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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

It’s not like we let him be a DC. Only meth mouthed sister fuckers would be that stupid. 

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25 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Staff grade now an A-

B  stoops Joseph Gideon on D  no way thats an A.  Kwiat Riot better be the second coming...

It's clear Sark is drunk again. It's late. He's been up drinking and just fucking drunk dialed Stoops and hired him. 

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2 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

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Jesus fucking christ

2 minutes ago, Lonestar4.8 said:

Mitchell quitting for the 4th/5th time in 10...9...8

You know, in my twisted rationalization, maybe this is it. He is brought in to run off the ones that need to transfer out, and then will be fired before the season. One can only hope.

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7 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

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He’ll get along great with the players!

 

What a piece of shit. Don't want that cancer anywhere near this program

1 minute ago, soonernado said:

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Wut 

Seeing a fucking Stoops in burnt orange might be the death of me. MOTHERFUCK.

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Welp. That’s close to a confirmation I guess. Ugh

Who the fuck approved this shit..like legitimately don’t hire a LB coach and only have 9 coaches and that would be better than this. Seriously lose all your good will for THIS

Whats the over/under on CTJ swear words in his first response to this news?

Just now, RGBIII said:

Who the fuck approved this shit..like legitimately don’t hire a LB coach and only have 9 coaches and that would be better than this. Seriously lose all your good will for THIS

motherfucker better not lose to OU.

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Lol y’all are fucking ridiculous. It’s an LB coach. Grow a pair. Y’all are mad because he’s related to a coach that owned our ass.

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9 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Gunna wait until this report in confirmed a bit. LBs coach doesn’t sound right, but....

Meh seems like IT is confirming it

motherfucker better not lose to OU.

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3 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:


Welp. That’s close to a confirmation I guess. Ugh


Certainly. Our 9.95ers are always right, why wouldn’t bama’s?

Is the first thing you do at the Saban Rehabilitation Camp for Wayward Coaches is enroll in AA and take anger management classes?

CHIEF

LOL. Sark apparently doesn't give a fuck. I like it. Not the hire, but the brass balls. Time will tell.

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Who the fuck approved this shit..like legitimately don’t hire a LB coach and only have 9 coaches and that would be better than this. Seriously lose all your good will for THIS

CDC is my guess. They overlapped at Arizona from 04-06

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I hope we don't have to publish the additional segment we recorded right after the podcast ended.

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2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Lol y’all are fucking ridiculous. It’s an LB coach. Grow a pair. Y’all are mad because he’s related to a coach that owned our ass.

Well actually he’s not a LB coach, which is part of the problem. 

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1 minute ago, FunkSoulBrother said:

Meh seems like IT is confirming it

They just reposted Zenitz's tweet.  They're 0 for 12 on this coach search.

1 minute ago, Sir Ulrich said:

CDC is my guess. They overlapped at Arizona from 04-06


As he said, “may God have mercy on your soul?”

 

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Well actually he’s not a LB coach, which is part of the problem. 

Well, inherently false as of now. Idiot.

16 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

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He’ll get along great with the players!

 

Fuck this guy

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I hope Overshown gets called for targeting in the first game, for hitting Stoops. 

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2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Well actually he’s not a LB coach, which is part of the problem. 

and he sucks which is the whole problem.  fucking hire DJ and get PK to teach him how to coach LBers.

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You know the countless enjoyment I've got watching his work in motion? Soo many jokes and laughs. Well, now damn it the joke is us. That's not as funny. 

If sark needs a drinking buddy hire  McGuire for Christ’s sake.

ps if this is a smokescreen to make another questionable hire more palatable, it’ll work. Give me ANYBODY else. 

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If that fucker buys a house in Austin, I bet he is uninsurable. First time the linebackers play like shit, that fucker is gonna be burnt to the ground. He is on the shortest leash possible.

CHIEF

10 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Whats the over/under on CTJ swear words in his first response to this news?

I’m just trying not to throw shit. 

5 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

We couldn't of drug some 4A HS coach up? Seriously, that would be better. 

Absolutely. 

I'm afraid to tell Mrs. CHIEF, she will flip her shit. She hates that motherfucker worse than Bag O' Dicks. It will ruin the rest of the night. I don't feel like dealing with vomit.

CHIEF

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