Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

  • Replies 15.4k
  • Views 1.4m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Sheep Have Wool
    Sheep Have Wool

    https://www.captiongenerator.com/2107502/SurlyHorns-Reacts-to-the-Coaching-Search Enable subtitles if you're watching embedded.  

  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

Posted Images

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Recording the podcast live and this shit just popped up...WHAT THE FUCK

Is there any other way to record?

5 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Welp, Sark had a good run.
 

5slc1kjyodb61.gif

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Is there any other way to record?

Yall will soon find out the way to record is hammered....FUCK

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Recording the podcast live and this shit just popped up...WHAT THE FUCK

Please tell me we get to hear the reaction. Can’t wait for the fuck-o-meter on this one. 🙏

Think positive dipshits. Look up thread. People were worried this caveman would be DC.

On 1/20/2021 at 1:42 AM, satyanash said:

The more I read about Nansen the less there is to like. USC fans did not like him while he was there - initially he coached special teams but wasn't great at it, later they shifted him to LB. 2017 went well but in 2018 and 2019 USC's defense fell off and substandard LB play apparently was one of the issues. His main value add is as a strong recruiter (especially poly).

Hopefully Kwiatkowski brings his own guy 

I TAKE IT BACK

pls hire Nansen

Well at least no one has a problem with Joseph any longer

Apparently sark didnt read his welcome to Texas letter/ things you should know...   no fucking stoops was bullet point A

35 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

There’s basically zero chance that LB coach at Texas is Lupoi’s best offer. NFL position coach is a better choice as it gets him a year closer to a vested pension. 

LB coach and some random ceremonial title to get him 1 million per year would probably do it. 

10 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Welp, Sark had a good run.
 

Fire his ass.

Just now, Vertigo said:

LB coach and some random ceremonial title to get him 1 million per year would probably do it. 

Scroll down

I'll volunteer my dog's shit, if someone will volunteer the bags and lighter to put on his doorstep every night. 

CHIEF

8 minutes ago, OnAComputer said:

Egg on my face here, I admit. We didn’t see that one coming.

CTJ was still throwing shit against the wall though.

Mmmm hmmmmm

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

@immamac all clear to start the fire stoops and fire sark threads?

Should be. 

Jesus fuck what an awful hire. At least he's not DC but most of my optimism is gone. Now I go to bed angry.

This isn’t a horrible hire at this particular position.

1. He isn’t DC like he was at OU.
2. He will only be coaching inside linebackers. That’s at most 2 players on the field at any given time.
3. He’s been in the Saban coaching career rehabilitation facility for years.
4. His 247 profile shows he’s not a bad recruiter.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

IMG_5464.png
1 minute ago, HornyPony69 said:

This isn’t a horrible hire at this particular position.

1. He isn’t DC like he was at OU.
2. He will only be coaching inside linebackers. That’s at most 2 players on the field at any given time.
3. He’s been in the Saban coaching career rehabilitation facility for years.
4. His 247 profile shows he’s not a bad recruiter.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

IMG_5464.png

That list is mostly ass

1 minute ago, HornyPony69 said:

This isn’t a horrible hire at this particular position.

1. He isn’t DC like he was at OU.
2. He will only be coaching inside linebackers. That’s at most 2 players on the field at any given time.
3. He’s been in the Saban coaching career rehabilitation facility for years.
4. His 247 profile shows he’s not a bad recruiter.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 

Cashing in literally all of your goodwill to hire cokehead regard Stoops is in and of itself indefensible.

11 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

Please tell me we get to hear the reaction. Can’t wait for the fuck-o-meter on this one. 🙏

Off the fucking charts..I am HEATED

13 minutes ago, satyanash said:

5slc1kjyodb61.gif

 

 

Would you say "Fuck fuck fuckity fuck"?

 

6 minutes ago, HornyPony69 said:

This isn’t a horrible hire at this particular position.

He will only be coaching inside linebackers. That’s at most 2 players on the field at any given time.

giphy.gif

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Off the fucking charts..I am HEATED

Yes...can’t wait!

image.gif.ae55d9bea7bfbd10a378e8619e31d84a.gif

Edited by CowtownHorn

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Off the fucking charts..I am HEATED

adjK1kH5_o.gif

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.