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I don't want him anywhere near the program. He was joined with Sark at the hip during the worst of his antics and so far at least we have managed to create a staff that is free of old Sark associates / enablers from his black out drunk days. Nansen is a good coach, fits our need at ILB, solid recruiter..  all that resume shit fits...  but why take the risk? Too many good options there that do not have a shared history of enabling / covering for Sark when he was at his absolute worst. 
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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Yeah forgot about that here are a few I saw on the old site. 

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I love Joey's. Great hiring practice

5 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

posters acting like they know shit is pretty serious here

Yeah especially dumb bitches like @Caddoxwho pretends he’s connected because he reads orangebloods and comes over where acting like he knows some big fucking secret and shit is happen. Lol gtfo

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

Perhaps he was drunk when he made the bet and that is why he doesn’t remember.

It was a cellphone flop out. He did it after pissing on John Cornyn’s Christmas Brisket

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10 minutes ago, Effyourcouch said:

Where is the shredded cheese? I refuse to eat without shredded cheese. 

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9 minutes ago, maninblack said:

I love Joey's. Great hiring practice

hahaha this guy knows. 

2 hours ago, Newy25 said:


If we are talking about purely football posting and not the Cloak Room, echeese is by far the most insufferable poster I have ever seen on a Texas board. Please tell me this person is not worse? 

 

2 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Some years ago echeese apparently googled the various types of logical fallacies.  And he would use them to label posts he was arguing against.  Never correctly or in proper context.  He is a certified idiot but lacks any self-awareness.

 

2 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Ugh, yeah, that dude sucked. That dipshit would argue with you even if you were agreeing with him. I hadn't thought about him since my comped OB account expired 12 years ago or whatever. 

 

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

I heard the phrase "insufferable poster" and my ears were tingling.

Can I offer you a lengthy discourse on the merits of Greg Davis' play calling? Perhaps a love letter to Garrett Gilbert? How about a defense of John Mackovic, or perhaps an accusation of racism for thinking Strong isn't that great of a coach?

You know. Just for old times' sake.

...nah, echeese was MUCH worse.

 

1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

Close call between echeese and Since73.

I still recall Since73 droning on about the Justin Johnson, Stephen Good, & RJ Washington recruiting class as the one we'll be talking about for decades.

No mention of his stupid fucking use of a dozen emojis in a row after every post when he's in the middle of his 20 page arguments? 

Are they waiting to hire all of the coaches to update the UT website? Still shows all of the sad sacks from Herman's regime (minus Herman).

1 minute ago, BrazilHorn said:

Are they waiting to hire all of the coaches to update the UT website? Still shows all of the sad sacks from Herman's regime (minus Herman).

They haven't announced anyone yet either. Clearly want to do a big fresh start news splash.

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

They haven't announced anyone yet either. Clearly want to do a big fresh start news splash.

Just as long as all the Wikis are updated. 

9 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Are they waiting to hire all of the coaches to update the UT website? Still shows all of the sad sacks from Herman's regime (minus Herman).

Waiting for Sark to hire the Alabama webmaster.

33 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

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Always kinda wondered where fajitas came from

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

True story: When @SydneyCarton was hired at the start-up where I met him, the dude was a feverish fanboy of Teh Major and would attempt to shout anyone down for even the mildest consideration that, maybe, Simms was better in some phase or facet of the game. It was a precursor to today's general social media and current events discussions, so he was a pioneer.

Also, he was an ardent sycophant of none other than a one Geoff Ketchum. Several of us had to coax him, gently because he's almost a wild animal, into perusing Hornfans and eventually weening off of fatfuck's site. It took years to help him cope with that addiction.

The Surly Sprint-off is being held the day we play ULaLa, provided we can all attend. We need to crowdsource a pot for 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and dead last. I'll take 1st and you fuckers can sort out how to rationalize the rest. I timed myself yesterday in the 40 and I'm pretty, pretttaaaayyyy sure I saw a non-wind-aided 4.54 pop up on the ol'stopwatch. Still got it, folks.

I was curious about this as I ran very strong track times in high school. I was highly ranked in the 330 yard intermediate hurdles with only loss  to David Overstreet from Big Sandy.  And only loss in high hurdles was to Mike Mosely from Humble but beat Billy Bush. Anyway I read CTJ post and decided to go out in the front street and time myself in the 40 yard dash. I was wearing my best Minnetonka moccasins and aided by my IBS fart related propulsion and ran a 4.53  40 yard dash.  

1 hour ago, nineliveslost said:

message board bets = serious business 

These fuckers need to make a bet where the loser has to bellyflop out of a helicopter from 50 feet into Littlefield Fountain. War of Attrition, and it will clean up the board a bit.

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2 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

I was curious about this as I ran very strong track times in high school. I was highly ranked in the 330 yard intermediate hurdles with only loss  to David Overstreet from Big Sandy.  And only loss in high hurdles was to Mike Mosely from Humble but beat Billy Bush. Anyway I read CTJ post and decided to go out in the front street and time myself in the 40 yard dash. I was wearing my best Minnetonka moccasins and aided by my IBS fart related propulsion and ran a 4.53  40 yard dash.  

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I presume UIL rules state that farting is self generated and therefore not considered wind aided. 

Just now, CHIEF said:

These fuckers need to make a bet where the loser has to bellyflop out of a helicopter from 50 feet into Littlefield Fountain. War of Attrition, and it will clean up the board a bit.

CHIEF

That’s a bad idea.  There’s a guy out there who was a freshman on the swim team in the early 90’s, who gets around in a wheelchair now, who can tell you why it’s a bad idea.

3 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

These fuckers need to make a bet where the loser has to bellyflop out of a helicopter from 50 feet into Littlefield Fountain. War of Attrition, and it will clean up the board a bit.

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I presume UIL rules state that farting is self generated and therefore not considered wind aided. 

Yes so it was official.

I don't want him anywhere near the program. He was joined with Sark at the hip during the worst of his antics and so far at least we have managed to create a staff that is free of old Sark associates / enablers from his black out drunk days. Nansen is a good coach, fits our need at ILB, solid recruiter..  all that resume shit fits...  but why take the risk? Too many good options there that do not have a shared history of enabling / covering for Sark when he was at his absolute worst. 

You sound young. People can, and do, grow up.
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Man I love monkeys but that little shit’s an obvious face eater 

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Cloth interior?  

Would you go with leather if you had a monkey?

That’s a bad idea.  There’s a guy out there who was a freshman on the swim team in the early 90’s, who gets around in a wheelchair now, who can tell you why it’s a bad idea.


I got electrocuted in the Littlefield fountain in 1999 after the Nebraska game. I was trying to climb one of the horsies when I started to feel the current. Barely made it out. Several others ended up in the hospital.
6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Cloth interior?  

First UT paycheck has not cleared.

Just now, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

 


I got electrocuted in the Littlefield fountain in 1999 after the Nebraska game. I was trying to climb one of the horsies when I started to feel the current. Barely made it out. Several others ended up in the hospital.

 

You got shocked, idiot. 

Just now, boilerhorn said:

First UT paycheck has not cleared.

He was doing aight at bama. 

3 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Would you go with leather if you had a monkey?

Yes. Cleaning monkey fur and monkey shit out of cloth must be a beating. 

10 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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What’s his Surly handle?

4 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

Man I love monkeys but that little shit’s an obvious face eater 

Yes, but it carries both the original strain and mutation of Motaba so we need to keep it around.

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Yes. Cleaning monkey fur and monkey shit out of cloth must be a beating. 

Do monkeys have claws?  That was my line of thinking.

3 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

 


I got electrocuted in the Littefield fountain in 1999 after the Nebraska game. I was trying to climb one of the horsies when I started to feel the current. Barely made it out. Several others ended up in the hospital.

 

Did someone get hit by a bus in front of the Co OP that night?  I vaguely remember that.  

Did someone get hit by a bus in front of the Co OP that night?  I vaguely remember that.  


The Chicon bus got overrun and taken over with people climbing on the roof, don’t remember someone getting hit, but certainly a possibility.
15 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Cloth interior?  

Not only that but looks like a Ford. Gross. 

11 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:


You sound young. People can, and do, grow up.

Sometimes.

4 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Not only that but looks like a Ford. Gross. 

You think she drives her real car when she’s working the clubs - that’s her burner car. 

16 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

I got electrocuted in the Littlefield fountain in 1999 after the Nebraska game. I was trying to climb one of the horsies when I started to feel the current. Barely made it out. Several others ended up in the hospital.

I recall after the win over Nebraska in 1998, me and a certain law school classmate who shall not be named ( @Daichee Bell) were shithoused on the Drag after the win and decided to follow a group who thought it would be fun to go jump in the Littlefield Fountain. We sprinted across campus only to be met by a wall of campus police around the fountain who figured this might be a thing. We casually waved to them on our approach and the jogged back to West Campus to drink some more.

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So now that the dust is nearly fully settled, who gets a fire thread first?

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

You think she drives her real car when she’s working the clubs - that’s her burner car. 

That's plausible I guess. Way to think outside of the box.

25 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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TARS battery is dangerously low.  

14 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Not only that but looks like a Ford. Gross. 

Better that than a Chevy

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29 minutes ago, Machinator said:

NSIAP

 

I guess Banks ain’t sharing his fortune.  She’s driving a fucking PT Cruiser. 

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