetojumping said he had a restriction on how long his posts can be so either someone needs to post it for him or he needs to throw it in google docs or some shit

Ingram was portaling before he portaled, when Herman was still here.

LJ knows the staff doesn’t want him

Wheaton is going to be in. Not drayton leaving

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2 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Ingram was portaling before he portaled, when Herman was still here.

LJ knows the staff doesn’t want him

Wheaton is going to be in. Not drayton leaving

Say what

4 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

LJ knows the staff doesn’t want him

Incorrect.

3 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Ingram was portaling before he portaled, when Herman was still here.

LJ knows the staff doesn’t want him

Wheaton is going to be in. Not drayton leaving

We are late to the game on both and probably won’t get either.  But that’s okay.  We have decent depth for next year and will load up in ‘22. 

5 minutes ago, Teryor said:

I think @closetojumping said he had a restriction on how long his posts can be so either someone needs to post it for him or he needs to throw it in google docs or some shit

I have to tell, and it’s pathetic, but nothing makes me laugh harder than when I don’t even try to pull a troll move off and still do. Fuck me. So good. 

I think we should file a petition for the mods to release HenryJames from the probationary yoke he’s been forced to toil under due to posting inanity. 

Just now, closetojumping said:

I have to tell, and it’s pathetic, but nothing makes me laugh harder than when I don’t even try to pull a troll move off and still do. Fuck me. So good. 

I think we should file a petition for the mods to release HenryJames from the probationary yoke he’s been forced to toil under due to posting inanity. 

FREE MY MAN HENRY JAMES HE AINT DO NOTHING WRONG!

37 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

What does Gideon do ?

 

34 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Drops INTs?

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.

10 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Say what

He said Ingram was portaling before he portaled, when Herman was still here.  LJ knows the staff doesn’t want him  Wheaton is going to be in. Not drayton leaving

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12 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:


The repeated typing of the above will get you sourced fast.

what does "sourced" mean?

also, I don't mean to offend by utilizing my username from other forums. I don;t do social media, and on every forum I've been on, that's the moniker I use. SEC Rant, DB, here, etc. I never mean to offend. I thought choosing a different username would be disingenous. 

11 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

this is great.  an OU fan touting being away from oklahoma as a virtue.

well, isn't it?

10 hours ago, tonedeaf said:

Once again. What part of "we don't give a fuck what you think" are you just not getting. Now with all the snow and rain, shouldn't you be at the lumber yard getting the stuff you need to get the ole double wide roof repaired?  

I DON'T LIVE IN OK!

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