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25 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

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Fuck everything about Mike Stoops

I know nothing about Milwee but I assume Sark will be hands-on with the QBs anyways so that hire probably isn't too consequential

Every other hire would be fantastic imo

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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10 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i'm hoping he has some read on the current coaches that would be retained.  this part of it pleases me.  the rest is pure speculation and should be treated as such.

Only really Drayton

3 minutes ago, fatheryeet said:

saw a tweet that Muschamp followed CDC on Twitter today. He is but idk how to tell when that happened

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Believe Mobile shows the most recent follows at the top. But I could be wrong. If so as Horns said. He started following Lanning as well. Interesting since it was thought he'd keep Coleman 

Just now, maninblack said:

Only really Drayton

I will add Coleman Hutzler to that list

Steele as DC . Mark it down

Just now, RGBIII said:

I will add Coleman Hutzler to that list

Depends on the DC hire

1 minute ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Believe Mobile shows the most recent follows at the top. But I could be wrong. If so as Horns said. He started following Lanning as well. Interesting since it was thought he'd keep Coleman 

No on mobile it shows “similar” follows or some shit. Think you have to get on desktop to see recent

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Mike Stoops puts diarrhea in his smoothies. 

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

You should fully expect at least two coaches he hires that play the recruiting game. Sark is going to recruit like the SEC. 

We need a "yay" emoji

Just now, maninblack said:

Depends on the DC hire

At this point I am operating under the assumption it is Muschamp (please god!) and in that case I’d imagine he would come back. Need to start at Coach Boom or Bust thread

Just don't hire your best friends like the last two idiots, Sark...

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I haven't been following our program/recruiting as closely anymore, and I don't know any more about Sarkisian that the average fan. But here's a contrarian take about hiring him. 

I kinda like the fact that his career has had some serious bumps. He's always been highly regarded as a coach, but had average success at Washington and USC. Obviously he has some personal demons that affected his career and family as well. But it looks like he's got himself back together. Good for him. 

Herman had nothing but success at Ohio State and UH, and he "led" this program with an asshole know-it-all mentality. Maybe we need someone with a sense of humility and who has been through some ups and downs in life. 

I don't give a flying fuck what any other opposing program or fan thinks of this hire. I just want results. 

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

At this point I am operating under the assumption it is Muschamp (please god!) and in that case I’d imagine he would come back. Need to start at Coach Boom or Bust thread

Will would set Sark up for success

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Our social media staff must be retained. We have one of the best groups in the country.

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1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

This may matter 

 

 

 

Carrington is staying

2 minutes ago, Teryor said:

 

Weird, Anwar was the one who reported that they were canned, and we all know who Anwar's source is (or was...)

You know...Tom WAS a good offensive coordinator... Could save some buyout money too.

He likes Austin. he'd come

Lots of people like Austin. I’m sure Urban Meyer likes it and here we are. Have to think LSU matches any potential raise.

Siap...
 

Would that be Carrington?

Watch out Colbert bringing Bru

I’d die
5 minutes ago, pacman said:

Just don't hire your best friends like the last two idiots, Sark...

Herman's problem was his friends sucked. Sark has some better friends.

I'm excited for this hire, Sark after Dark! Fuck yeah

 

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1 minute ago, maninblack said:

Carrington is staying

Tell Carrington to pack his bags. With money. Because he’s going to need them.

At this point I am operating under the assumption it is Muschamp (please god!) and in that case I’d imagine he would come back. Need to start at Coach Boom or Bust thread

If it isn’t WM there are very few upgrades over Ash (you could argue WM isn’t but he seems to be the target). At that point you’d think Ash gets an offer to stay.

Meh on mushchamp. I’d rather ash stay.




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8 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

This may matter 

 

 

 

Of course not. There is still football related things that need to be taken care of specifically with the players and their needs. You can’t just send everyone home. All those positions will be dealt with when the head coach is hired and on campus. 

1 hour ago, Fud said:

McGuire isn't leaving Baylor unless it's for a HC or coordinator job. Maybe he can be the OC in name while Sark runs the offense, ala Riley/Day/Jimbo?

 

1 hour ago, maninblack said:

Would be a great hire and Joey is fine leaving Waco for Austin if offered. 

Peak Surly! 

I hope Ash stays. 
 

Should make him emergency mid season firing HCIW.




He's always been highly regarded as a coach,


That's what people are worried about

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I’d be happy if Ash stayed...I’ve seen improvement almost every week from our defense and they certainly look more confident than they did before he arrived. With a proper off-season I have faith our defense continues to improve toward the top of the conference. 
 

Does anyone have credible information regarding whether the playcalling and rhythms of our offense was a result of TH continuing to meddle? Or was this Yurcich’s offense all season?

I would be happy with Ash or Muschamp at DC. Ash made huge progress this season despite having no camp. I'll always be partial to muschamp, though.

Folks, if Ash is retained that means we probably get Mike fucking Stoops as Co-DC...DO.NOT.WANT....Coach Boom or Bust

Carrington just started following Corey Raymond. 

Just now, KYHorn said:

Carrington just started following Corey Raymond. 

Yes please!

46 minutes ago, maninblack said:

No way on Steele. He was back stabbing Malzahn all year. I wouldn't bring him onto the staff.

I hear ya.  I'd rather go with Muschamp and even Chris Ash for that matter, but I still think Steele could work.  He was close to some of the big boosters in Auburn which gave him his platform to try and stage the coup.  He wouldn't have that in Austin, and I think at his age he probably thought that was his last shot at getting a HC position.  He's 62 and if he came to Austin he'd be 65 before Sark would reasonably be in trouble, at which time there's no way he'd be considered to take over.  

Still better than Mike Stoops.

2 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

I would be happy with Ash or Muschamp at DC. Ash made huge progress this season despite having no camp. I'll always be partial to muschamp, though.

Muschamp guarantees things that Ash doesn't. Between the two Muschamp is significantly higher for me.

Carrington just started following Corey Raymond. 

It’s probably the opposite reason we want.
1 minute ago, KYHorn said:

Carrington just started following Corey Raymond. 

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1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Yes please!

Could you imagine if we hire Raymond and Stingley uses the one-time transfer exception to follow him? I'll be in my bunk

I want coach Boom back. Chris ash has surprised me this year though. I’m torn.

2 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Carrington just started following Corey Raymond. 

Or the other way around where Carrington is potentially looking at LSU. Didn't they force a big raise a couple of seasons ago?

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Folks, if Ash is retained that means we probably get Mike fucking Stoops as Co-DC...DO.NOT.WANT....Coach Boom or Bust

If Ash is retained why would he get rid of the guy he just picked to be his LB coach? 

Feels like Stoops is a Sark thing since they're both at Bama right now, not a Ash/Muschamp thing. Would be a big red flag for me. 

Muschamp guarantees things that Ash doesn't. Between the two Muschamp is significantly higher for me.
I pretty much agree. I think there is always a risk switching coaches, especially since muschamp has been in a different role for so many years now. But damn was he incredible here. I would definitely prefer muschamp but would be fine with Ash.
31 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Herman's problem was his friends sucked. Sark has some better friends.

Except for Stoops. That guy sucks. 

I know this one will be fun/divisive 

1 minute ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

Could you imagine if we hire Raymond and Stingley uses the one-time transfer exception to follow him? I'll be in my bunk

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Is there any concerns of current players wanting to leave now?

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Is there any concerns of current players wanting to leave now?

Need to give it a week and see who on the staff is retained. Not many players were super attached to Herman himself.

Just now, Teryor said:

I know this one will be fun/divisive 

Will knows not of what he speaks. Get Giles the fuck off the 40

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