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Best thing about working from home is I can still check on Surly updates while being in a meeting with a client.

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  • Sheep Have Wool
    Sheep Have Wool

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Looks like the Washington 247 mod just confirmed the hire.

You better not be foolin!

52 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

That is....significant

I have a house there at the golf club overlooking the mountains so this hits close to home.

2 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I have a house there at the golf club overlooking the mountains so this hits close to home.

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2 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I have a house there at the golf club overlooking the mountains so this hits close to home.

This is a very nice humblebrag. Good job, sir. 

Just now, closetohumping said:

So one more spot.  Has Tosh worked with PK before?  He could coach LBs I think.  We have two db coaches.  

Tosh coaches ends or olb he’s not an ilb coach

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1 minute ago, utfan87 said:

Tosh coaches ends or olb he’s not an ilb coach

Yeah, plus I'm not sure PK wants to be around a guy who's thirsting to call plays again.

8 minutes ago, Fud said:

 

its happening the office GIF

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

So one more spot.  Has Tosh worked with PK before?  He could coach LBs I think.  We have two db coaches.  

Unfortunately they both coach OLBs/DEs. PK is probably looking for an ILB coach here or they will plug a CB coach for recruiting/solidifying the DB room (given that is where Coach K has the "least experience").

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This Sark dude fucks.  

Wow, wow, wow. What a great staff Sark has put together. I am going to OD on the kool-aid the next 8 months. 

10 minutes ago, Fud said:

 

Things Sark did......THAT!!!! 

11 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

How trustworthy is Softy?

from the UW 24/7 mod Kim Grinolds...

"I'm sure Dave's source is Jimmy Lake. Dave hosts the coaches show with him on UW's flagship"

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Bring in one more ace recruiter.  

I'm being greedy at this point.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

uh oh?

Welcome to the end of the internet!
We can't find the page you are looking for.

 

FCB: You must deposit 50 cents to continue

How is Sark planning on keeping the pole assassin away from the pole we just hired? 

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Super K morning update:

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Nothing new here for you all. The deal was done last night as we mentioned above but we were asked to keep things behind the paywall until final word was given to the UW admin. That has now happened and this is done…done.

 

 

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12 minutes ago, FunkSoulBrother said:

Best thing about working from home is I can still check on Surly updates while being in a meeting with a client.

Well I think I just cost my employer some business. I called my client Pete when her name is Joyce.

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Wait, so a new Texas head football coach can in fact put together a great initial staff? That's actually possible? Sark already has a leg up on the two before him. 

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9 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Super K morning update:

 

Shoutout to @OnAComputer. We gave y’all a lot of shit at the start of this coaching search, but y’all have been fucking nails. TFB’s pretty clearly the best 995er site covering Texas right now. IT’s still good, but Nahlin’s an insufferable prick way too often. 

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2 minutes ago, FunkSoulBrother said:

Well I think I just cost my employer some business. I called my client Pete when her name is Joyce.

I don't think it was the name change so much as it was the sexual harrassment.

We got 1 more coach to go, I'm grading the coaching hires as a solid A. Get a ace recruiter on defense and it goes to A+.

From here feels like it comes down to the following if we want strong recruiting/development at ILB/CB:

ILB:

Glenn Schumann - Georgia

Christian Robinson - Florida

Al Washington - tOSU

Ken Wilson - Oregon

CB:

Corey Raymond - LSU

Karl Scott - Alabama

Donte Williams - USC (good recruiter - not sure about development)

From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we surly few, we band of Longhorns;
For he to-day that reads this thread with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And assholes in Norman now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That posted with us upon Saint Kwiatkowski’s day.

If we somehow land Raymond I'll be six -> midnight through September

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Just now, Dijon Robinson said:

If we somehow land Raymond I'll be six -> midnight until September

 

3 minutes ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

What a fucking staff 

 

37 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m starting to question some posters who are asking how to pronounce a name that is phonetic. 
 

Guadalupe and Manchaca say hi!

WHAT A FUCKING HIRE! HOLY SHIT! ALL GAS NO BRAKES!

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6 minutes ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

What a fucking staff 

That’s what your mom tells me every night. 

If we are going to dream, dream big.

Antonio Pierce for LB coach.

1 minute ago, RollLeft said:

Guadalupe and Manchaca say hi!

I guess you are right in that I believe in polish the W is pronounced like a V or F, so I shouldn’t assume it has been anglicized. 

30 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I have a house there at the golf club overlooking the mountains so this hits close to home.

 

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1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said:


 

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Actually, I think he is in Texas!

 

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