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8 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

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It would only take $4M or so to money whip him.

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8 minutes ago, JBJ said:

It would only take $4M or so to money whip him.

The only lasting memory I have of Diaz is the shouting match between Diaz, Akina, and Mack on the sidelines as this was happening.

 

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This thread needs to be shuttered if only because it tends to bring up the worst Texas football memories every couple pages. 

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

This thread needs to be shuttered if only because it tends to bring up the worst Texas football memories every couple pages. 

Who was Alabama's DC in 2009 when Colt's arm died?

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

This thread needs to be shuttered if only because it tends to bring up the worst Texas football memories every couple pages. 

What, you mean like Colt getting injured against bama, or losing the CCG in 2001?

Goddamnit.

2 minutes ago, XYZ said:

What, you mean like Colt getting injured against bama, or losing the CCG in 2001?

Thinking more like Miami Cotton Bowl

42 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

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His defense would probably be better if he didn’t have a jackass DB coach fucking him like a $2 hooker. 

Just now, GeoffE said:

His defense would probably be better if he didn’t have a jackass DB coach fucking him like a $2 hooker. 

Maybe.  Mack buttfucked his Miami d this year though and nearly had two 300 yard rushers in a single game.

50 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

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I'll cut you!

On 1/16/2021 at 1:55 PM, tonedeaf said:

I may be alone here but I think we have the talent.  Just need the right people in charge.  I think we finally have it. 

Hiring a DC is hard 

Edited by TenCarryTom

14 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Maybe.  Mack buttfucked his Miami d this year though and nearly had two 300 yard rushers in a single game.

So rob Mack of Thigpen?

18 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Maybe.  Mack buttfucked his Miami d this year though and nearly had two 300 yard rushers in a single game.

I did not watch that game, nor did I give a single fuck about it, but I just took a look at the box score.

Ho Lee Fuk.

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

All I know is that he ended Jeff Fisher's NFL career, so he's an automatic hire in my book.

Speaking of Fisher...

I keed I keed don't neg me into oblivion.

9 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

So rob Mack of Thigpen?

Hard No.  Gave up 41 to shit-tastic aggie by ignoring the fact that they have 1 weapon and not adjusting to it.  

1 minute ago, MIkeHoncho said:

Hard No.  Gave up 41 to shit-tastic aggie by ignoring the fact that they have 1 weapon and not adjusting to it.  

No worries man.  It is known that he sucks.

30 minutes ago, GeoffE said:

His defense would probably be better if he didn’t have a jackass DB coach fucking him like a $2 hooker. 

 
seems to me $2 hookers would be lazy. 

Edited by Doc Reeves

What happened after I left the room? I posted about fajitas.

...........That was awesome.

 

25 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

 
seems to me $2 hookers would be lazy. 

This is true.  I’d rather pay $10 and have someone who is motivated.

Just now, conVINCEd said:

This is true.  I’d rather pay $10 and have someone who is motivated and with teeth.

fify

Just now, RollLeft said:

fify

I believe you have to go to $20 to get teeth.

DC update from TFB:

Spoiler

***I’ll tell you up front. I still can’t give out the name of the new DC target. But as I said in the comments section in the previous post, he’s a great candidate and he’s more seasoned than someone like Golding.

***As of this past weekend, folks in his camp felt like they were close to a deal and then things went a bit quiet on Sunday.

***As I said, yesterday, that could’ve been due to a number of reasons. Could have been due to nothing other than Sark wanted to take a breather before anything proceeded.

***I am told that talks have resumed between Texas and this other DC target.

***That tells me that either Golding was never really offered or Golding declined. I tend to think it was the former. Why? Because we are a week past the national championship. Sark knows everything he needs to know about Golding. Why would he begin discussions with another candidate only to turn around an suddenly offer the guy he’s already known and worked with?

***My suspicion remains that the Golding reports about Texas trying to pay top dollar for him was someone trying to see if they could push things with LSU. Well, LSU hired a DC today and it wasn’t Pete Golding.

***If I had to guess, Sark knew the results of the Pruitt thing were coming and he held things up to see what would come of those. Pruitt was fired today with cause which may mean he will carry a “show cause”. That doesn’t mean he can’t be hired but what it actually means will take time to know and would require Texas to navigate.

***As I said yesterday, I was told that Pruitt told one his transfers to hold off on a decision and said he could get him a spot with Sark at Texas. That’s straight from the mouth of a family member of the player.

***Also, I’ve heard from folks on Arnett’s side who say that they believe Sark really likes Arnett but that the big money folks would prefer a bigger name like a Pruitt or Golding. This other DC I’ve been referring to may be a nice a balance between them all, actually. Don’t know if the name is big enough for the big money people but his resume is hard to argue with and his name in coaching circles in bigger than Arnett’s.

***So, what happens now? I don’t know for sure but if talks have resumed between Sark and the DC who I’m choosing not to name, then I’d guess there’s at least a decent chance he ends up landing the job. It also says that nothing has necessarily been decided.

***I’ll give things another day or two before we begin to close the book on Golding. I’m almost expecting to press publish on this article and find a report on twitter that Golding is headed to Texas haha!

***It may take a little longer to know whether the book is open or closed on Pruitt.

 

3 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

This is true.  I’d rather pay $10 and have someone who is motivated.

"Why pay $10 for one hooker when you can kill five for free?"

— Craig James (allegedly) 

5 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

This is true.  I’d rather pay $10 and have someone who is motivated.

Well La-Dee-dah your MAJESTY...

Looked through the coaching staff of the 4 NFL playoff teams and the only assistant who stood out as a recent college coach with DC experience was Mike Smith of the Packers who spent 2 years as the D-Coordinator at Texas Tech.  He ain't it.

This shit is worst than the Urban thread. Fucking retards, all of you

5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

DC update from TFB:

  Reveal hidden contents

***I’ll tell you up front. I still can’t give out the name of the new DC target. But as I said in the comments section in the previous post, he’s a great candidate and he’s more seasoned than someone like Golding.

***As of this past weekend, folks in his camp felt like they were close to a deal and then things went a bit quiet on Sunday.

***As I said, yesterday, that could’ve been due to a number of reasons. Could have been due to nothing other than Sark wanted to take a breather before anything proceeded.

***I am told that talks have resumed between Texas and this other DC target.

***That tells me that either Golding was never really offered or Golding declined. I tend to think it was the former. Why? Because we are a week past the national championship. Sark knows everything he needs to know about Golding. Why would he begin discussions with another candidate only to turn around an suddenly offer the guy he’s already known and worked with?

***My suspicion remains that the Golding reports about Texas trying to pay top dollar for him was someone trying to see if they could push things with LSU. Well, LSU hired a DC today and it wasn’t Pete Golding.

***If I had to guess, Sark knew the results of the Pruitt thing were coming and he held things up to see what would come of those. Pruitt was fired today with cause which may mean he will carry a “show cause”. That doesn’t mean he can’t be hired but what it actually means will take time to know and would require Texas to navigate.

***As I said yesterday, I was told that Pruitt told one his transfers to hold off on a decision and said he could get him a spot with Sark at Texas. That’s straight from the mouth of a family member of the player.

***Also, I’ve heard from folks on Arnett’s side who say that they believe Sark really likes Arnett but that the big money folks would prefer a bigger name like a Pruitt or Golding. This other DC I’ve been referring to may be a nice a balance between them all, actually. Don’t know if the name is big enough for the big money people but his resume is hard to argue with and his name in coaching circles in bigger than Arnett’s.

***So, what happens now? I don’t know for sure but if talks have resumed between Sark and the DC who I’m choosing not to name, then I’d guess there’s at least a decent chance he ends up landing the job. It also says that nothing has necessarily been decided.

***I’ll give things another day or two before we begin to close the book on Golding. I’m almost expecting to press publish on this article and find a report on twitter that Golding is headed to Texas haha!

***It may take a little longer to know whether the book is open or closed on Pruitt.

 

Yes.  Exactly.  Yes.

Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

*worse

I meant all of you. Including me.

OK, let's assume that TFB is correct about the DC whose name can not be uttered Who do you think it is?

1 minute ago, salonghorn said:

OK, let's assume that TFB is correct about the DC whose name can not be uttered Who do you think it is?

Yaweh

1 minute ago, salonghorn said:

OK, let's assume that TFB is correct about the DC whose name can not be uttered Who do you think it is?

Ilaisa Tuiaki - BYU DC.  Strong Polynesian Ties

19 minutes ago, Machinator said:

DC update from TFB:

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***I’ll tell you up front. I still can’t give out the name of the new DC target. But as I said in the comments section in the previous post, he’s a great candidate and he’s more seasoned than someone like Golding.

***As of this past weekend, folks in his camp felt like they were close to a deal and then things went a bit quiet on Sunday.

***As I said, yesterday, that could’ve been due to a number of reasons. Could have been due to nothing other than Sark wanted to take a breather before anything proceeded.

***I am told that talks have resumed between Texas and this other DC target.

***That tells me that either Golding was never really offered or Golding declined. I tend to think it was the former. Why? Because we are a week past the national championship. Sark knows everything he needs to know about Golding. Why would he begin discussions with another candidate only to turn around an suddenly offer the guy he’s already known and worked with?

***My suspicion remains that the Golding reports about Texas trying to pay top dollar for him was someone trying to see if they could push things with LSU. Well, LSU hired a DC today and it wasn’t Pete Golding.

***If I had to guess, Sark knew the results of the Pruitt thing were coming and he held things up to see what would come of those. Pruitt was fired today with cause which may mean he will carry a “show cause”. That doesn’t mean he can’t be hired but what it actually means will take time to know and would require Texas to navigate.

***As I said yesterday, I was told that Pruitt told one his transfers to hold off on a decision and said he could get him a spot with Sark at Texas. That’s straight from the mouth of a family member of the player.

***Also, I’ve heard from folks on Arnett’s side who say that they believe Sark really likes Arnett but that the big money folks would prefer a bigger name like a Pruitt or Golding. This other DC I’ve been referring to may be a nice a balance between them all, actually. Don’t know if the name is big enough for the big money people but his resume is hard to argue with and his name in coaching circles in bigger than Arnett’s.

***So, what happens now? I don’t know for sure but if talks have resumed between Sark and the DC who I’m choosing not to name, then I’d guess there’s at least a decent chance he ends up landing the job. It also says that nothing has necessarily been decided.

***I’ll give things another day or two before we begin to close the book on Golding. I’m almost expecting to press publish on this article and find a report on twitter that Golding is headed to Texas haha!

***It may take a little longer to know whether the book is open or closed on Pruitt.

 

So, an NFLer whose season ended over the weekend?

Edited by ShaggyBevo RIP

1 minute ago, salonghorn said:

OK, let's assume that TFB is correct about the DC whose name can not be uttered Who do you think it is?

They are reputable. If they have a name they have a source.  

Unless he is the guy we will never hear the name

OK, let's assume that TFB is correct about the DC whose name can not be uttered Who do you think it is?

Only one answer. Lord Voldemort.
I'd tap the brakes on all the Pruitt speculation. There is a good chance Pruitt ends up coaching in the Italian league.
According to Sark our brake lines are cut. Have you missed the fact we now have a monkey and stripper on staff?
2 minutes ago, salonghorn said:

OK, let's assume that TFB is correct about the DC whose name can not be uttered Who do you think it is?

The guitarist for the Dwarves is called He Who Cannot be Named. Putting him in the mix at this point because it makes as much sense as anything else in this thread. Also, don't google HWCBN unless you want to see him in all his natural glory. 

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20 minutes ago, Machinator said:

DC update from TFB:

  Reveal hidden contents

***I’ll tell you up front. I still can’t give out the name of the new DC target. But as I said in the comments section in the previous post, he’s a great candidate and he’s more seasoned than someone like Golding.

***As of this past weekend, folks in his camp felt like they were close to a deal and then things went a bit quiet on Sunday.

***As I said, yesterday, that could’ve been due to a number of reasons. Could have been due to nothing other than Sark wanted to take a breather before anything proceeded.

***I am told that talks have resumed between Texas and this other DC target.

***That tells me that either Golding was never really offered or Golding declined. I tend to think it was the former. Why? Because we are a week past the national championship. Sark knows everything he needs to know about Golding. Why would he begin discussions with another candidate only to turn around an suddenly offer the guy he’s already known and worked with?

***My suspicion remains that the Golding reports about Texas trying to pay top dollar for him was someone trying to see if they could push things with LSU. Well, LSU hired a DC today and it wasn’t Pete Golding.

***If I had to guess, Sark knew the results of the Pruitt thing were coming and he held things up to see what would come of those. Pruitt was fired today with cause which may mean he will carry a “show cause”. That doesn’t mean he can’t be hired but what it actually means will take time to know and would require Texas to navigate.

***As I said yesterday, I was told that Pruitt told one his transfers to hold off on a decision and said he could get him a spot with Sark at Texas. That’s straight from the mouth of a family member of the player.

***Also, I’ve heard from folks on Arnett’s side who say that they believe Sark really likes Arnett but that the big money folks would prefer a bigger name like a Pruitt or Golding. This other DC I’ve been referring to may be a nice a balance between them all, actually. Don’t know if the name is big enough for the big money people but his resume is hard to argue with and his name in coaching circles in bigger than Arnett’s.

***So, what happens now? I don’t know for sure but if talks have resumed between Sark and the DC who I’m choosing not to name, then I’d guess there’s at least a decent chance he ends up landing the job. It also says that nothing has necessarily been decided.

***I’ll give things another day or two before we begin to close the book on Golding. I’m almost expecting to press publish on this article and find a report on twitter that Golding is headed to Texas haha!

***It may take a little longer to know whether the book is open or closed on Pruitt.

 

This “update” is worse than yesterday’s lord. “I know a secret that you can’t know”...thought TFB was better than that

Just now, RGBIII said:

This “update” is worse than yesterday’s lord. “I know a secret that you can’t know”...thought TFB was better than that

The sad part is not only is it a “I know something but I’m not telling “ story it still includes a ton of “we don’t know shit” in there as well

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

This “update” is worse than yesterday’s lord. “I know a secret that you can’t know”...thought TFB was better than that

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The guitarist for the Dwarves is called He Who Cannot be Named. Putting him in the mix at this point because it makes as much sense as anything else in this thread. Also, don't google HWCBN unless you want to see him in all his natural glory. 
HeWhoCannotBeNamed1.jpg&f=1&nofb=1
 

I hosted a burlesque show one time with Blag and he was a total choade.
16 minutes ago, Machinator said:

DC update from TFB:

  Reveal hidden contents

***I’ll tell you up front. I still can’t give out the name of the new DC target. But as I said in the comments section in the previous post, he’s a great candidate and he’s more seasoned than someone like Golding.

***As of this past weekend, folks in his camp felt like they were close to a deal and then things went a bit quiet on Sunday.

***As I said, yesterday, that could’ve been due to a number of reasons. Could have been due to nothing other than Sark wanted to take a breather before anything proceeded.

***I am told that talks have resumed between Texas and this other DC target.

***That tells me that either Golding was never really offered or Golding declined. I tend to think it was the former. Why? Because we are a week past the national championship. Sark knows everything he needs to know about Golding. Why would he begin discussions with another candidate only to turn around an suddenly offer the guy he’s already known and worked with?

***My suspicion remains that the Golding reports about Texas trying to pay top dollar for him was someone trying to see if they could push things with LSU. Well, LSU hired a DC today and it wasn’t Pete Golding.

***If I had to guess, Sark knew the results of the Pruitt thing were coming and he held things up to see what would come of those. Pruitt was fired today with cause which may mean he will carry a “show cause”. That doesn’t mean he can’t be hired but what it actually means will take time to know and would require Texas to navigate.

***As I said yesterday, I was told that Pruitt told one his transfers to hold off on a decision and said he could get him a spot with Sark at Texas. That’s straight from the mouth of a family member of the player.

***Also, I’ve heard from folks on Arnett’s side who say that they believe Sark really likes Arnett but that the big money folks would prefer a bigger name like a Pruitt or Golding. This other DC I’ve been referring to may be a nice a balance between them all, actually. Don’t know if the name is big enough for the big money people but his resume is hard to argue with and his name in coaching circles in bigger than Arnett’s.

***So, what happens now? I don’t know for sure but if talks have resumed between Sark and the DC who I’m choosing not to name, then I’d guess there’s at least a decent chance he ends up landing the job. It also says that nothing has necessarily been decided.

***I’ll give things another day or two before we begin to close the book on Golding. I’m almost expecting to press publish on this article and find a report on twitter that Golding is headed to Texas haha!

***It may take a little longer to know whether the book is open or closed on Pruitt.

 

That specific part about the Arnett being Sark's favorite but not a big enough name has to be absolute bullshit right? Surely we are not so fucking stupid as a program to allow the money folks any say whatsoever in the coordinator hire. I mean its one thing to give them sway over the HC search when they are being asked to write so many checks. It is even reasonable for them to put their foot down and be like "No, you cannot hire the retard crackhead Stoops brother" but to think they could reject a name like Arnett is absurd. 

7 minutes ago, salonghorn said:

OK, let's assume that TFB is correct about the DC whose name can not be uttered Who do you think it is?

My guess remains DeRuyter. Kind of threw it out as a blind guess after they first mentioned the mystery guy and the way they describe him here as "a bigger name with more of a track record but still not a HUGE name" fits. I think it will be a brutally underwhelming hire and a step back from Ash but not like a Watson-tier debacle if correct. 

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