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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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2 minutes ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

Bob Gregory not looking too bad anymore 

Leaving the position unfilled was looking good.

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Calm your tits

 

Brian Davis, not the hero we deserve

Worked great for the last guy.

I’m not serious. Read the last line.
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3 minutes ago, Teryor said:

 

HOLY SHIT WE'RE ROOTING FOR BRIAN FUCKING DAVIS TO BE RIGHT

Not a fan of Brian but he’s naming his source

8 minutes ago, Teryor said:

 

HOLY SHIT WE'RE ROOTING FOR BRIAN FUCKING DAVIS TO BE RIGHT

Mike stoops negged to Bolivia. It works. 

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4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Calm your tits

 

You can’t let Surly have at least a 24-hour meltdown?

If true, why?  Why take that risk?  What does Sark have to gain? 

He risks upsetting much of his fanbase, donors, ex players and most importantly the locker room.  He risks his own credibility unnecessarily when he himself is working to climb his way back.   For what?  To say he gave Stoops a second chance.  To say he's got a smart guy on staff.  The payoff is too small for the risk.  If true, Sark only sees the benefit and doesn't fully see the risk/loss. 

The primary motivation for hiring Stoops must be a second chance because even if he thinks Stoops is a brilliant defensive mind Stoops DEMONSTRATED on the field that he is a shitty person to his players and a shitty coach.  Furthermore, his brilliant mind, even when not coked up, no longer transitions to the field.  

For his recovery he gets a "well done" and a pat on the back, but not a position coach at Texas.  Give him an analyst position if you insist.  

Sark only stands to gain criticism from this hire and undue attention to a shitty blemish on the team.    Even if Stoops does well, what Texas fan will give him credit.  He's a Stoops.  Fuck that guy.

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If that Brian Davis tweet is accurate then holy shit Mike Stoops is trolling by following and liking all those players/coaches on twitter.

Holy fuck if today starts with a possible Stoops hire and ends with a Lupoi hire.  
 

Talk about a roller coaster of emotions. 

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Calm your tits

 

This vomit taste in my mouth was for nothing?
 

Maybe this was floated so we’d be ecstatic about our LB hire, regardless of who it is, as long as it’s not Stoops.

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I take back everything I said and thought about Sark in the past 2 hours.  At least for the next 2 minutes.

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

If that Brian Davis tweet is accurate then holy shit Mike Stoops is trolling by following and liking all those players/coaches on twitter.

Still think based on the circumstantial evidence there's a good chance he's an analyst or I'll give him all the credit in the world to him being an excellent Twitter troll

Calm your tits
 

Wait, do I break ground or not on the “Bag O Dick’s” factory near the airport? I haz confuse!
2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

If that Brian Davis tweet is accurate then holy shit Mike Stoops is trolling by following and liking all those players/coaches on twitter.

Maybe he's just an analyst. The original report said "likely a LB coach" 

6 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Didn't TFB report that if Oregon hired a DC not named Tosh then he would come here as a LB coach? 

Yes. Iirc it was basically that Oregon DC gig and the Cowboys DL gigs were probably the only two openings realistically there for Tosh better than simply being our Co-DC / LB coach. Both from a pay standpoint and from a "what puts him on the path to being a HC?" (his end goal). His previous issue at Bama was a failure to properly understand passing defenses and not being a great playcaller. He could now, in theory, join a staff with one of the best modern playcallers alive (PK) AND one of the most respected passing defense scheme minds in football (Joseph). So for many reasons we are an extremely attractive landing spot for Tosh.

I've seen a lot of people take it for granted he could just land another position coach gig in the NFL but those mostly come through direct connections with current DCs / HCs and his last HC is now a DC who didn't want to hire him as DL coach for the Cows so its far from a given he would even have an NFL gig to consider vs taking the Texas job. 

7 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Calm your tits

 

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Like I said last night, LB report seemed odd. I hope Davis is right for once. I'll go get an AAS tattoo.

9 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Calm your tits

 

Thank you god!

I don’t know who the fuck this Zenitz shitbird is, but that was some world class trolling on his part. I begrudgingly tip my hat to that cock sucker.

Maybe he's just an analyst. The original report said "likely a LB coach" 

Fuck that! He shouldn’t be allowed to even wash the players cars in the parking lot!!!
1 minute ago, UncleBuck said:

Like I said last night, LB report seemed odd. I hope Davis is right for once. I'll go get an AAS tattoo.

The aas 3 stooges tat will look great. 

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

If that Brian Davis tweet is accurate then holy shit Mike Stoops is trolling by following and liking all those players/coaches on twitter.

Or maybe Stoops was already picking out which players he was going to yell at and run off the team.

1 minute ago, Effyourcouch said:

So now we like Brian Davis?

No

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I envy the lucky mother fuckers who went to bed before the Mike Stoops news broke and wake up / check the internet after its already been refuted. They will never know the emotional scars us survivors of the ~10 hour 'Mike Stoops LB coach' tenure will carry for the rest of our lives. 

9 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Either sark read the room or zenitz is a lying cock bag.  Or maybe both.   Can y’all delete your shitheel posts?

Why would we delete posts that say Mike Stoops sucks?

I haven't seen anyone else post it, but I would legit be worried that he would try to sabotage the program.  That is how much I hate him and think he hates us. Please God let this be wrong.

Edit: well, fuck me. I saw the news of the false report broke while I was typing my rant. 

 

Would I have picked Stoops for the job? No, because I despise the Stoops name as much as anyone here. But I can't fathom actually being as upset about it as some of you are. It's a fucking linebackers coach. Anyone who thinks he's going to have enough on-field influence to make our defense suck, or enough off-field influence to lead Sark back to drinking needs to calm the fuck down. If he brings absolutely nothing else to the table, it seems worth it to have a coach on staff that knows more about defending OU's offense than pretty much any other coach out there. His tenure at OU obviously didn't end well, but let's not forget who was in charge of the OU defense the last time they won a national championship, or the last time they beat Alabama. Sark hit a grand slam with every single one of his other hires, so let's not act like a bunch of pussies over his final piece of the puzzle. 

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Too slow.

14 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Calm your tits

 

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The last 4 followers on Twitter for Tosh are Texas guys.

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I will forever believe that the meltdown caused this to fall apart. Well done, everyone.

1 minute ago, EverywhereMan said:

now FCB:

 

Still despise FCB but this is good news!

 
Brian Davis
 
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Texas coach Steve Sarkisian tells me this morning the Horns are not hiring Mike Stoops. He does have someone else in mind for LB coach, hopes to finalize later today. “I’m really excited about who we’re talking to.”

FYI DeRuyter to Oregon as DC...

 

So noo landing spot their for Tosh either..

Lets be honest there is a very good chance the Davis reporting is based on the initial staff targets from 3 weeks ago and they're just now hearing about that. 

7 minutes ago, General Specific said:


Wait, do I break ground or not on the “Bag O Dick’s” factory near the airport? I haz confuse!

 

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3 minutes ago, EverywhereMan said:

now FCB:

 

still betting he is here as an analyst - he has had a couple of choices to clearly say he isn't hiring him at all

edit: Super K now saying it was blocked last night so maybe not

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45 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

The only thing an analyst doesn't do at Alabama is go on the road to recruit.  Other than that they have the same responsibilities as the position coaches.

Who has final say over the position groups, or defense, or recruiting, or how practice is run? The analyst that's trying to rehab his career, or the position coaches and coordinators.  Saban is not a moron - hiring a former head coach in Mike Stoops as an analyst costs him nothing with lots of potential upside and at basically no cost.

Trying to equate hiring Mike Stoops as an analyst and hiring Mike Stoops as the LB coach and potential Assistant to reginal manager of defense is futile.

Interesting. From Super K:

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Don’t know how accurate but source close to the program tells me this was blocked late last night and into this morning

 

 

1 minute ago, TexasPride10 said:

Would I have picked Stoops for the job? No, because I despise the Stoops name as much as anyone here. But I can't fathom actually being as upset about it as some of you are. It's a fucking linebackers coach. Anyone who thinks he's going to have enough on-field influence to make our defense suck, or enough off-field influence to lead Sark back to drinking needs to calm the fuck down. If he brings absolutely nothing else to the table, it seems worth it to have a coach on staff that knows more about defending OU's offense than pretty much any other coach out there. His tenure at OU obviously didn't end well, but let's not forget who was in charge of the OU defense the last time they won a national championship, or the last time they beat Alabama. Sark hit a grand slam with every single one of his other hires, so let's not act like a bunch of pussies over his final piece of the puzzle. 

You could have just said "I have no idea what I'm talking about" and saved us all some trouble.

Mike Stoops has no idea how to stop offenses unless they're running straight at him and throwing 2 yard stop routes.

1 minute ago, TexasPride10 said:

Would I have picked Stoops for the job? No, because I despise the Stoops name as much as anyone here. But I can't fathom actually being as upset about it as some of you are. It's a fucking linebackers coach. Anyone who thinks he's going to have enough on-field influence to make our defense suck, or enough off-field influence to lead Sark back to drinking needs to calm the fuck down. If he brings absolutely nothing else to the table, it seems worth it to have a coach on staff that knows more about defending OU's offense than pretty much any other coach out there. His tenure at OU obviously didn't end well, but let's not forget who was in charge of the OU defense the last time they won a national championship, or the last time they beat Alabama. Sark hit a grand slam with every single one of his other hires, so let's not act like a bunch of pussies over his final piece of the puzzle. 

This is a terrible take, you have brought shame upon yourself and your family and friends by sharing it on the internet. 
Be better in the future. 

1 minute ago, TexasPride10 said:

Would I have picked Stoops for the job? No, because I despise the Stoops name as much as anyone here. But I can't fathom actually being as upset about it as some of you are. It's a fucking linebackers coach. Anyone who thinks he's going to have enough on-field influence to make our defense suck, or enough off-field influence to lead Sark back to drinking needs to calm the fuck down. If he brings absolutely nothing else to the table, it seems worth it to have a coach on staff that knows more about defending OU's offense than pretty much any other coach out there. His tenure at OU obviously didn't end well, but let's not forget who was in charge of the OU defense the last time they won a national championship, or the last time they beat Alabama. Sark hit a grand slam with every single one of his other hires, so let's not act like a bunch of pussies over his final piece of the puzzle. 

Suck a dick. That dude fucking blows major ass as a coach. Did you watch ANY of BlowU's defense under him? I dont want that dude anywhere near the field. 

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