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12 minutes ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

So who gets the final spot? 
 

Sark - HC

OC/OL - Flood

QB - Milwee

RB - Drayton

WR - Coleman

TE/ST - Banks

DC/LB (Or OLB) - Kwiatkowski

DL - Davis

Possible ILB - Hopefully Hutzler with this route

CB - Joseph

Possible CB - Hopefully Raymond with this route 

S/ST - Gideon 

With CB coach hire, Joseph to S and Gideon to NB?

Not saying it will be him, but Bob Gregory has been the ILB coach with PK since 2010 at BSU and UW. 

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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32 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Pete Kwiatkowski’s defensive ranks per FEI and SP since he became DC at BSU in 2010:

10: 2nd (FEI), 6th (SP)

11: 24th, 15th

12: 19th, 19th

13: 68th, 58th

14 (switched to UW): 23rd, 31st

15: 5th, 27th

16: 6th, 4th

17: 14th, 13th

18: 8th, 4th

19: 16th, 24th

20: 65th, 10th (only played 4 games lol PAC)

 

Based on what some Washington fans told me on twitter the only reason their FEI numbers are down this year is because in the 4th game half their defense was out with Covid. 

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Not saying it will be him, but Bob Gregory has been the ILB coach with PK since 2010 at BSU and UW. 

Will probably get a 2nd linebacker coach if Ketgfdski is the guy right?

18 minutes ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

So who gets the final spot? 
 

Sark - HC

OC/OL - Flood

QB - Milwee

RB - Drayton

WR - Coleman

TE/ST - Banks

DC/LB (Or OLB) - Kwiatkowski

DL - Davis

Possible ILB - Hopefully Hutzler with this route

CB - Joseph

Possible CB - Hopefully Raymond with this route 

S/ST - Gideon 

With CB coach hire, Joseph to S and Gideon to NB?

That seems like more than 10 to me.

Just now, Bevo14 said:

Will probably get a 2nd linebacker coach if Ketgfdski is the guy right?

I assume so, unless they have Gideon coach ILBs, but I doubt that will happen. 

There were only 3 names I could come up with last night on the clues.

And PK is the king among them. We must land this guy! 

13 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Who knew Husky tears were so tasty?

I kinda feel bad for the Hardcore Husky board.  They seem to be our kind of degenerate board bastards.  But dont care got DC

22 minutes ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

So who gets the final spot? 
 

Sark - HC

OC/OL - Flood

QB - Milwee

RB - Drayton

WR - Coleman

TE/ST - Banks

DC/LB (Or OLB) - Kwiatkowski

DL - Davis

Possible ILB - Hopefully Hutzler with this route

CB - Joseph

Possible CB - Hopefully Raymond with this route 

S/ST - Gideon 

With CB coach hire, Joseph to S and Gideon to NB?

I'm interested to see how the DB, ST, Blake Gideon shakes out

10 minutes ago, TheBryMan81 said:

That seems like more than 10 to me.

Was trying to line out if either a 2nd backers coach or a CB coach did.  It’ll be one of the two.  

If true, all in on coach Kolache.

Daughter is hot.

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7 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I kinda feel bad for the Hardcore Husky board.  They seem to be our kind of degenerate board bastards.  But dont care got DC

I'm interested to see how the DB, ST, Blake Gideon shakes out

Yeah I harbor no ill will towards husky fans.  That's a respectable program and a great university. It's not as much fun as stealing from inbred sec dipshits but our need is greater than theirs.

 

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Also does Texas just not have any Polacks? That's not even a particularly difficult Polish name and people are freaking out.

Holy shit I wake up this morning to this. PK and Nazi Surly. This place is magical. 

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Also does Texas just not have any Polacks? That's not even a particularly difficult Polish name and people are freaking out.

Sure.  I hear that they are thriving in New Braunfels, Lockhart, Boerne, Fredericksburg, Gruene, Bulverde, Pflugerville, Weimar and Brenham.

6 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

How do you pronounce his last name?

Im not sure, but I believe it translates from Polish to “Prolapse your offense.”

Not sure if Ray (Rahssan?) Thornton knew something but he seems like a good fit for this defense. 

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6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Also does Texas just not have any Polacks? That's not even a particularly difficult Polish name and people are freaking out.

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10 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

Has Pete Kwiatkowski of Washington been discussed? He came over from Boise State.

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A solid third of the fan base still can't pronounce Sam's last name and only diehards learned Yurcich's ... So I think it's safe to say our DC will go by initials or remain effectively nameless.

Dear Surly racists,

Kurwa mać, spierdalajcie!

-this message brought to you by your friendly resident Pole.

I'm just going to call him PK Fire.

 

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16 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Also does Texas just not have any Polacks? That's not even a particularly difficult Polish name and people are freaking out.

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1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

As a fellow “Kowski”, i welcome our polish overlords

 

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Between this guy and Jeff Banks, I guess we're loading up on poles

29 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

... I'm interested to see how the DB, ST, Blake Gideon shakes out

Somebody gotta go for coffee and who’s better than a Denny’s regular?

2 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Between this guy and Jeff Banks, I guess we're loading up on poles

Damn, I hope pole assassin doesn’t kill him

When Sark was hired, I thought the most important position for him was DC.  Was hoping for a veteran who could handle that side of the ball, no questions asked.  Next up, fix the OL which has been broken since 2007.  Then, there is always recruiting, right Jeff Banks?

Nailed all three.  Let's fucking go!

 

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Anything official

yet?  Still fees unsteady but of Tfb ran with it I like our chances

Literally nothing about the assistants is official yet. But yeah it's still just the TFB and UDub 247 stuff re: PK.

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4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

As a fellow “Kowski”, i welcome our polish overlords

Doomed!

 

Top alternatives i expect we will hear...

Coach QuiteNowski

Coach Ski 

Coach Skeet Skeet

Coach Shhhhhhh

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Literally nothing about the assistants is official yet. But yeah it's still just the TFB and UDub 247 stuff re: PK.

So ready for the graphics dump with all the coaches in place 

My brother is a UW alum and he has given me a ton of shit when sark was brought onboard. 

since sark has started putting together his staff he’s shut up. This news broke last night for him and I woke up to a few e-mail sized texts with an unmistakable aggy flavor. 

Coach K seems like he’s kinda a big deal. 

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If TFB is right about this, they will have been first to call attention to Sark, and first -- by a mile -- to alight on Kwiatkowski. Super impressive in a period when we've seen piles upon piles of bullshit from others.

3 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

It's Tuesday here in Japan, works for me.

Japan huh...  are yah there on a secret mission to pick up snow monkey(s) for a certain pole dancing client??  

Excellent sleuthing from Surly posters, and great scoop by TFB. 

Goddamn it feels good to have a HC who knows how to put together a staff. 

 

3 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

My brother is a UW alum and he has given me a ton of shit when sark was brought onboard. 

since sark has started putting together his staff he’s shut up. This news broke last ugly for him and I woke up to a few e-mail sized texts with an unmistakable aggy flavor. 

Coach K seems like he’s kinda a big deal. 

I look forward to your posts in the family Holiday threads this year.  

Guess i am going to have to turn on lhn today to see how to pronounce his name. I would like to buy a vowel between the K and the W to get me started in the right direction without hearing it.

1 hour ago, NorLa Horns said:

Who knew Husky tears were so tasty?

They have some of the most delusional and arrogant fans in the Pac12.  Get ready for some over the top melodrama 

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10 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

If TFB is right about this, they will have been first to call attention to Sark, and first -- by a mile -- to alight on Kwiatkowski. Super impressive in a period when we've seen piles upon piles of bullshit from others.

They clearly have an in with poleassassin, probably through @OnAComputer

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My brother is a UW alum and he has given me a ton of shit when sark was brought onboard. 
since sark has started putting together his staff he’s shut up. This news broke last ugly for him and I woke up to a few e-mail sized texts with an unmistakable aggy flavor. 
Coach K seems like he’s kinda a big deal. 
I just had an evil laugh reading this. Feels good to finally flex the program's muscles for what seems like a decade. Closest to this was when we hired herm when he was the hottest commodity but this feels like ALL the pieces are coming together
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45 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Also does Texas just not have any Polacks? That's not even a particularly difficult Polish name and people are freaking out.

Give me a minute to czech.

7 hours ago, Beer Drinker said:

WTF does this mean?

It means Eberts is dumb fuck

Nahlin with no new info or confirmation
 

Kareem at The Football Braniacs:
 

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1351400872702582784


If you’ve followed Washington over the years you’re familiar with Kwiatkowski’s work. He and head coach Jimmy Lake formed quite the partnership with Lake getting much of the credit. Lake was elevated to head coach largely on their defensive track record (and Lake’s own recruiting).

Kiwatkowski isn’t a great recruiter but that won’t matter quite as much at an ascending Texas.

If it’s Pete, Sarkisian made one error in trading Blake Gideon for Coleman Hutzler. They’re going to have to get creative in balancing out the defensive staff.

Bo Davis is fine on the defensive line and needs no help.

Outside of coordinating, Kwiatkowski has only coached OLB or DL dating back to his time at Boise State.

Blake Gideon is a DB coach.

Terry Joseph is a safeties or corners coach, but a maximized staff would have him at safeties.

If Kwiatkowski’s the guy, there will be one available coaching position. Ideally they’d get an ace recruiter at corner but they may need a linebacker coach.
 

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”Within reason, they’re not going to lose guys over money.”

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1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

Not saying it will be him, but Bob Gregory has been the ILB coach with PK since 2010 at BSU and UW. 

UW fans seem to be a-okay with losing Gregory, unlike the loss of PK, should both happen. I know of Kwiatkowski, but very little about Gregory. 

25 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Anything official

yet?  Still fees unsteady but of Tfb ran with it I like our chances

You obviously know there is nothing official about any assistant yet. I’ve been wondering if the delay in announcing the staff is related to the job posting rules. If so, it seems like that expires any day now. I know the HC role is exempt from that rule but maybe assistants are not. 

10 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

So far Kwtfgredgski sounds the most like the "mystery candidate" to me.

the great thing about inventing a "mystery" candidate, is it can be just about anybody and you can say "we knew, we told you so" if someone from the field is chosen.

8 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

De La Salle is 400 miles from L.A.. 

Yep. Then again, everywhere is over 400 miles from Samoa. 

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