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19 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

Ok I’m going to need to see some more consistency in background, suit, and tie colors. Also, pose positions are all wonky. This is not our standard. Time to do a re-shoot.

 

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They just photoshopped burnt orange into their previous staff pics. I'm sure there will be a uniform photoshoot soon.

Steve Sarkisian - Football Coach - University of Alabama AthleticsFlood, KyleOle Miss Football Adds to Coaching StaffPete Kwiatkowski - Football Coach - University of Washington AthleticsTorre Becton - Football Coach - University of California Golden Bears  Athletics

 

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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does gideon got herpes?

also he needs his daddy to teach him to tie a tie again.

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4 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

does gideon got herpes?

Why do you ask? You wanna fuck him?

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10 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

does gideon got herpes?

Pretty sure those are pancake crumbs

1 hour ago, Errestaurants said:

Cool story brah! How many times did you edit before hitting send? 

Some asshole who likes to tell people who they shouldn’t marry informed me that you don’t hit send, you submit reply. I figured I’d enlighten you as well. Lol 

Found this while cyber stalking our new coaches.  This is his pinned tweet; notice the dates.

 

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1 hour ago, Hornlover said:

Confirmed. Jeff Banks is not only regarded, but he's actually highly-regarded!

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Good god tell me these stupid fuckers on Horns247 are trolling. A decent number of them were in favor of Stoops and one genius posted about how well he coached the linebackers at OU.

 

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11 minutes ago, SDG said:

Found this while cyber stocking our new coaches.

that's a new one

3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

that's a new one

Not really.

4 minutes ago, satyanash said:

that's a new one

Well I'm not sophisticated enough to track airplanes.

7 hours ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

I envy the lucky mother fuckers who went to bed before the Mike Stoops news broke and wake up / check the internet after its already been refuted. They will never know the emotional scars us survivors of the ~10 hour 'Mike Stoops LB coach' tenure will carry for the rest of our lives. 

I’m one of those. I had no idea until my son texted me to get my reaction to the meltdown last night. I told him we had already moved on from considering Mike Stoops.

I wish I had been here for the show. Best free entertainment out there. 

The monkey would be a better LB coach than Mike Stoops.

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

The monkey would be a better LB coach than Mike Stoops.

The monkey is better than Urban.

South Austin's mom would be a better LB coach than stoops.

26 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Good god tell me these stupid fuckers on Horns247 are trolling. A decent number of them were in favor of Stoops and one genius posted about how well he coached the linebackers at OU.

 

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I see people still have Teddy Lehman PTSD

2 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

South Austin's mom would be a better LB coach than stoops.

Well she does know how to bring a 3 man blitz....

2 hours ago, Errestaurants said:

Cool story brah! How many times did you edit before hitting send? 

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18 minutes ago, satyanash said:

that's a new one

i once answered "silk stalkings" on a spanish quiz. 

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1 minute ago, elfenix said:

i once wrote "silk stalkings" for a spanish quiz. 

Silk Stalkings - streaming tv show online

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Shots fired at Mensa

Makes it apparent that it’s one of the things CDC reiterated to Sarkisian in the hiring process. Same with Sark’s repetition of “authentic.” And both were huge sources of consternation with the fanbase with Herman.
 

Glad someone listened. Hope the Stoops furor resonated equally. 

I have a milestone birthday this year, and had a cardio stress test this morning at 8.  Last thing I did last night was check Surly to see if we had a new coach. About the worst f*%king thing i could have done last night. Yeah, I want some butts!

2 hours ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

I think that is true and not true depending.  They fucked up the Saban hire.

Mack Brown being an entitled, petulant bitch-ass did that. 

18 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

South Austin's mom would be a better LB coach than stoops.

Stoops defensive schemes have more holes than South Austin's mom.

4 minutes ago, JPETERMAN said:

Stoops defensive schemes have more holes than South Austin's mom.

Live look at South Austin's mom's hole.the shawshank redemption escape GIF

22 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

South Austin's mom would be a better LB coach than stoops.

Well yeah. She would show them how to hit those gaps. 

Tebus, for being an epic alcoholic, age adjusted, Sarkisian looks like a spring lamb. Flood has the cancro leopard face, Gideon the sex disease, Milwee the post-timber head barren. No normal faces, and that's ok.

15 hours ago, CHIEF said:

What? Pete Kwaitkowski is our DC, and a quite good one, I might add.

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Thanks, I just have never seen that confirmed anywhere. Yet, since I live in Poland, I bet I am among the few that can actually pronounce his name correctly.  You guys make this fun.

30 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

South Austin's mom would be a better LB coach than stoops.

She would be fantastic at teaching them to drive their hips. 

13 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Mack Brown being an entitled, petulant bitch-ass did that. 

partly. he found out because BMDs got involved and leaked shit out.

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2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

She would be fantastic at teaching them to drive their hips. 

She's certainly familiar with having a hole filled.

6 minutes ago, ausjala said:

Thanks, I just have never seen that confirmed anywhere. Yet, since I live in Poland, I bet I am among the few that can actually pronounce his name correctly.  You guys make this fun.

Watch out for those pesky Russians. Or Germans. Either way.

3 hours ago, D_Goose said:

I'm personally struggling to be at the excitement level towards Sark right now that I was before last night. 

It feels like I had a banging, stacked, badass chick I just started going out with and then I found out she was texting one of her exes last night and now I have to walk around with her at my Aunt's bday party or something and knowing she's a sneaking little skank whore in my head but faking I'm still just as stoked about her as I was because that's what all my family thinks.

Good god we are such a damaged group.  Hopefully Sark will help us find our collective sacks.  Get your shit together people.  

1 minute ago, stork642 said:

Good god we are such a damaged group.  Hopefully Sark will help us find our collective sacks.  Get your shit together people.  

 

Says the stork.

To the goose.

1 hour ago, MAUFRAIS said:

does gideon got herpes?

also he needs his daddy to teach him to tie a tie again.

Stress chancre.  He’s been hearing Stoops was possibly going to be on the new staff for the last two weeks.  

4 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Good god we are such a damaged group.  Hopefully Sark will help us find our collective sacks.  Get your shit together people.  

Exactly; people need to realize that no one of importance was in the administration during the last two hires.  New President, new Athletic Director etc.  Until they fuck it up we should give them the benefit of the doubt.  

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

 

He looks like Gru in this picture.  The minions must be close by.  

1 minute ago, SDG said:

Exactly; people need to realize that no one of importance was in the administration during the last two hires.  New President, new Athletic Director etc.  Until they fuck it up we should give them the benefit of the doubt.  

This is Surly. Bitch early, bitch loud, bitch late.  And no one gets the benefit of the doubt

28 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

She would be fantastic at teaching them to drive their hips. 

She’s been doing two-a-days her whole life.  

9 minutes ago, SDG said:

Exactly; people need to realize that no one of importance was in the administration during the last two hires.  New President, new Athletic Director etc.  Until they fuck it up we should give them the benefit of the doubt.  

I used up my benefit of doubt on all the other fuck ups

11 minutes ago, SDG said:

Exactly; people need to realize that no one of importance was in the administration during the last two hires.  New President, new Athletic Director etc.  Until they fuck it up we should give them the benefit of the doubt.  

I'm not panicking because he hit it out of the park on half the hires and the other few are decent to very good. 9/10 is still better than the last two guys and if the redo coach is Lupoi, Marve, or somebody like that then he'll have another homerun.

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That is a mighty fine looking coaching staff

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Ok I’ve been...unavoidably detained for the past 7 hours so I’ve skipped 10 pages, read this page, and also saw that the official hires thread hasn’t been updated. 
Do we not have a lb coach yet?

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