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23 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


Looking forward to the OU bunker video after PK’s 2-2-3-4 defense shuts them down.

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22 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

You're counting 2021 as a Sark transition class, when Herman wasn't fired until after NSD1? 

A transition class is the class during which the old coach is fired and the new coach is hired, so yes 2021 is the transition class, which will be followed up by the 2022 new coach bump class that will have us all looking like this

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  • closetojumping
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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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Flood,  Kwiatkowski, Banks and Davis are the headliners for me on this staff.

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4 hours ago, closetohumping said:

All your potatoes are belong to us

Potatos 

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20 minutes ago, immamac said:

Guys, I've been fucking buried at work. Does this mean we are done hiring? did we fill all the slots? Coaching staff fully assembled?

You have a job?  Wow

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15 minutes ago, immamac said:

Thanks for the updates. I'm gonna make a post with the fully assembled staff as soon as it's done and sticky it and unsticky some of the other shit. 

Mines not good enough for you?

Just now, ApocalypseTexas said:

So I guess I missed it but who are the coaches on the offensive side of the ball?

Uh, yeah, you definitely missed it.

1 minute ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

So I guess I missed it but who are the coaches on the offensive side of the ball?

Sark - calling plays

AJ Milwee - QBs

Flood - OC/OL

Banks - TEs/STC

Coleman - WRs

Drayton - RBs

1 hour ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Requesting permission to begin jerking off.

Some people, like myself, didn’t need to. Just hearing the news did the trick.

2 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Mines not good enough for you?

sounds like yall need to have a meeting.

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I saw "Quick Thoughts" and then that it was from Ian Boyd, with a spoiler, and I thought: "No fucking way this is going to be 'quick'" and hahahahahahaha after I clicked the spoiler. That fucking guy is greatness in his obliviousness.

Hell is a very small place, and Ian Boyd will be sitting there, waiting to read me aloud all of his write-ups. I doubt we could get through the entire catalogue once, if only given eternity to get through it. I'm going to call HenryJames and proceed to just start reading this latest text wall to him until he hangs up.

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19 minutes ago, Bevo said:

One more coach - CB, iLB or DE/rush end. I would go CB but iLB is more likely.

Agreed.  Make Gideon a roving ST, LB and S coach.  Install Joseph with the S and hire a coach who actually teaches and develops CB talent.

I’m really encouraged by the way Sark has meticulously assembled his staff. Most new head coaches just bring their buddies along for the ride and don’t put much thought into it, but Sark is making each of these hires like his job depends on it. As he should. 

Excited for the DC hire. Not sure how much credit goes to Kwiatkowski or Lake for owning Mike Leach and making him flee Wash St for Miss St. Either way, he/they were able to do what Texas DCs couldn't do all those years. That alone gives me boner that Kwiatkowski is a big time hire.

1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:

The RRS is henceforth dubbed "Death Row vs. Meth Row." 

Does this mean we can finally name the Defense???  Been a question on UT boards sense 1998 at least....

1 hour ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Requesting permission to begin jerking off.

 

6 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Some people, like myself, didn’t need to. Just hearing the news did the trick.

Who needs to jerk off when I can just ...

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2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Excited for the DC hire. Not sure how much credit goes to Kwiatkowski or Lake for owning Mike Leach and making him flee Wash St for Miss St. Either way, he/they were able to do what Texas DCs couldn't do all those years. That alone gives me boner that Kwiatkowski is a big time hire.

Read the husky board and a few tweets from Oregon fans and most credit PK.

Just now, TexasRenegade said:

Does this mean we can finally name the Defense???  Been a question on UT boards sense 1998 at least....

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12 minutes ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

So I guess I missed it but who are the coaches on the offensive side of the ball?

Did you hear? We hired a monkey that can assassinate you with a pole. 

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Can someone more in the know give a rundown on K and why he's such a good hire to those of us unfamiliar? And what's the general sentiment on what was him versus Lake?

Just popped in to say CONGRATS SURLY!  You motherfuckers did it.  You scooped the 9.95ers and I knew exactly who this guy was before it was official.  I also already know that I should be happy about the hire.

Nice work everyone.  I will be back later tonight to read 30 pages of celebration, uniform changes, defense names and whatever else is in this mess of a thread.

4 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Does this mean we can finally name the Defense???  Been a question on UT boards sense 1998 at least....

 

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Just popped in to say CONGRATS SURLY!  You motherfuckers did it.  You scooped the 9.95ers and I knew exactly who this guy was before it was official.  I also already know that I should be happy about the hire.
Nice work everyone.  I will be back later tonight to read 30 pages of celebration, uniform changes, defense names and whatever else is in this mess of a thread.

So, time for a good bourbon and choice bbq? I’m in! What about a awesome cigar?

Pics or it didn’t happen!!!!
I'm not worried about Joseph as DB coach.  I think his guys did as well as anyone vs Bama this year.  I know, still got their asses kicked but Sark must've seen something.
Hopefully Sark tells him what so it can be fixed.
24 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Flood,  Kwiatkowski, Banks and Davis are the headliners for me on this staff.

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It’s nice to have headliners on the staff for once!

So all I want to know about Coach K....is would he have moved Corey Redding to linebacker?

Incredible hire. Would Raymond come here with Terry having defense pass game coordinator? Gotta think we're gonna bring in a LB coach.

6 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Can someone more in the know give a rundown on K and why he's such a good hire to those of us unfamiliar? And what's the general sentiment on what was him versus Lake?

Just gotta catch up with the thread. It's all in there. And it's mostly on-topic for once!

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3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

The Texas Defense is Texas Defense. That’s the name 

and they will all wear this helmet

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7 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Can someone more in the know give a rundown on K and why he's such a good hire to those of us unfamiliar? And what's the general sentiment on what was him versus Lake?

Already covered very well in this thread. For example:

 

I think this staff might work.

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6 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

The Texas Defense is Texas Defense. That’s the name 

Este, cabrones.

3 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

and they will all wear this helmet

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What is that - a helmet for ants?

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1 hour ago, Getafix said:

OnAComputer at work.

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"As cool as the other side of the Jello"

38 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I saw "Quick Thoughts" and then that it was from Ian Boyd, with a spoiler, and I thought: "No fucking way this is going to be 'quick'" and hahahahahahaha after I clicked the spoiler. That fucking guy is greatness in his obliviousness.

Hell is a very small place, and Ian Boyd will be sitting there, waiting to read me aloud all of his write-ups. I doubt we could get through the entire catalogue once, if only given eternity to get through it. I'm going to call HenryJames and proceed to just start reading this latest text wall to him until he hangs up.

Finkle is Einhorn?

Lobo is Ian Boyd?

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4 minutes ago, MoJames said:

I think this staff might work.

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Mole! 

Stop with the 5's and bring us a 10.

20 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Does this mean we can finally name the Defense???  Been a question on UT boards sense 1998 at least....

Burnt orange crush or GTFO.

12 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

You say potato I say potatoe

Let’s call the whole thing off?

I don't know anything about this Krzyzewski guy from Washington State, but I'm already upset about our lack of halftime adjustments for the Arkansas game. 

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

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Is that good?

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