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  • closetojumping
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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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4 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Just play this on a loop

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to be fair, I wouldn’t want to be judged for the things I did in college either

8 minutes ago, JPETERMAN said:

It'd be great for Gideon for sure from an exposure standpoint and learning aspect.  And our Special teams would no doubt be improved.  But I don't want a team going up against Lincoln Riley offense being understaffed with only 4 (or 4 1/2) full time coaches dedicated to coaching defense on the practice field.  That breakout has 5 full time offensive coaches, plus the head-coach calling plays.  And only 4 full time defensive coaches.  And one special teams coach.    I mean if Gideon is good enough to focus on special teams, and take Safeties, all while recruiting at a high level then it works.  But that seems a little bit ambitious to put on his plate at this point in time to be honest and I'd expect some growing pains.  Maybe I'm wrong and he can handle it.   Losing Banks really hurt because he'd have run special teams from the offensive side of the ball.

You do know there is a pretty damn good chance the Cory Raymond thing happens, right?  I feel like Sark is going to treat his staff like a NFL composition staff with Gideon being the ST guy.

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2 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

This is a good boy.  I'm in.

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Holy double jointed elbow batman.

1 minute ago, Doc Reeves said:


to be fair, I wouldn’t want to be judged for the things I did in college either

Clearly didn't head up the Nursing club in undergrad.

Not arguing, but honest question, how much could the OC position really pay at Arkansas State? Butch Jones is only making $825K as the HC. Random comparison, but this link has Corey Dennis at 300K annual as the QB coach:
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If Milwee is around there that isn't a huge number that would cut into a significant coaches pool but it's also probably a bump for where Milwee was going to be at Ark State I would think.

The Arkansas State HC makes $825k per USA Today database, no coordinator salaries at G5’s. Honestly no idea what a coordinator at Arkansas State would make, I’d guess $259k or so but that’s just based on the HC.

But looking at Texas the only Texas position coach at $300k this year was Valai, Giles only other one under $500k. I’d bet on Milwee, having a coordinator background and turning down a coordinator job (really no idea what that would pay honestly but to some extent there’s opportunity cost) getting at least $500k. Particularly if he gets a Co OC tag. Texas’s likes to pay assistants already. Most of our position coaches are paid in line with P5 coordinators.

If Gideon comes, the blurb under his picture in the media guide should read,  "Those who can, do; those who can't, teach"

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

You do know there is a pretty damn good chance the Cory Raymond thing happens, right?  I feel like Sark is going to treat his staff like a NFL composition staff with Gideon being the ST guy.

*Corey

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Gonna go ahead and officially predict the Lupoi hiring based on an official member of the UT admins recent follows. Outside of Lupoi he has only followed Sark, Flood, and Milwee who are all but confirmed at this point. Get ready to party boys and girls cause this thing is happening!

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2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

You do know there is a pretty damn good chance the Cory Raymond thing happens, right? 

Do you have an update?  Last I read it was probably not happening. 

1 hour ago, Wanker Bob said:

So you're going off rumor then. By widely documented you mean information probably distributed by one of the many 9.95 companies that are competing against each other for the niche pool of fanatical Texas fans willing to pay for information about the football team. That information was then picked up by the others as they don't want to be viewed as being left behind and the rumors swell like crazy until people like you say well it must be true because it's coming from all sides. The benefit of fabricating sensationalist stories to maintain interest in a subscription business model is so great there's zero chance that isn't happening. 

So ask yourself if Herman was this giant asshole personality who rubs everyone raw then why did he get an extension? Surely they wouldn't do that so early and eagerly to a guy who's that bad. Also, why didn't that information come up about him from his time elsewhere before he arrived? A guy just doesn't become a giant asshole starting in his 40s. 

This is a perfect example of why I said in the other threads that the 9.95 rumor mill garbage business is a pure leech on your program's ability to maintain success. They start rumors that get circulated widely because there's so many of them in this echo chamber and it gets to people like you who believe it without questioning it. And if it gets to you then you know it's getting to recruits and their parents too. 

From all the evidence it appears most likely that CDC made a play for the white whale but fucked up by not doing it completely secretly. Once it became public knowledge Herman was completely neutered and it became impossible to go back to him with any credibility once his bosses were just caught trying to replace him. So they had no choice but to pay the money to replace him with a coach who by all measures seems to be worse in his previous stops as a head coach. A state University paying out what with the new contracts will be around $40 million in frivolous spending in one year during a pandemic when millions in the country are suffering financially. That's just horrible optics and fuck ups of the highest level. 

“Take the SARK, pussy!” ©️

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Just now, Sir Ulrich said:

Gonna go ahead and officially predict the Lupoi hiring based on an official member of the UT admins recent follows. Outside of Lupoi he has only followed Sark, Flood, and Milwee who are all but confirmed at this point. Get ready to party boys and girls cause this thing is happening!

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This is the kind of internet sleuthing that makes Surly worth the tree fiddy 

43 minutes ago, MoJames said:

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Guess we all know who didn't catch the bouquet.

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

leaving this here without comment:

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JFC...

my favorite line:

“You have a site that has an 85 page thread on me where you all are talking really bad about my family and myself and personal information… I mean my phone number is on there… And now you want me to come on your podcast?”

<pause>
 

”well, yeah!”

1 minute ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Gonna go ahead and officially predict the Lupoi hiring based on an official member of the UT admins recent follows. Outside of Lupoi he has only followed Sark, Flood, and Milwee who are all but confirmed at this point. Get ready to party boys and girls cause this thing is happening!

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To all those quoting that fucking gif...

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2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Gonna go ahead and officially predict the Lupoi hiring based on an official member of the UT admins recent follows. Outside of Lupoi he has only followed Sark, Flood, and Milwee who are all but confirmed at this point. Get ready to party boys and girls cause this thing is happening!

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1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

This is the kind of internet sleuthing that makes Surly worth the tree fiddy 

Hell yeah, we're going all in on the bag men method and incorporating longhorn foundation /s

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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3 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

She looks a little chubby and like she's trying to hide it.

I’m a little concerned about the possibility of substantial cankles. Hard pass. 

6 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Clearly didn't head up the Nursing club in undergrad.

Nope. But I did give some nursing undergrads head...

11 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Didn't affect LSU last year as they have a dedicated ST's coordinator and 4 defensive coaches. Of course, the also base out a 3 man front, but what the fuck were they thinking?

Ogre is also a defensive coach, not calling plays with his head focused mainly on that side of the ball.

Sorry to bump this dude again but man how did a guy with both a radio face and a face that only a mother could love make it onto TV at a major sports network?

5 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

Yeah, it almost seems like Manny Acho recently told Rod Babers to become more controversial and draw more attention to help his career.

Kinda like the former HTown radio guy now on FS1... Nick Wright

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What's the hype on Wiggins about? Is he a stud recruiter? Don't see why he would be the top WR coaching choice considering his work at VT is meh. What am I missing?

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It's so cringe when people put shit like "Angela's husband" in their bio. 

Beta Male for sure 

Just now, Houston20 said:

What's the hype on Wiggins about? Is he a stud recruiter? Don't see why he would be the top WR coaching choice considering his work at VT is meh. What am I missing?

Nothing. He wouldn't be my first choice. 

Just now, Houston20 said:

What am I missing?

Pics of wife/girlfriend

1 minute ago, Houston20 said:

What's the hype on Wiggins about? Is he a stud recruiter? Don't see why he would be the top WR coaching choice considering his work at VT is meh. What am I missing?

DeVonta Smith. Eh, he's fine but not great. He's not anyone on this board's first choice I don't think.

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2 minutes ago, Houston20 said:

What's the hype on Wiggins about? Is he a stud recruiter? Don't see why he would be the top WR coaching choice considering his work at VT is meh. What am I missing?

Are you familiar with the 2020 cfb season?

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2 minutes ago, Houston20 said:

What's the hype on Wiggins about? Is he a stud recruiter? Don't see why he would be the top WR coaching choice considering his work at VT is meh. What am I missing?

Nobody has hyped him. But, there's harder things to sell to 18 year olds than "I coached up Waddle, Jeudy, and Smith"*

 

*Honestly not sure if he coached Jeudy at all

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11 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

This is a good boy.  I'm in.

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Holy shit.  I'm not kidding in any way - I dated that girl for a year back in the early 2000s.  She's now divorced from that dude.   I would note that she's definitely in the crazy zone of the hot/crazy matrix.  Some fun times, but time hasn't treated her well, unfortunately.

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11 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Gonna go ahead and officially predict the Lupoi hiring based on an official member of the UT admins recent follows. Outside of Lupoi he has only followed Sark, Flood, and Milwee who are all but confirmed at this point. Get ready to party boys and girls cause this thing is happening!

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This post just convinced me to join the tree-fiddy club

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

1. Your handle is fitting

2. not sure how you have so much rep

3. state is not paying for the buyout

4. Off topic 

5 fuck off

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2. Another beneficiary of the CR circle jerk 

13 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

If Gideon comes, the blurb under his picture in the media guide should read,  "Those who can, do; those who can't, teach"

Let's not forget that the next year, on an even bigger stage, he made an INT that a lot of DBs wouldn't have made.

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Tosh would be great of course, but if we get him, then we'd better have mustard to go with his fries and by all means no sling blades allowedtosh.PNG.43328241fac9f21048bb17864b3b94dc.PNGsling.PNG.cd7aaacd547825bc3c3e9957a65daad0.PNG

 

14 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Gonna go ahead and officially predict the Lupoi hiring based on an official member of the UT admins recent follows. Outside of Lupoi he has only followed Sark, Flood, and Milwee who are all but confirmed at this point. Get ready to party boys and girls cause this thing is happening!

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I like - Mustard up!

56 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

This is interesting from Football Scoop. Sounds like we're about to start actually acting like the Joneses instead of talking about it. 

 

 

Hiring Blake Gideon is not acting like the Joneses

12 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

You do know there is a pretty damn good chance the Cory Raymond thing happens, right?  I feel like Sark is going to treat his staff like a NFL composition staff with Gideon being the ST guy.

Would love to bring Raymond on although I'm not sure it is a good chance yet, depending on who you listen to.  But that doesn't change my thinking of wanting 5 full time defensive coaches.  I just think if anything, with an offensive minded head coach, you need to focus more resources on your defense.  Can it work?  Sure.  But it's not the best allocation of resources in my opinion.  And my initial point was Gideon has to at least be serviceable in helping out the defense and can't be just mainly a special teams guy and fill in here or there on defense without a fairly significant role on that side of the ball as well.

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15 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Gonna go ahead and officially predict the Lupoi hiring based on an official member of the UT admins recent follows. Outside of Lupoi he has only followed Sark, Flood, and Milwee who are all but confirmed at this point. Get ready to party boys and girls cause this thing is happening!

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So the guy in charge of "major gifts" is following Lupoi.

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2 minutes ago, UnhappilyMarried said:

Hiring Blake Gideon is not acting like the Joneses

Gideon is considered a rising star among coaching, especially with regards to ST. It's a very, very good hire.

49 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

So these fuckfaces didn’t even start the season until the end of October, got into the CFP having only played seven games, and now want the CFP championship game postponed? Fuck that shit. Fuck ohio state.

Would Sark and the other coaches coming from Bama would still report to Texas by the scheduled date if this happens?

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Really? Kind of expected more to be honest. Everyone's got their type I guess.

Blonde with some curves doesn’t do it for you? 

Just now, GRHorn said:

Blonde with some curves doesn’t do it for you? 

Fake blonde, fake tan, and yeah all of that ain't my style. But I'm happy for those who it is.

19 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Gonna go ahead and officially predict the Lupoi hiring based on an official member of the UT admins recent follows. Outside of Lupoi he has only followed Sark, Flood, and Milwee who are all but confirmed at this point. Get ready to party boys and girls cause this thing is happening!

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Good! We finally playing the game and going for the throne! Tired of us trying to be all Ned Stark.

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