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4 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Was just added as Arkansas State OC from what I can find....    This seems very meh as a hire to me


cant find the link but I read somewhere he’s “bright and enthusiastic” so take that for what it’s worth

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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I’m drunk confused... is Odom some smokescreen and Muschamp is still in play?  
I mean.... this crew was responsible for the Urban or Bust saga, so FUCK YES MUSCHAMP IS IN PLAY! It's all coming together behind the scenes.

He’s Sark’s protege.  We all know who is coaching the qbs and calling the plays, so I really couldn’t give a single solitary fuck about it.

3 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:
26 minutes ago, Beer Drinker said:
I’m drunk confused... is Odom some smokescreen and Muschamp is still in play?  

I mean.... this crew was responsible for the Urban or Bust saga, so FUCK YES MUSCHAMP IS IN PLAY! It's all coming together behind the scenes.

I lend my full support to this message. 

12 minutes ago, Kurt Bowels said:

I'm confirming Kyle Flood. 

Good enough for me for now. And so, the obligatory: 

 

6 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

He’s Sark’s protege.  We all know who is coaching the qbs and calling the plays, so I really couldn’t give a single solitary fuck about it.

This. He's a guy Sark trusts to be his voice with the QBs when he's doing head coach stuff, but that's Sark's pet position.

10 minutes ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

I don't think anyone on this board knew who the hell he was a week ago, but if Sark trusts him enough to help him call plays then I'm good with the hire personally

He was investigated by Surly back when Charlie was flying to Tulsa to hire an OC.  He was OC at Akron and putting up big yards.  He's qualified to be Sark's protege.

I don't think anyone on this board knew who the hell he was a week ago, but if Sark trusts him enough to help him call plays then I'm good with the hire personally

Don’t care, got Sark? Kinda aggyish I must say.
3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

He was investigated by Surly back when Charlie was flying to Tulsa to hire an OC.  He was OC at Akron and putting up big yards.  He's qualified to be Sark's protege.

Thought that guy looked familiar. 

1 minute ago, Tree Fidy said:


Don’t care, got Sark? Kinda aggyish I must say.

He's going to be the QB coach.  What qualifications should he have?

Just now, Bevo14 said:

Thought that guy looked familiar. 

Yeah - I didn't recognize the name - but I definitely remembered this picture:

Assistant Coach A.J. Milwee - YouTube

4 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

In all seriousness, is IT worth the money outside of what's going on? I've been going back and forth between them and TFB for awhile now. I used to be on 247 like 10 years ago, but fuck that place was a beating and their scoops sucked shit. So who would be worth the $9.95? IT or TFB? 

 

Thanks 

Yes imo

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

He's going to be the QB coach.  What qualifications should he have?

A history of developing QBs? 

47 minutes ago, Lou Sassle said:

Just finished painting my dining room yesterday in honor of the new era at Texas! (The lighting might not show it well, but its burnt orange)

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Baby picture of Bevo?  I approve.

 

 

 

Jimmy Sexton went to college in Knoxville at the other UT, but he currently works out of Memphis. 

8 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Players only meeting currently happening. 

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8 hours ago, MoJames said:

Anyone have the invite?

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5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Yeah - I didn't recognize the name - but I definitely remembered this picture:

Assistant Coach A.J. Milwee - YouTube

Jesus, shave your damn head........ give up, the hair is gone and ain't coming back.

2 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

The other thing about Cedric Golden acting so butthurt about all this is that he was Herman's mouthpiece. He's probably the only guy in Austin sorry to see the turtle hit the bricks. He might have to do some real reportering instead of getting spoon fed scoops in return for lobbing softballs at the coach like that bullshit he pulled with Herman in that press conference about his job security. Fuck that self-serving "journalist" in the goat ass.

 

That was Anwar Richardson, Katfid.

24 minutes ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

I don't think anyone on this board knew who the hell he was a week ago, but if Sark trusts him enough to help him call plays then I'm good with the hire personally

He's a booth/passing game coordinator type of guy.

Just now, Longhornlove said:

Jesus, shave your damn head........ give up, the hair is gone and ain't coming back.

Tom Herman would like a word with you.

34 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Who is Milwee and should I be happy about that hire?

 

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Given that these guys - you know, your avatar - are going "Mil .... weeeeeeeee ..... "

 

1 minute ago, Duane Moore said:

Jimmy Sexton went to college in Knoxville at the other UT, but he currently works out of Memphis. 

I'm well aware of this. You can't pinpoint the exact location of the IP.  It is close enough to the area. It's also more likely the son made the wiki edit. He's done stuff like this before. He's more than likely a member here.  (nothing wrong with the leak either IMO).

5 minutes ago, Xian said:

A history of developing QBs? 

He's got that.  Was also a successful college QB himself.  Also put up record numbers as the OC at Akron.

This is definitely a step up - but its why he took an analyst job at Alabama.  He did well enough there to get hired by Butch Jones to be his OC.

9 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Yeah - I didn't recognize the name - but I definitely remembered this picture:

Assistant Coach A.J. Milwee - YouTube

  • AJ Milwee (left after SEC championship game to become offensive coordinator at Arkansas State). One of Alabama's analyst.

 

2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Tom Herman would like a word with you.

Tom's hairline isn't near that embarrassing.

 

 

4 minutes ago, Walker_Texas_Ranger_23 said:
  • AJ Milwee (left after SEC championship game to become offensive coordinator at Arkansas State). One of Alabama's analyst.

 

Yes.  Thats who we're talking about.

I’m drunk confused... is Odom some smokescreen and Muschamp is still in play?  

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13 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Jimmy Sexton went to college in Knoxville at the other UT, but he currently works out of Memphis. 

Splits time in both Nashville and Memphis home office

1 hour ago, Lou Sassle said:

Just finished painting my dining room yesterday in honor of the new era at Texas! (The lighting might not show it well, but its burnt orange)

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I was told we only post pictures of overcooked steaks.

23 minutes ago, Walker_Texas_Ranger_23 said:
  • AJ Milwee (left after SEC championship game to become offensive coordinator at Arkansas State). One of Alabama's analyst.

 

He’s allegedly already turned it down and is coming here 

28 minutes ago, Atticus said:

That was Anwar Richardson, Katfid.

I see what you did there.

47 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

He was investigated by Surly back when Charlie was flying to Tulsa to hire an OC.  He was OC at Akron and putting up big yards.  He's qualified to be Sark's protege.

But did his QBs show some zip? 
 

I’ll see myself out

1 hour ago, blacklab said:

Yes, we'll keep something updated

And yes, who fucking cares about the AAS?

Boss man - on the coaching update thread, why does the chart show this guy as a DC candidate? 

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1 hour ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

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Meh’s brother.

Wait, we are seriously hiring this fucking guy to be on our staff?

1 minute ago, bschoolprof said:

Wait, we are seriously hiring this fucking guy to be on our staff?

You think his hair will be a distraction on in-home visits?

 

Boss man - on the coaching update thread, why does the chart show this guy as a DC candidate? 
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He meant Drunk David Ash.
4 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

Wait, we are seriously hiring this fucking guy to be on our staff?

He is the pipe swinging mutherfucker that Surly demands of Sark's staff.

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9 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

You think his hair will be a distraction on in-home visits?

 

 

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1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Yeah - I didn't recognize the name - but I definitely remembered this picture:

Assistant Coach A.J. Milwee - YouTube

I would personally spring for a Wahl with a #1 guard, and a retired stripper/hair stylist from Sexy Scissors to fix this shit. Good God. If there was ever a hairstyle made for radio, this is it.

CHIEF

I thought Sooner-hair was just just a joke but a Google search shows it really is Milwee.

The combover in better days

You are not allowed on the 40 acres until you shave it.  Just break out the #1 and be done with it.

I did two years ago when my Herman Head got out of control.  And I get all the ladies now.

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Just now, CHIEF said:

I would personally spring for a Wahl with a #1 guard, and a retired stripper/hair stylist from Sexy Scissors to fix this shit. Good God. If there was ever a hairstyle made for radio, this is it.

CHIEF

What's that picture on his computer screen?  Spawn?

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22 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Boss man - on the coaching update thread, why does the chart show this guy as a DC candidate? 

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Check out his hair.  I'd certainly let him coach the defense.  Looks like Fabio.

1 hour ago, DanTheHorn said:

So we are back to competing with LSU for a coach? 

 

Fuck, sorry to derail, but my god what a fall from grace. Bet Ed O last one more year. Two tops. 

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4 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

I thought Sooner-hair was just just a joke but a Google search shows it really is Milwee.

The combover in better days

You are not allowed on the 40 acres until you shave it.  Just break out the #1 and be done with it.

I did two years ago when my Herman Head got out of control.  And I get all the ladies now.

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5 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

Fuck, sorry to derail, but my god what a fall from grace. Bet Ed O last one more year. Two tops. 

Queue Moffitt to Texas rumors

2 hours ago, Kurt Bowels said:

His son is a huge Texas fan.

Jimmy Sexton is located in Tennessee. He's the most powerful college agent on the planet (as many here know).

Kyle Flood's agent is Jimmy Sexton

This deal is done. You can put Flood on the Texas books with Drayton.

Wonder what the Brocks think about this possible development?

34 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

Wait, we are seriously hiring this fucking guy to be on our staff?

 

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