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12 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Fucking terrible. The guy’s a sociopath. 
 

Hamm dragged a Sigma Nu pledge around by the scrotum with the claw of a hammer, allegedly, for those who are lost. 

I did not know this, wow! Figured yall were talking about Taylor Hamm and the nickname for his mouth was claw hammer

https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/crime/article/Mad-Men-star-Jon-Hamm-involved-in-1990-hazing-6189477.php

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Just now, Mileslong said:


I haven’t researched his career but last year his Arky defense finished 106th in total defense. If that’s chicken salad then it tastes like crap.

We finished 62nd, I don’t know what Arky drastically improved from but 106th sucks, unless your league has 1000 teams in it...

Total defense is a shitty, shitty stat to use.

1 minute ago, Mileslong said:


I haven’t researched his career but last year his Arky defense finished 106th in total defense. If that’s chicken salad then it tastes like crap.

We finished 62nd, I don’t know what Arky drastically improved from but 106th sucks, unless your league has 1000 teams in it...

While there's plenty of ways to refute that, the fun part is no one has to! We're on to Arnett.

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I'm auto negging "omg the 3-3-5 sucks because I'm a potato" posts 

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6 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Not crazy about the 3-3-5. 

Good thing nobody gives a fuck what you think and your shitty sources of dog shit information is irrelevant you receding hairline bitch. 

4 minutes ago, Okcool said:

Went down my freshman year there. Knew a couple of pledge brothers of the kid. Think they found him in a closet if I remember correctly. Smh 

Makes sense. Hamms still in the closet 

Just now, texifornia said:

While there's plenty of ways to refute that, the fun part is no one has to! We're on to Arnett.

Is Arnett > Ansley?

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Good thing nobody gives a fuck what you think and your shitty sources of dog shit information is irrelevant you receding hairline bitch. 

 

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1 minute ago, Fud said:

I'm auto negging "omg the 3-3-5 sucks because I'm a potato" posts 


You should also neg him for pretending to be an insider. 

Having a difficult time finding any family photos of the Arnetts, red flag?

Total defense is a shitty, shitty stat to use.

What would be a better stat to use, scoring, yards per game, opposing TDs? Because if it’s the latter then Arky gave up 43 TDs and we gave up 34.
3 minutes ago, Fud said:

I'm auto negging "omg the 3-3-5 sucks because I'm a potato" posts 

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Good thing nobody gives a fuck what you think and your shitty sources of dog shit information is irrelevant you receding hairline bitch. 

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1 minute ago, MoJames said:

Having a difficult time finding any family photos of the Arnetts, red flag?

Dedicated to the grind. All systems a go. 

1 minute ago, Mileslong said:


What would be a better stat to use, scoring, yards per game, opposing TDs? Because if it’s the latter then Arky gave up 43 TDs and we gave up 34.

If you're not using an adjusted state, then yard per play or points per play work the best 

Just now, Mileslong said:


What would be a better stat to use, scoring, yards per game, opposing TDs? Because if it’s the latter then Arky gave up 43 TDs and we gave up 34.

FEI, SP+, points per drive, yards per play

How do you know this? are you a player, coach, or directly work inside the football department?

I mean, it’s widely documented but okay
18 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

At least he didn't rip the nutsack off like those sooners did in that Oklahoma bar incident several years back.

Sooners always gonna one-up on the ball-grabbing. 

33 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Looks like it’s probably not Odom. 

probably means Sark passed on him

FEI, SP+, points per drive, yards per play

I haven’t calculated your other metrics but using YPP puts us near Alabama at 5.22 per and Arky is still worse at 5.65. I still like defenses that give up fewer points than other teams.

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PDATED 12:48 PM - I've talked with two sources who indicated Texas defensive coordinator Chris Ash is under strong consideration to remain at Texas. From what we know, Sarkisian has talked with several assistants but Ash isn't one of them yet. His fate is still up in the air, but there's starting to be more of a feeling that Barry Odom sticks with Arkansas. Arizona is also targeting Ash should he be released from Texas, but nothing has been decided to our knowledge. Ash would provide staff continuity and lessen the finanical strain of buying out so many assistants. We will continue to monitor this situation as none of the defensive staff have been told for sure what their fate is.

We also continue to hear increasing buzz on Blake Gideon. The former Leander prospect and Texas safety has been making his name in coaching circles since his playing days ended. Gideon is known most for superb special teams coaching, and he's had experience coaching safeties and nickelback

 

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Not reading but You do not want Arnett.... we will save yall the trouble and just hold on to him for ya. 

 

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

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PDATED 12:48 PM - I've talked with two sources who indicated Texas defensive coordinator Chris Ash is under strong consideration to remain at Texas. From what we know, Sarkisian has talked with several assistants but Ash isn't one of them yet. His fate is still up in the air, but there's starting to be more of a feeling that Barry Odom sticks with Arkansas. Arizona is also targeting Ash should he be released from Texas, but nothing has been decided to our knowledge. Ash would provide staff continuity and lessen the finanical strain of buying out so many assistants. We will continue to monitor this situation as none of the defensive staff have been told for sure what their fate is.

We also continue to hear increasing buzz on Blake Gideon. The former Leander prospect and Texas safety has been making his name in coaching circles since his playing days ended. Gideon is known most for superb special teams coaching, and he's had experience coaching safeties and nickelback

 

I missed the days of our stellar special teams, all the blocks and the fake punts and fgs. Mack learned that lesson well after the debacle game and made us elite there. 

14 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Total defense is a shitty, shitty stat to use.

bad news here, it hasn't gotten any better since you left.

these morons love using total points, total yards, total TDs given up and hate anything advanced or even per drive stats like what we get from ksu_fan for the b12.

this is an uphill battle and will continue to be unfortunately.

6 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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Current Standings:

1. Arnett

2. Ash

3. Freeman

4. Odom

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

I find the 4-4-5 to be the most effective but for some reason nobody runs it. 

Need more corches on the field

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

I missed the days of our stellar special teams, all the blocks and the fake punts and fgs. Mack learned that lesson well after the debacle game and made us elite there. 

There have been plenty of ST blocks during the past decade. Usually for the other team, but they were there bro

1 minute ago, TexasFan21 said:

I think you can work around that for the right coaching mind. Not ideal, but he'll also have plenty more success with the Texas brand behind him. 

1 minute ago, Octavian said:

Current Standings:

1. Arnett

2. Ash

3. Freeman

4. Odom

Freeman over Ash imo

If both Odom and Muschamp are off the table it starts to get more difficult to find a clear upgrade from Ash. I see why a new coach would want a new guy but you start getting into some real gambles there.

34 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

And of course the news had to come from Catalon.

We need to beat the shit out of those motherfuckers in Sep.

bad news here, it hasn't gotten any better since you left.
these morons love using total points, total yards, total TDs given up and hate anything advanced or even per drive stats like what we get from ksu_fan for the b12.
this is an uphill battle and will continue to be unfortunately.

Ok Vince, why don’t you break it down for us morons how good Arky’s defense was. I will okay close attention to how “points given up” doesn’t matter

 

Arnett has done well, but as DC, he has

- 2 years at SD state

- 1 year at Miss. State

 

- Concerned that that is too little experience, esp. at the P5 level. 

- And not sure how many high level asst. coaches would come work for him.

- Given Sarkisian's own background on offense, this could be his most important hire.

 

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4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I find the 4-4-5 to be the most effective but for some reason nobody runs it. 

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2 minutes ago, Mileslong said:


Ok Vince, why don’t you break it down for us morons how good Arky’s defense was. I will okay close attention to how “points given up” doesn’t matter

IT WAS BETTER THAN BEFORE HE GOT THERE IS THE POINT

54 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Well Sarkisian, Flood, and Wiggins all came to Bama in the same offseason, and Banks was there 1 year prior. Saban's staffs are used to turnover. When you hire competent assistants that kick ass at their jobs, they aren't staying for long.

 

Like Todd Orlando? /ducks

8 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

I missed the days of our stellar special teams, all the blocks and the fake punts and fgs. Mack learned that lesson well after the debacle game and made us elite there. 

He gave punt block to Akina, and Akina taught Gideon. I’d love to get Gideon back to coach ST. 

Ok, let's say Ash is the guy. He picked Hutzler and Valai, right? I'd be ok with 2 of the 3 of those.

5 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

Not sure blaming a coach for having trouble recruiting to MSU is warranted. As LSU coach Skip Bertman said, "Starkville is an Indian word for trailer park." Along with, "Every time I go to Starkville, I ask for a room without a view." 

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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28 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

NAHLIN:  We had heard Odom was set to talk or interview with Texas today.  It would also imply he wasn’t offered the job.  We’re watching Zach Arnett from Mississippi State.

Wonder if Arky also stepped up with a raise for Odom?   May have never been a true candidate at TEXAS -- strictly a leak by his agent to get Odom a raise from Razorbacks.

Isn't the Agent for Sark also Odom's agent too??

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

So did Odoms, and probably Ash's. You don't need your DC to be a stud recruiter if you have others. 

Chris Ash runs circles around the other two but has also been at tOSU / Texas, so naturally will have the attention of higher rated recruits.

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