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Between this and the Hitler video my liver is about to tap the fuck out.  I just need CTJ to chime in and tell us we are about to go balls deep on everybody.  

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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2 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

We’re gonna need to see these freakin out posts. 

@Longhornfrenzy on line 1

7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Makes sense that he’s scrolling surly after we made so many new friend on HardcoreHusky.com or whatever the fuck it was called

I won't know what to think of this hire until I see BleachedAnusDawg's take

Never heard of Kwiatkowski — am I gruntled by this rumor?

Haha goddamn, if Wash fans didn’t hate Sark before...

This is who I was talking about earlier and who I wanted all along now. 
 

you could say he was always in the...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pole position. 

Here's a Washington fan that I really trust and he has good knowledge of the program. 

 

That Kim somebody from UW 247 jumped on the UT 247 board with these comments:

  •  He's good. Really good. If it happens, you scored big. Mild manned, even temperament, mad scientist. Good dude. Great coach.,
  • I don't think it's done yet, but I expect it to happen. My source is different, and it's a good source.
5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Not the worst idea Wescott has ever had. 
 

 

WTF does this mean?

7 minutes ago, FreeHorn said:

My wife and boss will be very happy because I’ve done no work and have bored my wife to death talking about Texas football since the Urban or Bust thread days. 

 

Do you know what your wife and your boss have been doing while you were Surleying?  Hmm?

 

22 minutes ago, Beer Drinker said:

WTF am I supposed to do now?

masturbate... that's what I always do

 

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

masturbate... that's what I always do

 

Furiously, vigorously, or some combination thereof?

19 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

We’re gonna need to see these freakin out posts. 

More folks need to sign up on the Husky board. 

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Someone ask Acho if he knows anything.

 

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3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Furiously, vigorously, or some combination thereof?

Yes.

 

15 minutes ago, FreeHorn said:

My wife and boss will be very happy because I’ve done no work and have bored my wife to death talking about Texas football since the Urban or Bust thread days. 

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35 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

If he’s the guy, why didn’t this get announced a week ago?

The timing of this makes me certain we were just waiting out the Pruitt situation. There was always a chance he wouldn't directly get tied into the scandal or they would be lesser infractions not full on Level 1 shit. Instead he gets fired for cause and that pretty much makes him radioactive and then BOOM we pivot to an excellent Option B in Peter K. 

 

28 minutes ago, Beer Drinker said:

WTF am I supposed to do now?

We still get to wildly speculate about who the final position coach will be at least for now. 

11 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Never heard of Kwiatkowski — am I gruntled by this rumor?

He’s good. 

2 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Someone ask Schools if he knows anything.

 

If Acho suddenly becomes an insider, we are going to have to ship Coach K back home.

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8 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Do you know what your wife and your boss have been doing while you were Surleying?  Hmm?

 

I don’t but if that’s the sacrifice I had to make to get rid of Herman and have a real coaching staff hired at Texas then I’ll just deal with them later. 

He coaches OLB at wash. Guess he will do the same for us.

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I kinda had my heart set on Mike Stoops but I guess this will do. 

4 minutes ago, Kanly said:

He coaches OLB at wash. Guess he will do the same for us.

Wonder if this means we’ll be back to pursuing Raymond for CBs. Would be the dream.

 

17 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Never heard of Kwiatkowski — am I gruntled by this rumor?

Not sure how common that last name is.  I wonder if he is related to Karen Kwiatkowski (no CR).

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Woot! You mean to tell me that Pete Golding to Texas was made up bullshit when being pushed out there ahead of the national title game? Stunning. 

This is a shocking, excellent fucking hire. This staff fucks.  

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Not my money but did it really take 2.5 per?

I doubt it, but because someone on Twitter mentioned that number, I assume that’s what we’re going with as an immediately assumed fact. 

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If someone tells me that this mother fuckers agent is Sexton I’m going to break something

Just now, closetojumping said:

Woot! You mean to tell me that Pete Golding to Texas was made up bullshit when being pushed out there ahead of the national title game? Stunning. 

This is a shocking, excellent fucking hire. This staff fucks.  

Yep. Ranks above most of the names that have been kicked around on this thread. I’m gruntled. 

13 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

 

20 of our 35+ was probably 0u.

 

Name some good PAC12 teams during that stretch.

7 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

20 of our 35+ was probably 0u.

 

Name some good PAC12 teams during that stretch.

Oregon, Stanford, Washington State, Utah, and USC have been good off and on during that stretch. And Washington made it to the playoff. 

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3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Woot! You mean to tell me that Pete Golding to Texas was made up bullshit when being pushed out there ahead of the national title game? Stunning. 

This is a shocking, excellent fucking hire. This staff fucks.  

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13 minutes ago, FreeHorn said:

I don’t but if that’s the sacrifice I had to make to get rid of Herman and have a real coaching staff hired at Texas then I’ll just deal with them later. 

Good to see someone has their priorities straight here...

5 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Wonder if this means we’ll be back to pursuing Raymond for CBs. Would be the dream.

If it's not Raymond then they need to find another rainmaker on defense and then this thing is stacked. Davis is really the only plus recruiter they have on defense right now. 

Whoever rounds out the defensive staff really needs to be a great recruiter. Davis is great but Gideon is a complete unknown (I expect him to develop into a great one with all his Texas HS ties but it'll take time), Joseph is an okay recruiter but nothing special, and Peter K is generally considered a non-factor in recruitment beyond simply guys wanting to play for his defense. So we just go hire the best recruiter we can find who coaches LBs or CBs and call this bitch done?

How do you pronounce his last name?

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8 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Yep. Ranks above most of the names that have been kicked around on this thread. I’m gruntled. 

I like this name more than I liked Golding.

4 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

Has Pete Kwiatkowski of Washington been discussed? He came over from Boise State.

 

Just now, HateYouAndMyself said:

Whoever rounds out the defensive staff really needs to be a great recruiter. Davis is great but Gideon is a complete unknown (I expect him to develop into a great one with all his Texas HS ties but it'll take time), Joseph is an okay recruiter but nothing special, and Peter K is generally considered a non-factor in recruitment beyond simply guys wanting to play for his defense. So we just go hire the best recruiter we can find who coaches LBs or CBs and call this bitch done?

Joseph is better than an okay recruiter. 

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Now.  Who does Pete bring?

Repeat?

1 minute ago, Junior Bonner said:

How do you pronounce his last name?

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2 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

How do you pronounce his last name?

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