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The only thing worse than the AAS coverage of the program is the fact that the last page and a half of this thread has been dedicated to those blowhards.

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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3 hours ago, El Hornarino said:

Edit was at 7:04 UTC apparently.  Clicking through, the IP was from Knoxville (Verizon Wireless).

If that is true, then it came from the desk of this man, the most powerful agent in college football: Jimmy Sexton

(I believe he has a son that either attends Texas , or Texas is his favorite team)

How Reggie White gave super agent Jimmy Sexton his start - NFL

7 minutes ago, freyguy said:

You @iamamac, you gonna maintain an updated stickie (or stiffie) once the coaching hires start happening?

Yes, we'll keep something updated

And yes, who fucking cares about the AAS?

7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

The only thing worse than the AAS coverage of the program is the fact that the last page and a half of this thread has been dedicated to those blowhards.

And that their stuff is behind a paywall

2 minutes ago, Kurt Bowels said:

If that is true, then it came from the desk of this man, the most powerful agent in college football: Jimmy Sexton

(I believe he has a son that either attends Texas , or Texas is his favorite team)

How Reggie White gave super agent Jimmy Sexton his start - NFL

damn, it also appears Kyle Flood's agent is Jimmy Sexton

5 minutes ago, Kurt Bowels said:

If that is true, then it came from the desk of this man, the most powerful agent in college football: Jimmy Sexton

(I believe he has a son that either attends Texas , or Texas is his favorite team)

How Reggie White gave super agent Jimmy Sexton his start - NFL

His son went to Ole Miss

15 minutes ago, freyguy said:

You @iamamac, you gonna maintain an updated stickie (or stiffie) once the coaching hires start happening?

@immamac can we get a condensed sticky thread (like you’ve done in recruiting) for actual news?

edit: Too late just saw blacklab’s post

Edited by TKthunder2

2 hours ago, dcar00 said:

well this and of course Golden is a complete moron.

A complete and total moron but he's head and shoulders smarter than Kunt Bowels. What does that tell you?

32 minutes ago, Texas Flood said:

Nashville you say? Sounds like the agent's office jumped the gun on the wiki updates

 

5 minutes ago, Kurt Bowels said:

damn, it also appears Kyle Flood's agent is Jimmy Sexton

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5 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

@immamac can we get a condensed sticky thread (like you’ve done in recruiting) for actual news?

edit: Too late just saw blacklab’s post

This is like next level double post 😝

Yep, when you consider that Odom is really the non-Muschamp/Saban name that's gotten any traction, it makes more sense that he's a Sexton guy.

6 minutes ago, CenTex Hill Billy said:

His son went to Ole Miss

His son is a huge Texas fan.

Jimmy Sexton is located in Tennessee. He's the most powerful college agent on the planet (as many here know).

Kyle Flood's agent is Jimmy Sexton

This deal is done. You can put Flood on the Texas books with Drayton.

4 minutes ago, Jack Wilson said:

A complete and total moron but he's head and shoulders smarter than Kunt Bowels. What does that tell you?

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is King

1 minute ago, blacklab said:

Who has been officially fired?

Hand, Yancy? anyone else?

I don't know about "official," the strongest reporting so far is that Boulware, Hand, and Yancy are gone. You can probably pencil in Drayton as retained.

Edit: Hand tweeted out a goodbye message, so that's more or less official.

Edited by Machinator

2 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Who has been officially fired?

Hand, Yancy? anyone else?

I think one of the 9.95 sites said the whole non-Drayton offensive staff was let go but only saw it once. 

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4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Yep, when you consider that Odom is really the non-Muschamp/Saban name that's gotten any traction, it makes more sense that he's a Sexton guy.

Yep it does, throw that in with texas possibly additional leverage for others and it doesn’t hurt to have a name like Odom in the mix. More options isn’t a bad thing 

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

I think one of the 9.95 sites said the whole offensive staff was let go but only saw it once. 

Burton said all offensive coaches but Drayton are gone.

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2 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Who has been officially fired?

Hand, Yancy? anyone else?

247 says Boulware but haven’t seen confirmation

2 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Who has been officially fired?

Hand, Yancy? anyone else?

Those are the only two...

 

The only two confirmed currently are AJ Millwee and Stan Drayton

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

I don't know about "official," the strongest reporting so far is that Boulware, Hand, and Yancy are gone. You can probably pencil in Drayton as retained.

Edit: Hand tweeted out a goodbye message, so that's more or less official.

You can put Drayton in pen.  Bijan is the most important player on the roster right now.

5 hours ago, Js1 said:

Was just reading he has run a 4-2-5, 3-4, 4-3 and 3-2-6 at various times and stops depending on personnel and opponents.  

Wait, a coach that runs a scheme to match personnel? No fucking way

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Just finished painting my dining room yesterday in honor of the new era at Texas! (The lighting might not show it well, but its burnt orange)

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11 minutes ago, Kurt Bowels said:

His son is a huge Texas fan.

Jimmy Sexton is located in Tennessee. He's the most powerful college agent on the planet (as many here know).

Kyle Flood's agent is Jimmy Sexton

This deal is done. You can put Flood on the Texas books with Drayton.

His oldest son went to Ole Miss. 2nd eldest was a golfer at UT. I believe he graduated in '20.

https://texassports.com/sports/mens-golf/roster/parker-sexton/7519

You're on to something.

2 minutes ago, Lou Sassle said:

Just finished painting my dining room yesterday in honor of the new era at Texas! (The might not show it well, but its burnt orange)

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no handguns or expensive whiskey.

Son, we have rules...

Where was Milwee confirmed? Nothing is showing up on his twitter. I am not saying it isn't happening, just haven't seen it confirmed.

1 minute ago, Doc Reeves said:

no handguns or expensive bourbon.

Son, we have rules...

ftfy

I’m drunk confused... is Odom some smokescreen and Muschamp is still in play?  

6 minutes ago, Lou Sassle said:

Just finished painting my dining room yesterday in honor of the new era at Texas! (The might not show it well, but its burnt orange)

20210104_173601.jpg

Looks salmon. 

13 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Those are the only two...

 

The only two confirmed currently are AJ Millwee and Stan Drayton

Milwee isn't confirmed. Sounds like it's all done but the press release, so 99% of the way there.

Edited by texifornia

2 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Where was Milwee confirmed? Nothing is showing up on his twitter. I am not saying it isn't happening, just haven't seen it confirmed.


Not confirmed yet, but highly confident 

3 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Where was Milwee confirmed? Nothing is showing up on his twitter. I am not saying it isn't happening, just haven't seen it confirmed.

As far as I know neither has drayton. Both are just reportedly happening. 

5 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:


no handguns or expensive whiskey.

Son, we have rules...

The whiskey was in my hand

"Ears to the streets" Roach doesn't believe Raymond is a serious target . . .

3 hours ago, MoJames said:

Roster imo

Moderators - Blacklab or immamac

Rotating Research/Info guys - ctj, machinator, texifornia, katfid (only white guys)

Humor - thujone, RGBIII, Mitch

Neg Nancies - futureman and Satyanash

We could close the episodes with a remember when by Armybrat or what to drink by HenryJames

What am I missing?

No, no, no. Futureman should not be rewarded with any Surly-related airtime.

 

Why don’t you just let Dennison and Hugo on while you’re at it?

4 minutes ago, pops said:

Looks salmon. 

Yeah, I edited my post. It was supposed to say the *lighting* may not show it well...

2 minutes ago, Lou Sassle said:

The whiskey was in my hand


wife’s rack is also acceptable. (Worth more if she wouldn’t approve of you posting pics of her on the internet)

I'm confirming Kyle Flood. I would imagine Jimmy's son put that on wiki. He's a Texas alum and a huge football fan. He lefts some crumbs on some of the other Texas coaching searches in the past before the hires were made official. You aren't going to get a wiki edit saying Flood to Texas from an IP that matches the location of Jimmy Sexton, Flood's agent, unless it is the real deal. especially considering his son is a hug fan, likes to leave crumbs and is probably a member of this site. He's been a member of other Texas fan sites over the years.

1 minute ago, Lou Sassle said:

Yeah, I edited my post. It was supposed to say the *lighting* may not show it well...


I’m not sure if your familiar with our brutal “what’s the right color burnt orange” Wars....

there were casualties

Just now, Blackcat00 said:

When does Bohls retire? 

unfortunately guys like kurt dont retire

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

unfortunately guys like kurt dont retire


or die...

7 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Who is Milwee and should I be happy about that hire?

Was just added as Arkansas State OC from what I can find....    This seems very meh as a hire to me

Edited by Hook1997

6 hours ago, Machinator said:

If Drayton is the worst coach on the offensive staff we're in good shape.

The recruiting boards opinion of Drayton isn't held by football people.

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

Was just added as Arkansas State OC from what I can find....    This seems very meh as a hire to me

He's not calling plays. This isn't a Herman/Beck situation.

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35 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Who has been officially fired?

Hand, Yancy? anyone else?

Herman

5 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Was just added as Arkansas State OC from what I can find....    This seems very meh as a hire to me

I don't think anyone on this board knew who the hell he was a week ago, but if Sark trusts him enough to help him call plays then I'm good with the hire personally

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