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    Sheep Have Wool

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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26 minutes ago, TexasTroll said:

 

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.

Those who can’t teach, sell real estate...

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

Drops INTs?

Oh that Halloween night in Lubbock🤮 

8 minutes ago, Drunk Stoner said:

Those who can’t teach, sell real estate...

Touche'

CHIEF

8 minutes ago, Drunk Stoner said:

Those who can’t teach, sell real estate...

Taught for a couple years and now doing mortgages. This hits close to home. 

4 hours ago, FloridaHorn said:

It’s the monkey isn’t it?

Part of the trilateral commission.  

FYI, the curious case of why we kept Coleman/Why did we hear initially Wiggins was coming may be directly tied to the fact that there is already smoke that he is going to be Huff's OC at Marshall.

 

Cant blame the guy to take the OC gig there vs the WR spot here.  That would mean that everyone one the offensive side would be gone and so far replaced with BOB as OC and a rumored Rumlin as a TE/ST coach

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30 minutes ago, BoomerSooner2578 said:

I DON'T LIVE IN OK!

Some people live in Oklahoma because they don't have a choice.  You choose to root for a scumbag school

I'm curious about the whole Jeremy Pruitt thing. We (DB) think he's going to be fired. I look back at his defenses at 'Bama, and think he'd be the guy you guys would want.

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Some people live in Oklahoma because they don't have a choice.  You choose to root for a scumbag school

I was raised on OU fan, what am I supposed to do? I'm almost 43, and I remember games from 1984. 

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1 minute ago, BoomerSooner2578 said:

I was raised on OU fan, what am I supposed to do

Come to your senses. 
 

Can’t we just write the three legitimate DC candidate’s names on some bananas and let the monkey choose?

Just now, stork642 said:

Can’t we just write the three legitimate DC candidate’s names on some bananas and let the monkey choose?

That’s kind of what we’re doing 

4 minutes ago, BoomerSooner2578 said:

I was raised on OU fan, what am I supposed to do? I'm almost 43, and I remember games from 1984. 

Most people only inherit their gods and their enemies.

9 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Come to your senses. 

Come down from your fences, open the gate

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Don't your feet get cold in the wintertime?

2 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Can’t we just write the three legitimate DC candidate’s names on some bananas and let the monkey choose?

You clearly don't know how monkeys work. They'll grab as many with their two hands and then run. This isn't a Paul der Krake situation.

if this man don't hire somebody by tomorrow im gonna stop following this search lmao such a waste of time

Just now, UDontKnow said:

You clearly don't know how monkeys work. They'll grab as many with their two hands and then run. This isn't a Paul der Krake situation.

Aren’t stripper monkeys more cognitive decision makers?

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11 minutes ago, BoomerSooner2578 said:

I was raised on OU fan, what am I supposed to do? I'm almost 43, and I remember games from 1984. 

43 so you're a grown ass man.  Make your own choices.

10 minutes ago, BoomerSooner2578 said:

I was raised on OU fan, what am I supposed to do? I'm almost 43, and I remember games from 1984. 

Rise above your misfortune and bad parenting.  Also divorce your cousin. 

5 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

if this man don't hire somebody by tomorrow im gonna stop following this search lmao such a waste of time

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46 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

#FreeHenryJames

Don't know what this means but damn the man and the system  #freehenryjames

2 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

if this man don't hire somebody by tomorrow im gonna stop following this search lmao such a waste of time

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6 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

if this man don't hire somebody by tomorrow im gonna stop following this search lmao such a waste of time

I gotchu fam. I'll let Sark know that you're getting impatient and for him to get a move on. 

Just now, closetohumping said:

43 so you're a *grown ass man.  Make your own choices.

*grown-ass

"grown ass man" implies I'm a proctologist that is old enough to BE a proctologist.

Just now, BoomerSooner2578 said:

*grown-ass

"grown ass man" implies I'm a proctologist that is old enough to BE a proctologist.

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6 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Aren’t stripper monkeys more cognitive decision makers?

Yes because they treat dollar bills like bananas.

5 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Rise above your misfortune and bad parenting.  Also divorce your cousin. 

It was my uncle. 

RE: Cousin- again, I don't live in OK. I've been in Boulder for almost 14 years, which is akin to parts of Austin- the good parts.

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Just now, UDontKnow said:

Yes because they treat dollar bills like bananas.

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Need some t shirts to commemorate the staffing hires and also to send to poleassassin. 
Don't forget an outfit for the monkey.
Just now, BoomerSooner2578 said:

It was my uncle. 

RE: Cousin- again, I don't live in OK. I've been in Boulder for almost 14 years, which is akin to parts of Austin. 

Boulder makes Austin look like Arlington (very very conservative town)

10 minutes ago, Dummy said:

I gotchu fam. I'll let Sark know that you're getting impatient and for him to get a move on. 

so y'all talk about fajitas, bad bourbon, and monkeys for three days and I make one practical joke and I am met with hostility, lmaooooo

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11 minutes ago, BoomerSooner2578 said:

*grown-ass

"grown ass man" implies I'm a proctologist that is old enough to BE a proctologist.

Grammar smack on a message board !!!  I feel very honored.  I mean ho-no-red

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18 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

You clearly don't know how monkeys work. They'll grab as many with their two hands and then run. This isn't a Paul der Krake situation.

Are we talking strippers with dollar bills or monkeys and bananas?  

1 minute ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

so y'all talk about fajitas and monkeys for three days and I make one practical joke and I am met with hostility, lmaooooo

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1 minute ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

so y'all talk about fajitas and monkeys for three days and I make one practical joke and I am met with hostility, lmaooooo

FYI you don’t have to make a practical joke to be met with hostility. 

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18 minutes ago, BoomerSooner2578 said:

I was raised on OU fan, what am I supposed to do? I'm almost 43, and I remember games from 1984. 

My great great grandparents stole a total of 80 acres from native Americans...   they then passed the land down generation after generation till my grandfather sold it when i was a kid...  my mother and father were both raised in bfe oklahoma.  (Dad was a osu grad thank god)  All my uncles however are sooner goobers....   I spent my summers in Ok working harvest and dealing with okies on a reg.   Point being, my ancestry (yes i hate my sooner souless blood), my parents and grandparents all had me watching Oklahoma football growing up....guess what, I made a free will choice to choose wisely and not support that school....   

 

Editors note:    i was born in Texas and raised in Texas, (my parents were smart enough to escape)  I disavowed my heritage long ago.   I still bear the sins of my ancestors ..

11 minutes ago, BoomerSooner2578 said:

*grown-ass

"grown ass man" implies I'm a proctologist that is old enough to BE a proctologist.

Take this shit to the pcl 

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Grammar smack on a message board !!!  I feel very honored.  I mean hon-o-red

It's a JOKE. Christ, you guys can be uptight for a board that got rated #3 in the nation.

Yes, I saw that, and congrats. FUKM.

3 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

Are we talking strippers with dollar bills or monkeys and bananas?  

@stork642

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3 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

Are we talking strippers with dollar bills or monkeys and bananas?  

Yes. 

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

FYI you don’t have to make a practical joke to be met with hostility. 

good to know. Is there a more serious forum on here?

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2 minutes ago, BoomerSooner2578 said:

It's a JOKE. Christ, you guys can be uptight for a board that got rated #3 in the nation.

Yes, I saw that, and congrats. FUKM.

Who's upset?  Leave that religious shit in Mobilehoma though.

Just now, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

good to know. Is there a more serious forum on here?

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2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Who's upset?  Leave that religious shit in Mobilehoma though.

I'm Strong / Explicit atheist, and don't live in OK.

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Who the fuck are these new guys who think anyone gives a shit who they are or half a shit about their life story? Sit the fuck back, shut the fuck up, and lurk for a while. 

And if you've already lurked for a while then go back and lurk forever. 

I have two neighbors, brothers.  One across the street and the other down the street.  One went to Texas and the other ou.  Eddie the younger geezer is a Tx Alum.  He prides himself as the smarter, better looking and funnier one.  He likes to park his burnt orange stingray vet in his older brothers driveway on occasion to wash and wax it.  He invites me over to shoot the shit and make fun of his brother.  He says that if his brother wasn't such a moron the family oil business daddy left him and not Eddie wouldn't have gone to shit.  Some funny shit. 

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Who the fuck are these new guys who think anyone gives a shit who they are or half a shit about their life story? Sit the fuck back, shut the fuck up, and lurk for a while. 

And if you've already lurked for a while then go back and lurk forever. 

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