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3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

^^case and point. We’ve hired much, much worse.

It's "case in point"

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16 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Someone could come up with a lame explanation for that. This hire is completely inexplicable and unnecessary. 

Recruiting, and that’s not a lame explanation. 

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drinking and trying to rationalize this...can’t fucking do it

1 minute ago, Dijon Robinson said:

It's "case in point"

I’m officially drunk. ^^case and point 

7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

^^case and point. We’ve hired much, much worse.

No. You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

14 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I feel like somebody just on my parade and then told me it was canceled due to rain

You seem to be missing a verb.

6 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Seems like they think he's a decent hire, for LB coach.  SAban kept him around for two years and he's a cancer?

If I see him on the sidelines for us it might give me a cancer. 

1 minute ago, cochamps said:

No. You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

This is our worst hire in 10 years? You actually think that?

We traded Coleman Hutzler for a Stoops? And a lesser Stoops at that??

The honeymoon ended tonight.

Just now, ForTheCorner said:

We traded Coleman Hutzler for a Stoops? And a lesser Stoops at that??

The honeymoon ended tonight.

The retarded Stoops.  I hope Sark rethinks this before it’s official. 

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Welp, Sark had a good run.
 

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4 minutes ago, ForTheCorner said:

We traded Coleman Hutzler for a Stoops? And a lesser Stoops at that??

The honeymoon ended tonight.

Maybe Sark thought there would be too much confusion having two Colemans on the same staff.

God fucking dammit, I wasn’t wanting to believe this shit but now that Coke head is liking tweets from the MOC

I'm confused because Sark said putting together a staff is like putting together a puzzle and Mike Stoops is that puzzle piece a dog ate and you had to recover it from his bowel movement 4 days later.

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Just now, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Anyone think Sark wakes up tomorrow morning really hungover looks at his phone and instantly regrets tonight? 

Or he can get Tosh approved by compliance much more easily.

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

I'm confused because Sark said putting together a staff is like putting together a puzzle and Mark Stoops is that puzzle piece a dog ate and you had to recover it from his bowel movement 4 days later.

wish it were Mark Stoops rather than this shithead.

3 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Yes. Some stories will come out in the next few days. 

I didn't think Casey Horney could be topped yet here we are

Please not be true. Please be a LB analyst. ANALyst. Not a goddamn official corch. Maybe Saban rehabbed him, lulz.

19 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Go to the sooner boards and see what they are saying.

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15 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

there are 50 other guys that don't have his baggage.  the guy is a failure.  seriously, hire Derrick Johnson and have PK teach him how to coach LBers.

The ONLY positive is he has some knowledge of Riley's O...if he can string enough words together to explain it. 

DJ is actually a pretty fucking good idea.

7 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Seems like they think he's a decent hire, for LB coach.  SAban kept him around for two years and he's a cancer?

I am slowly coming to the belief that Saban has divine intervention from God to win National Championships. It is a byproduct of what he is really doing. His real calling is ridding great coaches of their self-destructive behavior, and setting them back on the path to doing what they were meant to do, their passion, coaching football. Has Mike Stoops been rehabilitated? Probably. Do I want him on the coaching staff? Fuck no. But, who has been on the Saban Wagon, and gone on to embarrass themselves afterward? 

I guess this what happens when you go from anger, denial, rationalization, back to anger, denial, rationalization. Just a vicious cycle......and bourbon.

CHIEF

For what it's worth, I don't think Stoops' WIkipedia page is correct. There are press releases from 2017 naming him as "Defensive Coordinator/Outside Linebackers' Coach/Assistant Head Coach"

So at least it's been more recent since 1991.

3 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Yes. Some stories will come out in the next few days. 

More influential to the program as a whole than Strong, Watson, Beck, Herman, Mehringer? Come on now.

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

For what it's worth, I don't think Stoops' WIkipedia page is correct. There are press releases from 2017 naming him as "Defensive Coordinator/Outside Linebackers' Coach/Assistant Head Coach"

So at least it's been more recent since 1991.

He's not coaching OLBs, though. At least that's not what we've been led to believe.

10 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

This is our worst hire in 10 years? You actually think that?

Hiring this guy is roughly akin to electing Hitler to a US office.  JMO.🤮

Just now, cochamps said:

Hiring this guy is roughly akin to electing Hitler to a US office.  JMO.🤮

Hitler had some good ideas...

3 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

I am slowly coming to the belief that Saban has divine intervention from God to win National Championships. It is a byproduct of what he is really doing. His real calling is ridding great coaches of their self-destructive behavior, and setting them back on the path to doing what they were meant to do, their passion, coaching football. Has Mike Stoops been rehabilitated? Probably. Do I want him on the coaching staff? Fuck no. But, who has been on the Saban Wagon, and gone on to embarrass themselves afterward? 

I guess this what happens when you go from anger, denial, rationalization, back to anger, denial, rationalization. Just a vicious cycle......and bourbon.

CHIEF

Jeremy Pruitt?

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

wish it were Mark Stoops rather than this shithead.

Well, we've incorrectly covered the Stoops coaching family tree in about 30 minutes on this thread. By morning, we'll have someone posting Drake Stoops is taking a job here. 

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Hitler had some good ideas...

Stahp.

Just now, Radical Larry said:

Well, we've incorrectly covered the Stoops coaching family tree in about 30 minutes on this thread. By morning, we'll have someone posting Drake Stoops is taking a job here. 

Cooper Stoops would have been the greatest of them all

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Hitler had some good ideas...

John Wilkes Boothe was a good actor.  Fuck off with this shit.

1 minute ago, cochamps said:

John Wilkes Boothe was a good actor.  Fuck off with this shit.

AH would’ve made a solid DC. Maybe a linebacker coach. 

55 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Well actually he’s not a LB coach, which is part of the problem. 

But he does look like he's all gas, no breaks.

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Somebody open some windows!

7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Hitler had some good ideas...

I apologize for the neg I gave you, been drinking a bit and my sarcasm meter was out of whack.

never mind.  You doubled down.

Edited by conVINCEd

Running the 2-4-5 defense with Stoops coaching LBs is malpractice.

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