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Ask for a friend, does the finalized coaching contracts include visits to South Austin Mom?

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  • closetojumping
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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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***I can confirm Dennis Dodd’s report on Sarkisian having interest in Mississippi State DC, Zach Arnett.

***Spoke with a source who said that Sark has spoken with Arnett. It seems Sark was impressed when he and the Crimson Tide faced Arnett’s defense, this season.

***However, I still very much get the sense that Arnett has a few guys in front of him. Again, guys like Muschamp and Tosh are Saban tree guys and in the case of Tosh, Sark has a personal and business relationship with him.

***Sark and co on offense and Arnett and co on defense would be a pretty filthy set up. But again, there are still guys ahead of him.

***Also, continue to hear that there is likely to be a change at the DC position at Alabama, after the season. So I have to imagine that given Saban’s ties to Muschamp, he will be a primary target.

 

After looking up the Alabama DC, it makes total sense Saban would make a change. 

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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***I can confirm Dennis Dodd’s report on Sarkisian having interest in Mississippi State DC, Zach Arnett.

***Spoke with a source who said that Sark has spoken with Arnett. It seems Sark was impressed when he and the Crimson Tide faced Arnett’s defense, this season.

***However, I still very much get the sense that Arnett has a few guys in front of him. Again, guys like Muschamp and Tosh are Saban tree guys and in the case of Tosh, Sark has a personal and business relationship with him.

***Sark and co on offense and Arnett and co on defense would be a pretty filthy set up. But again, there are still guys ahead of him.

***Also, continue to hear that there is likely to be a change at the DC position at Alabama, after the season. So I have to imagine that given Saban’s ties to Muschamp, he will be a primary target.

 

So who is ahead of Arnett?

Muschamp, Freeman, Odom?

 

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4 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I don’t think Escalades were in production yet when Means was being recruited.

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1 minute ago, Leanderman said:

Ask for a friend, does the finalized coaching contracts include visits to South Austin Mom?

fuck no. that's why we lost Urban.

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I think I know why your marriage is failing

Her boyfriend hasn't let me join them at the dinner table in weeks

1 minute ago, Leanderman said:

Ask for a friend, does the finalized coaching contracts include visits to South Austin Mom?

I believe that’s a perk that all Travis county residents can avail themselves to. Hayes as well. 

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

So who is ahead of Arnett?

Muschamp, Freeman, Odom?

 

Muschamp, Ash, and some new name I've never heard of just threw their name in the hat: Tedd Miami. 

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hmmmm

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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hmmmmmmm

10 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

@Sir Ulrichcould have never shared where he got it, just that he got it from "a source at UT" regarding finalized coaching hires. Glad to know not everyone wants to pretend to have inside information.

 

Not worth risking that cause you guys keep receipts.

The only time I had true inside info was when Kendall Sanders told me he was gonna flip the summer before his senior year. 

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18 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I'd give Wendy my wood.

would wood wendy wood...

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2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Alright, which one of you fuckers is Josh Brown?

1 minute ago, nycHorn said:


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Now he's fucking with us

1 minute ago, nycHorn said:


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Josh knows he done fucked up - so now he had to add all these rando to his following list.  Couldn't delete the old ones or it would look suspicious.

We on to you Josh!

52 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Holy double jointed elbow batman.

You're looking at her elbow? (To be honest, it does look a little wonky.)

31 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Fake blonde, fake tan, and yeah all of that ain't my style. But I'm happy for those who it is.

I’ll concede the fake tan is a bit much. Probably went for a little extra on her big day. 

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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I know he endorses the Bible and all, but I must confess that I took the Lord's Name in vain often when I watched Gideon in 2008-9.

3 minutes ago, nycHorn said:


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Fucked around and got caught.. so the real question is at what point did he know he was outed? Raymond or the USF guy?

2 minutes ago, Jack Wilson said:

You're looking at her elbow? (To be honest, it does look a little wonky.)

She can give you a handjob with both hands tied behind her back.

4 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Not I sir, I can't even keep up with my Geoff Ketchum twitter account. I'm too busy refreshing this page. 

7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Cleary Gabe_TFB on the Barton Simmons path to general manager or whatever the fuck title he landed. You heard it here first, folks

7 minutes ago, nycHorn said:


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What is this list?  I am not seeing anyone after Montinar on his list of follows...

2 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

She can give you a handjob with both hands tied behind her back.

That's how I prefer my handjobs.

20 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

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I was thinking an Econoline, but this is a way better fit for a high-end recruit. 

30 minutes ago, touchthemonolith said:

I don't think he did it on purpose. 

It don't make a fuck.

Oops ...

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Clean up on aisle C-Man

38 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

Did a little research of my own... Katharina Mazepa

 

38 minutes ago, FunkSoulBrother said:

Katharina Mazepa

 

38 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Dear lord ...

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I mean its possible we have the DC lined up and the Gideon hire was passed through him, right? if the DC was currently pre-occupied with NFL/CFB duties?

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1 minute ago, Mr. Drummond said:

She is just my type.

She’s everybody’s type.  A gay guy would probably give it a go just to make sure.

3 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I mean, there's no way we make this hire before we have our DC, right?

 

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I can't figure out who is the best dancer here guys.

 

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

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Just now, conVINCEd said:

She’s everybody’s type.  A gay guy would probably give it a go just to make sure.


she’s pretty but I don’t know...

any pictures of her crying?

6 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I mean, there's no way we make this hire before we have our DC, right?

 

If he's coaching Safeties then Ash is out because that's his group.

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

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It's going to be fine. He should have an incredible amount of knowledge when it comes to what not to do when playing safety.

7 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

So the guy in charge of "major gifts" is following Lupoi.

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I don't think recruits are looking for tupperware these days.

 

48 minutes ago, FunkSoulBrother said:

Katharina Mazepa

 

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1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It's so cringe when people put shit like "Angela's husband" in their bio. 

 

23 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Josh knows he done fucked up - so now he had to add all these rando to his following list.  Couldn't delete the old ones or it would look suspicious.

We on to you Josh!

Did he just recently add more follows?

I mean, there's no way we make this hire before we have our DC, right?
 

This site is going to go ape shit the first time a safety drops an INT.
41 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Lupoi, Flood, and unannounced TE coach and DC will probably cost some money. Just a hunch. 

Good.  Make it rain.  No more half-measures.

5 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

She’s everybody’s type.  A gay guy would probably give it a go just to make sure.

thats the joke/ mcbain

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

As I'm still in optimist mode, I love the Gideon hire if only because I'm imagining that he's full of fire and a deep desire to bring a national championship to Texas in order to help erase the memory of the drop. So I'll just go ahead and assume that he's going to work his ass off to do so.

And when he does contribute to a Texas national championship his next Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity is on me.

Come on, man...that's IHOP.

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