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Just no need for Sark to make this move. Why would he do this to himself? Still can’t believe it. Anyone else, anyone.

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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I get the hate based on the name, but outside of that y’all wouldn’t react this way and that’s reasonable.

He's not going to be DC or OC. Sucks he'll be on the sideline in any capacity, but he won't be calling plays at least. 

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Absolutely. 

Hiring fucking Matthew McConaughey would make more sense than this shit 

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3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I get the hate based on the name, but outside of that y’all wouldn’t react this way and that’s reasonable.

Shut the fuck up with this nonsense. He’s been an abject failure as a coach for almost 20 years now, including getting fired by his own brother and working as an analyst for two years, and he hasn’t coached LBs in over 30 years. I don’t care if his last name was Royal. It’s an inarguably terrible hire. 

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Why why why?

What on earth could possibly have driven this decision?

Is this a done deal?

Come on Sark, you’re fucking up the vibe.

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If his last name wasn't Stoops and if his brother didn't beat the shit out of us for fifteen years would it be an ok hire?  If he hadn't shut down Greg Davis every year, would you be ok with this?

Sark seemed to be building a rather impressive staff until this hire. What a way to cap it off.

Matt Zenitz still only one to report it? Maybe Stoops just quote tweeted Zenitz because he thought the falseness was funny. I'm in the denial stage of grief.

1 minute ago, Fletch said:

Hiring fucking Matthew McConaughey would make more sense than this shit 

Someone could come up with a lame explanation for that. This hire is completely inexplicable and unnecessary. 

7 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

Just no need for Sark to make this move. Why would he do this to himself? Still can’t believe it. Anyone else, anyone.

Just amazing that Sark makes this hire first before anyone tells him just why this is horrifically bad move ?

 

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First time the linebackers play like shit, that fucker is gonna be burnt to the ground.

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1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

If his last name wasn't Stoops and if his brother didn't beat the shit out of us for fifteen years would it be an ok hire?  If he hadn't shut down Greg Davis every year, would you be ok with this?

Are you saying what the fuck in think you're saying? I hope not. 

I get the hate based on the name, but outside of that y’all wouldn’t react this way and that’s reasonable.

A guy who hasn’t coached in over two years, a guy who hasn’t coached the position we are hiring him for in 30 years, a guy who was fired by his own brother ... yeah I think we’d have a field day regardless of last name.

Now we expect him to just stroll into high schools and effectively spout positive shit about the school he has badmouthed for two decades? I mean good lord, his most recent retweet is from the OU football account!
3 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Shut the fuck is with this stupidity. He’s been an abject failure as a coach for almost 20 years now, including getting fired by his own brother and working as an analyst for two years, and he’s hasn’t coached LBs in over 30 years. I don’t care if his last name was Royal. It’s an abjectly terrible hire. 

Feel free to call me a moron but wasn't he fired by Riley only?

Just now, Burt Macklin said:

Shut the fuck is with this stupidity. He’s been an abject failure as a coach for almost 20 years now, including getting fired by his own brother and working as an analyst for two years, and he’s hasn’t coached LBs in over 30 years. I don’t care if his last name was Royal. It’s an abjectly terrible hire. 

Would the board be this pissed if it wasn’t a Stoops? Absolutely not. We’d logic our way into it being a reasonable hire just as we would’ve with any of the other average options being presented with a similar pedigree 

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

If his last name wasn't Stoops and if his brother didn't beat the shit out of us for fifteen years would it be an ok hire?  

No. It’s indefensible on any level. Stoops is an asshole, a bad coach, not a LB coach, and worst of all, a Sooner. 

tell me why we didn't money whip BOB Stoops now?

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Would the board be this pissed if it wasn’t a Stoops? Absolutely not. We’d logic our way into it being a reasonable hire just as we would’ve with any of the other average options being presented with a similar pedigree 

Speak for yourself. I wouldn’t rationalize this hire regardless of his name, and if you think he’s an average hire, then it just shows you have no idea what you’re talking about. 

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You $9.95 insider fuckers need to run this thing backwards, run it up the chain from the bottom to the top. You think the Capitol being breached was bad? The pitchforks are out. This is worse than the positives from PK, Banks, Poleassasin, and the monkey all rolled into one.

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1 minute ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

This is like baking a beautiful cake then taking a big dump on top of it. 

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I feel like somebody just on my parade and then told me it was canceled due to rain

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Has anyone else confirmed it, other than the Al.com guy?  Seems weird that no one else knows anything. 

1 minute ago, CHIEF said:

You $9.95 insider fuckers need to run this thing backwards, run it up the chain from the bottom to the top. You think the Capitol being breached was bad? The pitchforks are out. This is worse than the positives from PK, Banks, Poleassasin, and the monkey all rolled into one.

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Poleassassin did get mentioned quickly on 104.9's morning show today by a caller, and the hosts made an uneasy laugh and could not change the subject quickly enough!  LULZ. 

1 minute ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Has anyone else confirmed it, other than the Al.com guy?  Seems weird that no one else knows anything. 

Most of the TFB guys have tweeted about it, not outright confirming it but also not denying it...

The first time that fucker accidentally does the Horns down when he forgets what team he’s on...

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Its like beer goggling something you loathe like a Kardashian and fucking picking Bruce.

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4 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Speak for yourself. I wouldn’t rationalize this hire regardless of his name, and if you think he’s an average hire, then it just shows you have no idea what you’re talking about. 

My point is bias is clearly a factor in this reaction and if you can’t see that you’re a part of it. Is it a meh hire? Sure. Is it catastrophic to the point that 90% of people are making it out to be? Probably not.

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7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Would the board be this pissed if it wasn’t a Stoops? Absolutely not. We’d logic our way into it being a reasonable hire just as we would’ve with any of the other average options being presented with a similar pedigree 

He's not only an asshole, he's an alcoholic. Multiple coaches have reported how he's a cancer in the coaches room. Players fucking hated him. 

This is the worst hire in the last 10 years.

Just now, blacklab said:

He's not only an asshole, he's an alcoholic. Multiple coaches have reported how he's a cancer in the coaches room. Players fucking hated him. 

This is the worst hire in the last 10 years.

^^case and point. We’ve hired much, much worse.

1 minute ago, blacklab said:

Go to the sooner boards and see what they are saying.

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5 minutes ago, blacklab said:

He's not only an asshole, he's an alcoholic. Multiple coaches have reported how he's a cancer in the coaches room. Players fucking hated him. 

This is the worst hire in the last 10 years.

Who’s starting the fire Bob fucking Stoops thread?

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Fuck me

1 minute ago, blacklab said:

Go to the sooner boards and see what they are saying.

So now they’re rational human beings? They think coach K is a joke.

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

^^case and point. We’ve hired much, much worse.

I’d rather have tom herman coaching linebackers 

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

My point is bias is clearly a factor in this reaction and if you can’t see that you’re a part of it. Is it a meh hire? Sure. Is it catastrophic to the point that 90% of people are making it out to be? Probably not.

there are 50 other guys that don't have his baggage.  the guy is a failure.  seriously, hire Derrick Johnson and have PK teach him how to coach LBers.

The ONLY positive is he has some knowledge of Riley's O...if he can string enough words together to explain it. 

17 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I get the hate based on the name, but outside of that y’all wouldn’t react this way and that’s reasonable.

You obviously never watched this petulant child throw a sideline tantrum.  Epic.  Epic cocksucker,

5 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

Who’s starting the fire fire Bob fucking Stoops thread?

Already started. Surly you meant Mike.

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3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

My point is bias is clearly a factor in this reaction and if you can’t see that you’re a part of it. Is it a meh hire? Sure. Is it catastrophic to the point that 90% of people are making it out to be? Probably not.

You're trying to come off as the “rational one” here and instead, you're just making an ass of yourself. But please, keep fucking that chicken Hank.

It’s a bad hire. But y’all are imploding on yourselves.

1 minute ago, TenCarryTom said:

Who’s starting the fire fire Bob fucking Stoops thread?

If we hire Bob Stoops, then we'll start the thread. 

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3 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Go to the sooner boards and see what they are saying.

Seems like they think he's a decent hire, for LB coach.  SAban kept him around for two years and he's a cancer?

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