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Sark was hoping to drop all the staff tweets this afternoon but he was cocked blocked by the BMDs.

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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Interesting that Joseph is Secondary Coach. No official CB coach

300 so, where is the gif of Mike Stoops getting kicked into the pit.  This is TEXAS!

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6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Sark holding a press conference in 10 minutes. No LHN or radio access.

The fuck?  Just the tweeters?

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Director of Football Performance - I like that.  Now where is the Conditioning Coach?

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

So Stoops is or isn’t coming? I need to know angry I need to be 

Isn't.

6 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

As much as I'm dumbfounded and pissed that Sark would ever think this would fly and that he could pull an end run after he had already been told no unequivocally on Stoops the first time... it's all worth it just for the image of that steaming bucket of dick cheese Mike Stoops going to bed thinking he's going to be a paid position coach again, and he's got his coaching career back on track. You can almost see the shiteating grin on his face. And he starts mouthing off to some third rate Alabama reporter and trolling on Twitter and really feeling his oats. And you just know he was super jacked (coked?) to be at Texas much less where he could exact his revenge on OU and that little shit Lincoln Riley for shitcanning him and showing them what a fucking mistake they made... and then his waking up to the phone call. "Hey buddy, remember when I offered you that job? Sorry, man. Just couldn't make it happen. Have fun licking Saban's taint in Tuscaloosa for minimum wage the next year. Good bye, and good luck."

Didn't he turn down DC at UNT? What a fucking moron.

Just now, Butch Had Not said:

Didn't he turn down DC at UNT? What a fucking moron.

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Just now, Butch Had Not said:

Didn't he turn down DC at UNT? What a fucking moron.

Maybe he can coach LBs at UNT... 😋

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Maybe he can coach LBs at UNT... 😋

He'll probably wind up at OU South just to piss me off.

Sark on Flood: "Kyle has worked with me the last four years, two years in Atlanta and two years at Alabama." -- "I think Kyle has a wealth of knowledge and experience at the offensive line position. He's a tremendous recruiter, and a great developer of talent which clearly we saw a year ago at Alabama."
 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

He'll probably wind up at OU South just to piss me off.

So smu ??

Sark on Banks: "Jeff, his roots in recruiting are here in the great state of Texas, but he's also in my opinion the premier special teams coordinator in the country."

36 minutes ago, Modessit said:

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The fact that there's only 9 coaches announced right now confirms Stoops was the guy until fan and booster feedback put a stop to it

Sark on Becton: "I think our philosophies are very aligned when it comes to the type of training and regiment we want our kids to be in during the offseason, as well as in season to prevent injury and also to prepare them to play at the highest level."

Is he taking any questions? I want to know about LB and Conditioning and rest of staff.

Thanks, TARS!

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2 minutes ago, Viper said:

The fact that there's only 9 coaches announced right now confirms Stoops was the guy until fan and booster feedback put a stop to it

Leonardo Dicaprio GIF by Coolidge Corner Theatre

2 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Is he taking any questions? I want to know about LB and Conditioning and rest of staff.

Seconded. What happened to the rumblings of a Conditioning coach hire? 

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