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  • Sheep Have Wool
    Sheep Have Wool

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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2 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

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Drools.

4 minutes ago, satyanash said:

He's also responsible for this badass picture

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Wore pants with actual kneepads....I approve.

4 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

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It's full of stars.  

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

That girl was probably 5 in the year 2000.  

He said early 2000's so she could have been 8 when they dated

1 hour ago, Ravishing Rick said:

Holy shit.  I'm not kidding in any way - I dated that girl for a year back in the early 2000s.  She's now divorced from that dude.   I would note that she's definitely in the crazy zone of the hot/crazy matrix.  Some fun times, but time hasn't treated her well, unfortunately.

Oh we believe you. Looks like she's not too picky about who she dates or marries. 

5 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

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holy shit GIF

Boom is HAPPENING let’s fucking go! This hire signifies that IMO

8 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

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8 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

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Don’t taze me bro. Don’t you fuck wit me

1 minute ago, Leanderman said:

We could do ALOT worse than this.

Username checks out.

1 minute ago, Leanderman said:

We could do ALOT worse than this.

I mean that defensive staff is about if not as perfect as you can get. 

29 minutes ago, Sal said:

Rare example of an old translating something for the millennials 

Well, I’m pre-battery, and therefore don’t get it.

12 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

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1 minute ago, Leanderman said:

We could do ALOT worse than this.

33 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

think Nahlin is saying that Gideon is the batteries and that we the fans opened the batteries before we opened the present they go in (the defensive coordinator).

I think he means hes into kinky shit now

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They are in a bidding war for Boom, so Sark has said “fine, I’ll just hire all your guys first. That should level the negotiations a bit”

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9 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Boom is HAPPENING let’s fucking go! This hire signifies that IMO

RGB right now:

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25 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I did not KNOW that

People also forget it was Earl Thomas that missed the tackle on Crabtree

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

They are in a bidding war for Boom, so Sark has said “fine, I’ll just hire all your guys first. That should level the negotiations a bit”

Who are we bidding against?

Who are we bidding against? 

Maybe Bama. Read where Saban is looking to make a change with his current DC
2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

They are in a bidding war for Boom, so Sark has said “fine, I’ll just hire all your guys first. That should level the negotiations a bit”

Say cap rn

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Errbody

Bama and LSU from the looks of things.

Who’s the highest paid DC in the country and what do they make?

I’m all in if this is the finish.  Dunno if it will but fuck it could maybe 

HC - Sark

OC/OL - Flood

QB - Milwee

RB - Drayton 

WR - Martin/Colbert

TE - Banks

DC - Muschamp

DL - Lupoi

LB - Hutzler 

S/ST - Gideon

CB - Raymond

 

DOR - Carrington

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

Who’s the highest paid DC in the country and what do they make?

Venables — $2.2 million

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Georgia Notre Dame

Not even Boom can help those bums in South Bend 

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Quite good. This is a really strong hire.

 

3 hours ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Gideon also had 4 years of experience as a "coach on the field"

 

So now he'll be a coach on the sideline? I'll see myself out.

1 hour ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

She can give you a handjob with both hands tied behind her back.

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26 minutes ago, satyanash said:

He's also responsible for this badass picture

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RIP Blaine Irby's knee

Just now, Michael Knight said:

Venables — $2.2 million

Do 3.5m then.  Lock it down If Saban or UGA end up shopping for a DC that’s problematic. 

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I’m going to preface this post by saying I have no idea what Saban’s plans are in regards to retirement but I am friendly with a member of his family.

Obviously, I’ve asked them when do they think he’ll hang it up. This is what they’ve said.

First, one of his fears is that he’ll end up like Bear Bryant - retire from coaching and die of heart attack 37 days later and never get to enjoy his golden years and grandchildren. His own father dropped dead of a heart attack at 46. So the person I know says he has joked he’ll just keep coaching until he can’t.

Miss Terry was interviewed after The Iron Bowl and said he about drove her crazy when he was under Covid quarantine and couldn’t coach. She joked that she told him she wasn’t going to let him retire because they’d end up divorced.

Also, everyone will know a year in advance when he does retire. Bama is a place where coaches are revered more than players even. The university will want to celebrate his career and do all kinds of stuff. Name the field after him, name University Boulevard after him, bring back a bunch of former players etc. And ESPN will want to milk the shit out of his last season. They’ll do a damn feature every week of the season.

All that to say, he may retire after next season but we’ll know that probably within a month after this season ends.

My gut says he’ll probably coach another 4-5 years barring drastic circumstances.

Also - Albert Means didn’t get anything. Logan Young paid his dickface coach, Lynn Lang $150,000 and Lang was the one who used part of that cash to buy a Ford Expedition. That’s how the whole thing fell apart - Lang didn’t spread the money around like promised and he got ratted out.

Anyway, back to TikTok models and coaching wishlists!

6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Venables — $2.2 million

He's not very good if he can't steal your offense's play calls, though.

50 minutes ago, satyanash said:

what does this mean?

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Shit like this is why I'm not on IT anymore.

16 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Who are we bidding against? 

your avatar

3 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

Shit like this is why I'm not on IT anymore.

Blake's better at catching football than most 9.95ers are at covering it. 

10 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

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Holy shit and LOL at Pelini. What the fuck were they thinking?

4 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

Shit like this is why I'm not on IT anymore.

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40 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

i bet her shit is even pretty

She doesn't shit

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