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4 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

her monkey has a conceal carry permit so no need to worry about PoleAssassin 

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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45 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Who is SARK's agent ??

I’m just wrong

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49 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Who even needs a DC

or a LB coach

19 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

her monkey has a conceal carry permit so no need to worry about PoleAssassin 

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That can't be easy to do without opposable thumbs.

8 minutes ago, runthebone said:

That can't be easy to do without opposable thumbs.

The magic of television,  ever see Mr. Ed?

42 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I was in Vegas over Christmas and it was fucking dead. I've never seen Vegas like that. Half the hotels were closed. The casinos were almost empty. Our driver said that there has been a lot of crime this past year because of the clientele they are bringing in during Covid. He went on to describe some of the shootings outside various casinos.

Before Xmas on the 18-22nd but same 

Did we ever get the character limit removed to get the cliff notes from the semi-BMD Zoom call?

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I'm a fan of Wynn/Encore myself

Why not both and more? LULZ

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2 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Lol Saban loses assistant every year yet he has 6 championships. Nothing can slow that machine down 

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48 minutes ago, runthebone said:

That can't be easy to do without opposable thumbs.

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2 hours ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Does a Golding hire rule out Lupoi?

No, but I think he is unnecessary. I would prefer to bring in another DB assistant (from LSU) over splitting LB or defensive line duties. Lupoi is a good coach but his best asset is his bag skills. I don't think that is needed with this staff and with the NCAA rules changes coming, I think the importance of bag handling will diminish rather quickly. Moreover, I think his reputation creates unnecessary risk.

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2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

If the Golding report is true, that is a very odd turn of events. I don’t see how Sark can try to take so many coaches when Saban pulled him off the scrap heap and gave him a shot. 

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58 minutes ago, runthebone said:

That can't be easy to do without opposable thumbs.

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3 hours ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Nigerian prince? 🤔

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20 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Challenge accepted

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With my first order of business Coach Saban I’d like to trade the Brockermeyer’s and Jalen Milroe for Cade Brewer.

Who ever is reading this to CDC tell him to suggest JON HEACOCK to SARK.  The dude's defense has our league figured out.  He's killing it with scrubs! Inject our talent and combine our offense for a winning recipe.    

 

1 minute ago, RollLeft said:

Who ever is reading this to CDC tell him to suggest JON HEACOCK to SARK.  The dude's defense has our league figured out.  He's killing it with scrubs! Inject our talent and combine our offense for a winning recipe.    

 

I think he’d stay at ISU

3 minutes ago, Fud said:

I think he’d stay at ISU

Only one way to find out.  

Fuck that shit. Sark doesn’t owe Saban anything. He was a huge part of winning  him another NC. Do you think Saban told Sark he wouldn’t recruit Texas as hard since he’s here now?
Exactly, theyre competitors now. Dog eat dog in the CFB world
12 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Who ever is reading this to CDC tell him to suggest JON HEACOCK to SARK.  The dude's defense has our league figured out.  He's killing it with scrubs! Inject our talent and combine our offense for a winning recipe.    

 

Tied at the hip to Campbell 

18 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Has anyone heard What Oscar Giles fate is?   Including Oscar Giles?

Has anyone bothered to wake him up on his office couch to let him know?

11 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said:

Just so long as it isn’t Stoops.

 

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Damn, Leo DiCaprio has let himself go.

Heacock is attached at the hip to Campbell. He’ll be the DC at Michigan in a year. He’s not coming even if Texas showed interest.

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He’s also going to be the leading candidate to replace Campbell at Iowa St. 

The time for the Heacock discussion was in the Campbell or Bust thread.

It’s odd y’all are so certain an adult male wouldn’t leave another adult male for a year or so for an additional million dollars.

1 hour ago, Mileslong said:


The Cliff notes of Bull Reese’s podcast are this: take your shitty, slow, white MLB and mug the nose tackle...

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If you like Heacock, then root for getting Odom

Just now, Fud said:

If you like Heacock, then root for getting Odom

Wouldn't it be better to just root for Heacock?

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

Wouldn't it be better to just root for Heacock?

I’d rather have Odom, but you can root for whoever you want 

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8 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

It’s odd y’all are so certain an adult male wouldn’t leave another adult male for a year or so for an additional million dollars.

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I did not know Barney Fife coached at VT.

3 hours ago, TexasEx said:

Something about Rudy Tomjanovich ? and Nahlin jumping in with some shit about a Mexican restaurant. Basically nonsense but they’re letting the other posters speculate he’s ours. 

FUUCCK, hope it don't end like this.

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2 hours ago, Bevo said:

I was in Vegas over Christmas and it was fucking dead. I've never seen Vegas like that. Half the hotels were closed. The casinos were almost empty. Our driver said that there has been a lot of crime this past year because of the clientele they are bringing in during Covid. He went on to describe some of the shootings outside various casinos.

Just left D.C.  Driver said same thing there.

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Well we can announce brees tomorrow 

Don’t believe it. His agent’s just trying to get him a raise with the Saints.

2 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Did someone cut them off?

Isn't monkey gia a capuchin?

What do you do with a monkey when you’re not at home?  Do you crate it?  I feel like they would need more space than that.

23 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Dennis Allen has entered the 9.95 Roulette portal.

Not sure who said this but as you can see from how antsy everyone is over here from spinning around the same names it's definitely them just throwing their subs a bone so that they can have a new toy to argue about for a day as they try to get real info

What do you do with a monkey when you’re not at home?  Do you crate it?  I feel like they would need more space than that.

A monkey will shit atop your curtain rods
1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:


A monkey will shit atop your curtain rods

I have never owned a monkey, but I have witnessed some chimpanzees do some pretty ludicrous shit, so I’m assuming the behavior would be about the same.  I did know a guy who had a tiger for a little bit, so I’m no exotic animals virgin.

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

I have never owned a monkey, but I have witnessed some chimpanzees do some pretty ludicrous shit, so I’m assuming the behavior would be about the same.  I did know a guy who had a tiger for a little bit, so I’m no exotic animals virgin.

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1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

I have never owned a monkey, but I have witnessed some chimpanzees do some pretty ludicrous shit, so I’m assuming the behavior would be about the same.  I did know a guy who had a tiger for a little bit, so I’m no exotic animals virgin.


no one said to fuck the money...

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