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9 hours ago, TexasTroll said:

 

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.

...and those who can’t teach, teach gym.

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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On 1/15/2021 at 9:11 AM, Caver60 said:

I think this years Bama on field coaching staff didn’t include a single coach who was on the field in 2017 when they won it last.

Another crazy bit: I think it’s also true that he has never had a signing class at Bama that has failed to win a national championship at some point in their 4 years on campus.

True, every player who signed at Bama since Saban has been there has a Championship ring if they stayed three years. That's crazy. As for coaches, I can't think of one who was but I was too lazy to look it up and see.

9 hours ago, BoomerSooner2578 said:

I was raised on OU fan, what am I supposed to do? I'm almost 43, and I remember games from 1984. 

It was the catchy fight song ... name that tune in two words.

In the last three pages of the “coaching staff” thread there are literally less than 10 posts about assembling the new coaching staff. 

8 hours ago, BoomerSooner2578 said:

IT WAS A JOKE!

 

Apologizing for "trolling" when I never trolled. I make TWO jokes, the last WITH a wink smiley face. My best friend is a Longhorn fan, and lives in Boulder. There's about as many chrome Longhorn chrome attachments on cars here as there are are CU stickers, becuase CU has no fans. Austin loves Boulder / Boulder loves Austin, and I'm happy to meet Austin transplants. I have three close Longhorn fans from TX. JFC, ya'll. 

 

And I'm aware UT is a good school! 

Some people can deliver a punchline and some can’t. 

1 hour ago, Orange&White said:

In the last three pages of the “coaching staff” thread there are literally less than 10 posts about assembling the new coaching staff. 

There's threads with lots of tangents, and there's threads that are actively worthless, and this is the second one.

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2 hours ago, orangecat92 said:

...and those who can’t teach, teach gym.

Speaking of them, just what are the gym teachers doing during this era of remote learning?

39 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

In the last three pages of the “coaching staff” thread there are literally less than 10 posts about assembling the new coaching staff. 

You just saved me a ton of time. No need to go back.   I'll check this thread again tonight.

10 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Speaking of them, just what are the gym teachers doing during this era of remote learning?

In middle school and high school they're requiring even virtual students come to school for athletics.  Otherwise they just send out workouts.  So pretty much nothing which isn't any more or less than previous years.

16 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

Pretty sure her own mother would struggle to recognize her.


Would be her momma for sure, cuz you know she doesn’t know her father.

 

I’ll show myself out

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

There's threads with lots of tangents, and there's threads that are actively worthless, and this is the second one.


I wouldn’t say it’s “worthless”

 

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Oh for fucks sake.  This thread is worthless. 

Let the monkey call the defense and shut it down 

10 hours ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

? So he outright committed a recruiting violation?

You don’t read too good do ya.

10 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

So is Ewers or Klubnik gonna be our DC?

Ask the monkey.  The monkey knows all.  Night At The Museum Movie GIF by 20th Century Studios

10 hours ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

why can't I react to posts?

Because you touch your cousin.

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Speaking of them, just what are the gym teachers doing during this era of remote learning?

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Remote learning.  

Well,just sitting here waiting for the next BIGTIME Monkey Chow $9.95 report from the highly connected one....

13 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

I really need a pic of the monkey on a leash while the Banks’ explore Austin.  Co-op, Maudies, etc.  Is that too much to ask for?

This would be an incredible t shirt

This thread needs to get back on topic. I'm going to be looking for a new mod so I can go to dinner with my wife and not have threads like this just turn into dumpster fires. More monkey as DC talk though. 

Don’t be a bitch. When there’s information relevant to the thread it stays on topic. When there’s not, it meanders. But who cares?

3 hours ago, Orange&White said:

In the last three pages of the “coaching staff” thread there are literally less than 10 posts about assembling the new coaching staff. 

And literally 0 new news!

Don’t be a bitch. When there’s information relevant to the thread it stays on topic. When there’s not, it meanders. But who cares?

I care, because wading through 5 pages of shit posting to find the 1 or 2 legitimate updates fucking sucks. It’s not like there aren’t plenty of other options on this site for that kind of discourse either.

Bad stripper monkey...

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You  do know that there is a no BS thread which contains only official updates by blacklab for you whiny bitches that only want real news right?

8 minutes ago, RichUT said:


I care, because wading through 5 pages of shit posting to find the 1 or 2 legitimate updates fucking sucks. It’s not like there aren’t plenty of other options on this site for that kind of discourse either.

Is HEB open?

9 minutes ago, RichUT said:


I care, because wading through 5 pages of shit posting to find the 1 or 2 legitimate updates fucking sucks. It’s not like there aren’t plenty of other options on this site for that kind of discourse either.

If I’m ever that far behind, I just scroll through looking for the popular post tag, and any screenshots posted. The popular posts will either be relevant coaching material or people bitching about the off topic material. 

3 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Bad stripper monkey...

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Would be a great band name for any of our aspiring musicians.

22 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Don’t be a bitch. When there’s information relevant to the thread it stays on topic. When there’s not, it meanders. But who cares?

To be fair, we are creating a lot of ox-bow lakes that seem to capture people. 

Yes, you just read some top-notch riparian humor. I’ll be here all week.

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7 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Bad stripper monkey...

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That’s not the monkey I imagined her spanking ...

I’m in Fort Collins at the moment, so this thread is hitting close to my son’s home. 

This chick will rule this place if she starts posting here. Gotdamn the thirsty posting that’s about to happen...

25 minutes ago, RichUT said:


I care, because wading through 5 pages of shit posting to find the 1 or 2 legitimate updates fucking sucks. It’s not like there aren’t plenty of other options on this site for that kind of discourse either.

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7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Of the poles?

1 minute ago, JohnnyRage said:

I am now dumber.

Thanks for the update. 

20 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

You  do know that there is a no BS thread which contains only official updates by blacklab for you whiny bitches that only want real news right?

And that thread is great if all you care about is confirmed hires. Some of us like to follow the speculative part of the process, which is not captured there. 

BTW, all the shit posters know that there are entire fucking forums for the kind of inane and banal bullshit that you fucks insist on dragging into this topic, right?

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Of the poles?


this is the kind of joke we need, dare I say, deserve. 

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

There's threads with lots of tangents, and there's threads that are actively worthless, and this is the second one.

It hard to have a useful thread when every probable or improbable name has been thrown and discussed and Sark continues to keep everyone in the dark. 

8 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Of the poles?

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21 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

That’s not the monkey I imagined her spanking ...

and a stripper pole is not the "pole" I first imagined being assassinated. 

4 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Maybe a rep multiplier for times like these? 10 Fuck Yous becomes 100?

That is how TOR created a dictatorship on Shaggy, let's not relive that regime again.

59 minutes ago, immamac said:

This would be an incredible t shirt

This thread needs to get back on topic. I'm going to be looking for a new mod so I can go to dinner with my wife and not have threads like this just turn into dumpster fires. More monkey as DC talk though. 

The beauty of an inflatable wife is that she is on YOUR schedule.

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8 minutes ago, RichUT said:

And that thread is great if all you care about is confirmed hires. Some of us like to follow the speculative part of the process, which is not captured there. 

BTW, all the shit posters know that there are entire fucking forums for the kind of inane and banal bullshit that you fucks insist on dragging into this topic, right?

Just like there’s other threads on this site that are for bitching and moaning.  
 

It’s like what’s was talked about 10-15 pages ago.  There’s fucking nothing to talk or speculate about.  We’re at the same fucking spot today that we were 3 days ago.  If you don’t want to wad through the shit, either stay off this thread till it jumps 20 pages in 10 minutes or scroll through till you see tweets, screenshots, etc.  

 

You fuckers bitching about free information is incredible. 

21 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

This chick will rule this place if she starts posting here. Gotdamn the thirsty posting that’s about to happen...

You would have to top a million per year with Ron Jeremy genetics for a shot, so like, only half of us.

32 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Would be a great band name for any of our aspiring musicians.

Christian Rock version —> Bad Strypper Monkey ...  they might work for fajitas.... maybe 

 

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